America's Favorite Commercials Gone Porn

      "Aggressive Insurance" (Progressive Insurance"
So Chloe is tending to the store when Mark's strolls in looking for insurance. He's looking for a big discount too, and the only way he can get that is to give her his big "package". Down on her knees she goes, sucking on it before getting into doggy to take him from behind. She stops for some nice PTM/deep throat and Mark gives her ass a taste too, then it's on up to reverse and regular cowgirl. Closing out the scene, Chloe takes the cock in missionary before getting the load in her mouth. Unfortunately she never looks to swallow it before the scene fades to black. I liked this commercial better than the one "we love". I got a kick out of Chloe's "That's a discount!" quips as she got fucked and she actually did look like the chick in the commercials. The sex was pretty average though.

      "The Most Interesting Man" (Dos Equis beer)
This scene kicks off in a different fashion, very little words are spoken as we see the hot girls all over the place, then we see him, "The Most Interesting Man". Looking directly at us, he says, "I don't always do porn, but when I do..." and the girls start getting naked and suck his cock. Jazy gets the first bit of cock in standing doggy with Daisy doing the PTOGM action. Daisy takes a seat on a couch to get her mouth used by Dale as Jazy fingers her twat, but soon Dale takes over and fucks her. Jazy gets a little more attention, getting railed in reverse and mish before the ladies end up on their knees. Dale delivers his wad in Daisy's mouth, which she spits on Jazy's tits and ended the scene. Average is as good as it gets here. I really liked the opening to the scene and I liked how Dale kept in character perfectly during the scene. However, the girls didn't seem into it at all, which made for almost no heat.

      "Whorebitz Gum" (Orbitz Gum)
The rather bold spokesperson is in front of a marketing panel, injecting nice words as the members belt out bad things to say about the gum. But Jenner's had enough and decides to use his cock to shut her up... As Taylor goes at it, getting it deep down her throat, the two girls (Anjanette Astoria & Kiara Mia) in the background kiss and rub on each other's tits. On her back, the camera gets a great close-up as Jenner pushes inside her. I really liked the views we got as she fingered her ass while Jenner pounded her. When she flipped over to doggy, we got some nice shots and some brief looks at some pussy gapes, then she went to cowgirl. When she made the transition to her side, the girls walked off the screen, and soon after that it was time for the pop. Taylor had her mouth open wide for it, but got mostly a face full of cum , then she looks up and says "I have a dirty mouth, I need Whorebitz!" Another scene I liked more than the commercial, and I though Taylor did a nice job sounding and acting like the personality in the commercial. The sex was pretty good, but I was trying to figure out the purpose of the girls in the background and what made them not get involved.

      "$3 Foot Shlongs" ($5 Foot Longs - Subway)
Billy and Lizz are at their favorite restaurant and notice the cameras come in and Lizz goes ape-shit - LOL She dances around and does the song and dance, but Billy isn't too excited and decides to give her his $3 foot long. She takes his scholng and puts it on some bread, leaving plenty on the end to suck, but ultimately that gets tossed aside as she gets going on it proper. He gives back with a little pussy eating, then has her lie down on the table first, then flips her over to standing doggy. We got some nice close-up shots of her stuffed with cock, then Lizz heads up to reverse. Wow did she look hot... For Fuck Sakes I have to see more of this chick! Anyway, on her knees she does, taking a taste of her pussy off the cock and tit fucking Billy some and going to cowgirl. One more time she gets off the stick, sucking and stroking it, until he cums in her mouth. Some falls out and she slurps it up, but I couldn't quite tell if she swallowed or not. A very solid scene here. Lizz looked fantastic and gave the most energetic scene thus far in the movie. This young lady was on the cover for good reason .

      "FreeCreditWhore.com" (FreeCreditScore.com)
Just like the commercial, Otto is singing of his woes, and in this case it's his shitty girlfriend and how he needs to contact FreeCreditWhore. Before long, his cries for help are answered with Nicole. She begins with sucking his cock, looking very sexy, and then he begins with eating her pussy. Still on the table and holding her pussy open, we get some really nice shots of Otto slipping in and out of her her. He pounds away at it for a bit, then Nicole flips over to standing doggy. Man did she look good bent over that table... Anyway, Nicole rides in reverse and regular cowgirl, doing both well, but excelling in cowgirl. Unfortunately though, the video quality drops significantly, as there was a major amount of pixilation for a while during the action. Wrapping things up, Nicole gets fucked some more in missionary before getting a facial.