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Not Three's Company XXX - Review Cover

Not Three's Company XXX

(2008)
Director: Will Ryder
Posted: May 03, 2009
Run time: 138 Min (2 hr 18 min)
Reviewer: Terry (PL)
Reaction: Must See!
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Summary:
      This one gets a 9.00. once again Will and his gang come through with a good spoof. With this one, it's clear to see these guys are on a roll and apparently they don't have any plans on slowing down. Yet, anyway. I know there's a This Ain't Gilligan's Island XXX and This Ain't Happy Days XXX are out, and a Not The Cosby Show XXX is coming out later this year. All of which I expect to be good. So anyway, back to this one. Three's Company was one of my favorite shows as a kid, hell I still watch it when I catch it on TV. Although I wouldn't swear to the accuracy of the set that so many did in the BTS, it was close enough for me I though Penny nailed her part and Brynn did a pretty damn good job too, but I had mixed feelings on Van. He wasn't bad, but he wasn't great, Id say he did a solid job with the role though. Nina, came through very strong as well, but I wasn't sold on Dino, nor on Scott, although Scott did some great faces like the real show's Mr. Furley did. Sex wise, solid stuff, all round. I had mixed feelings on all the POV footage during the sex. It didn't' really fix with feature fucking, but at the same time, it was good footage. And speaking of sex, I was VERY happy to see Roxy in action here, even if she wasn't taking dick, she was one of my favorites and she got "lost" over at Club Jenna. And with that, this one, like the rest of the Not The XXX movies, is an easy recommendation for purchase.
Extras:
      An insane amount of extras on this disc. Although the confused me as to why the broke up behind the scenes. Part 1 was 19 minutes long, pt. 2 was 24 minutes long, pt. 3 was 27 minutes long and pt. 4 was 12 minutes long (just "Making the music"). In addition there was the tried and true Director/Producer Travelogue (24 min) and a 4 minute deleted scene with Madison using a vibrator, which worked out nicely for me Also, there was a photo gallery and some trailers:
Not Bewitched XXX
Not The Brady's XXX
Not The Brady's XXX Marcia, Marcia, Marcia!
Britney Rears #04: Britney Goes Gonzo!
With plenty (well over an hour!) of good and fun extras, this gets a +1 from me.
Details:
Scene 1
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      Poor Van (playing Jack) has lost his job, which means the rent will be hard to come by with only he and Penny (playing Janet) working. And to top the cake, Dino (playing Mr. Roper) is wanting his rent early as he and Nina (Playing Mrs. Roper) are going on a little vacation... When he comes looking for the $$, Van gives the bad news, and being a reasonable man, he gives Van and the girls 5 days to get the money. The next day, while Van is looking for a job and Penny are at work, Brynn (playing Chrissy) talks to her mom about this new job she's got lined up. Seems her sister, Madison, is coming down too. A bit stressed, she ends the conversation and lets it all out...
      Brynn is an attractive girl with long length blonde hair and natural B cup tits. First she begins playing with her pussy, then loses her panties and finds a big vibrator in her night stand. She uses on her clit some before stuffing it in her little pussy, then over in doggy, she continues to fuck her box with that big vibe. Back over on her back for a few, she keeps using the toy, then the scene ends.
Scene 2
Sienna West, Tommy Gunn
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      Brynn awakens to the phone ringing, it's the guy about that job she was telling her mom about. As they talk, Van and Penny come home and over heard the conversation, taking it a bit out of context - LOL. Well things go on and Jack is back to workin on finding a job when Tommy (playing Larry) shows up. Shortly after that, Sienna shows up, and Van heads out to get Brynn off of "working the street" while he tells Sienna to stay back and follow Tommy's orders, and if she does so, he'll have a glass of wine with her. Apparently she's chasing Van around and will do anything for him, and Tommy makes sure he takes full advantage of this!
      Sienna is an attractive girl with short brown hair (a wig on here) and fake DD cup tits. In Penny's and Brynn's bedroom, the two get going, quickly losing their cloths and exchanging oral greetings. There's a little fingering going on too, and I really liked how she "helped" him too! On to the sex, she rides in reverse cowgirl, then Tommy rolls Sienna down onto her side. Over on her belly, we get some nice shot of her pussy just hugging on his cock. Pulling her legs up under her, Sienna gets fucked in doggy, all the while "Cum in my mouth Jack, cum in my mouth" - LOL Yes it was intentional And eventually Tommy does, but she pushes it out. An OK scene really, it didn't do much for me.
Scene 3
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      So as Tommy and Sienna have their deal, Van and Penny wait on Brynn to show up at the local pub, apparently she's got an important announcement to make. And when she shows up, she shows up with her sister Madison. Well Brynn has to head out to "work the streets" and Penny has to meet up with some friends, so Van's left with watching over Madison. And Brynn's sister isn't so innocent... Soon the two are back at the apartment and she's all over him.
      Madison is a cute and sexy looking girl with long blonde hair and fake D cup tits. Allyssa is a very attractive girl with medium length brown hair and natural B cup tits. Madison gets naked right there and plants her little pussy right on his face! Lying her down, he does some proper eating, and fingering, which she helps out on (opening her pussy up nicely)! And I LOVED how she fed him her pussy juice! Sexy shit! A little POV sucking and tit fucking go down, then it's up to cowgirl. Madison did a sweet job bouncing that thing too. Then, all of a sudden, there's a knock at the door. Promptly Madison answers it and it's the girl (Allyssa) she met earlier and had told her to come by... Well, being an equal opportunity love, Jack lets her join in. Quickly Madison strips her down, and the two begin sucking some cock; with more POV shots! Since Allyssa is new to the game so far, she goes next, taking the cock reverse cowgirl, then Madison takes her turn in RC too. With Allyssa in doggy, she gets fucked while eating Madison's pussy, then the girls switch roles. After a little more BJ, Van ends up fucking Madison in missionary until he cums all over Allyssa's face. A good scene here. Both seemed into it and it was really captured nicely. At this point I'm really digging Madison!
Scene 4
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      With Van and the two girls all cleaned up and out of the apartment, Penny and Roxy stumble in from having a little too good of an evening on the town... Roxy tired to talk her into "swinging the other way", and after weighing her option, Penny agrees.
      Roxy is a sexy looking girl with long black hair and natural B cup tits. Penny is also a sexy looking girl with short black hair and natural C cup tits. With Roxy leading the way, she gets Penny naked and begins eating her out. Roxy then gets herself naked, and that's the cue for Penny to get her licks in on Roxy. Breaking out a vibe, the girls lick on it, then Roxy takes it and used it on Penny. Cutting away, Penny's got a strap-on attached! She has Roxy to a little BJ on it, then fucks her doggy. Afterwards, Roxy rides some in reverse cowgirl and regular cowgirl, then cut over to the Roper's.
Scene 5
Nina Hartley, Dino Bravo
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      Downstairs, Mr. and Mrs. Roper (Dino Bravo and Nina Hartly) hear the "banging" going on, and that reminds Nina bout what she's found under Dino's pillow... Along with the rest of his stash. She takes it in stride, and in fact she wants to do some of the stuff the younger kids are going; blow jobs! So urging Dino to lose his pants, which he does, she gets to work sucking his dick.
      Nina is a sexy women with medium length blonde hair (had a wig on here) and fake D cup tits. Nina does a nice job sucking Dino until he got hard, then really got going on it; taking it down her throat. She gets him off too, taking the cum in her mouth and like a great wife, she swallows it down. Very nice BJ from a great!
Scene 6
Brynn Tyler, Eric Swiss
POV
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      Catching up with Brynn, apparently she's hurt her foot handing out those fliers, and she needs some penicillin, so her buddy Ron (Jeremy) calls her in a prescription with his brother and has her in that direction. Meanwhile, Tommy comes over to score the $20 bucks he loaned Van a few days ago, and while Van's getting ready to go out, Tommy makes a phone call. To an escort agency, setting up a date at Van's apartment in Van's name! However shortly after making the appointment, he skips out and heads out with Van. When Brynn get to the doctor, the head doctor mistakes her claim of infection (in her foot) for a vaginal inspection. He gives her a dose of something to relax her, but after examining her he can't find any infection, so he calls in his protégé. Pointing out she's high as a kite... He goes in for the kill, kissing on her inner thighs.
      And of course, the next logical step is her pussy; Brynn gives back of course, during which we get some nice POV shots, then we cut to her in missionary. Again we get some nice shots of the action. Cutting away, ride in reverse cowgirl. Wrapping things up, she gets on her knees and takes his wad in her mouth, pushing it out ultimately. Solid scene, I'm liking me some Brynn
Scene 7
Jenny Hendrix, Scott Lyons
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      And as it turns out.... They aren't even doctors. As Brynn is getting cleaned up, Scott Lyons (playing Mr. Furley) shows up at the apartment and no ones home. Letting him self in, he's there only a moment before Jenny, the call girl Tommy ordered, shows up and mistakes Scott for Van. Quickly getting down to just a top, she orders Scott to eat her pussy; he dives in.
      Jenny is a sexy looking girl with short black hair and natural B cup tits. After he eats her pussy, she does some nice no-hands BJ action. During which she does some deep throat and we get some POV shots. Riding the cock, Jenny does so in reverse and gets fucked in doggy. Cutting away, it's time for some spooning, then it's time for some cum. Down on her knees, Scott jerks off into her open mouth and she pushes it out to end the scene. Solid scene here, but I had some problems with the audio. I'll go into detail in the final thoughts.
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