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Big Titty Christmas - Review Cover

Big Titty Christmas

(2006)
Director: Jim Powers
Posted: December 23, 2008
Run time: 161 Min (2 hr 41 min)
Reviewer: Terry (PL)
Reaction: Very Good
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Summary:
      This one gets a 7.75. Considering it was a Christmas flick, this one panned out well. And had it not been for one lack-luster scene, the score would have been higher. The cast did a nice job with the energy and keeping the tits (again, all but one scene...) as the main focus, as they should have been considering the title. I'm not sure if this would be classified as an authentic feature, but I'm classifying it that way. The story was loose to say the best, but the movie was done in a very fun and light hearted manner. I also think there couldn't have been 3 better leads. Lee, Trina and Van played the roles exactly as I would have expected them to be played. As far as performances, the first two were good, but the final one was the favorite for me. Anyway, I don't think I would venture to recommend this outside of the Holidays, but I think it's pretty couples friendly, although there was lots of anal. Which is good in my book. Check it out if you're in the Christmas mood.
Extras:
      For extras, which were on another disc, there were the following. 18 minutes of behind the scenes (although the music they used overpowered a lot of the dialog...), a cumshot recap, a very nice photo gallery (soft and hard pics separated, also very clear pictures), website access, ads, DVD credits, a company profile and some trailers:
Hookers
Pink Paradise
Sodom #2
Caliente
Dementia #4
Nice extras here and the earned an extra .25 points.
Details:
Scene 1
Trina Michaels, Seth Dickens
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      Ol' Seth arose to a clatter, finding Trina, mounted on a stuffed Santa; riding its face - LOL! She shows him what naught boys get, at which point Seth knows he's dreaming, but goes along with it!
      Trina is a pretty and sexy girl with long blonde hair and fake DD cup tits. Going right to where he should, he focuses on worshiping her tits; sucking and playing with them. Eventually she makes her way down to the cock, doing her fair share of worshiping too. Spending a good amount of time sucking, deep throating and tit fucking him. Lying on the stuffed Santa, she starts taking the cock missionary, then heads up to reverse cowgirl where she starts taking the cock in her pussy, but ends up with it in her butt . After some ATM, Trina flips over onto all fours for more anal action, while we get some nice close-ups. Cutting away, Seth fucks Trina's tits some more, then she's rolled up in a pile driver for more ass reaming. Down on her side, anal continues until he cums in her mouth. She shows the cum, then as a present, swallows it down! Damn, Trina took a hell of an ass pounding and looked great doing it, and not only that, she looked to like it. Good stuff.
Scene 2
Alexis Silver, Alec Knight
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      Uh oh... Seth's wife hears the racket and finds them, and not "in the Christmas Spirit", she calls the police! Van gets the call. Trina is in jail! Once they are back at the house he scolds her, but it seems she gets this way every Christmas and Van (a mayor) is up for re-election and is in no mood to deal with this shit. So off to bed. The next morning, he and Trina are out when they come across a drunken Santa (Lee). Trina goes ape-shit over him and tackles him! Wanting him to fuck her - LOL. So to try to contain the situation, Van loads Trina and Lee into his car and takes them to his place. He strikes a deal with Lee, stay there for the next couple of days to keep her under control and he'll pay him 10 grand. Lee agrees, but probes into why she's so crazy around Christmas. Van explains. Seems Trina's mom died and around Christmas time her mom's sister would come over to help him through the tough holiday.... We get to see why Trina's dad was so excited around Christmas time.
      Alexis is a very attractive girl with long brown hair and natural F cup tits. Both she and Alec show her tits some nice love, then he moves on to showing her pussy and ass some love; eating them. She returns the favor, taking the cock all the way down her throat and tit fucking it. We got some nice POV shots too. Moving on, we eventually see Alexis in doggy and get some beautiful shots of her getting her pussy stuffed full of cock. I also liked how she fucked him, good shit here. Cutting away, she's on her side, sucking and deep throating the cock again and looking damn good doing so, then he moves up behind her for spoon. It was nice how she held her pussy open and watched the cock disappear inside her. Anyway, the cock was moved to her ass and the anal got under way. Moving the action upright, Alexis tastes her ass off the cock and then moves up to ride reverse cowgirl anal. Stopping, she tastes her ass again then we cut to Alexis on her back. Alec fucks her tits some more, but soon gets back home in her ass. Wrapping the scene up, Alec fucks her tits until he's ready to cum, dumping his wad in her mouth. And like Trina, she's a good girl, swallowing the cum! Another good scene and another good ass pounding. Alexis looked great and gave some good energy.
Scene 3
Daphne Rosen, Dirty Harry, Rick Masters, Trevor Thompson
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      Back in reality, Lee asks a good question. Why stay with her if she's such a fruitcake. Simple, Trina's dad is loaded! Later, Trina has some alone time with Lee and she spills the beans about what Misses Clause is doing up at that North Pole when Santa isn't there... And we get to see it go down.
      Daphne is a pretty decent looking girl with medium length black hair and fake E cup tits. With the Elves (the guys) workin, Daphne begins playing with her pussy before breaking out those magical tits, which these Elves seem to be VERY attracted to Anyway, they give the tits the appropriate amount of love before Daphne is on her knees servicing them. With Daphne hanging her head off the end of the couch, she gets her mouth fucked a little, then she gets her pussy and tits fucked too. Eventually ending up back on the couch for more tradition fucking (if you will), then it's kind of back off the couch, in a pile driver, her ass gets fucked some more, but this time we get some gaping. Up in cowgirl, Daphne starts with taking cock in her pussy, but soon a cock is plugging her ass; DPing her. Spinning around, Daphne does some reverse cowgirl DP as well, then it's down on her side where she gets her ass and mouth full of cock. Wrapping the scene up, the guys take turns fucking Daphne's ass in doggy, which she didn't look into at all, staring off into space. Bringing closure, the guys jerk off into her mouth, one at a time, she pushes each load out as she gets it. This was a pretty average scene. Ya, she took a fair amount of DP, but Daphne's high pitched sounds annoyed me, along with her disinterested look by the end of the scene, definitely brought this scene down for me.
Scene 4
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      The next morning Van heads off and makes sure Lee is going to keep an eye on Trina. Later in the day he calls to make sure she's doing OK, and apparently Trina's held up in her room, enjoying some peppermint sticks!
      She starts with sucking on them, then graduates to using them on her tits, then moves to fucking herself with them! Managing to get to in her pussy. And we get some nice head-on shots of her working her twat good too before stuffing the third one in and working it! This was a pretty decent solo scene. Nothing outstanding, but nice action and some nice shots of the action.
Scene 5
Devon Lee, Whitney Stevens, Van Damage
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      It's getting a bit late and Lee gets a call from Van, telling he's going to be even later - he's at an office party. Then we get to watch what goes down at that "little party".
      Devon is a very attractive girl with long blonde hair and fake D cup tits. Whitney is an attractive girl with medium length brown hair and great, natural DD cup tits. Van does his best to show "both pair" attention, then goes on about showing their pussies that same attention; eating and fingering them. With the girls still side by side, he starts with fucking Devon. We get some beautiful close-ups of the action too, then he turns to Whitney, again with some great close-ups. Cutting away, the two give a nice decent POV BJ/tit fuck job before Devon heads up to cowgirl. Devon looked really wet too, very nice. Whitney gets her chance with the cock as well, taking it reverse cowgirl, then we cut to Devon in standing doggy with Whitney lying on her back. When Van's ready to cum, he unloads in Whitney's mouth, which she spits out onto her tits. Solid stuff, but Whitney didn't seem as nearly into it. Maybe it was Van paying too much attention to Devon?
Scene 6
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      Then it's Lee's turn to get the gift of Christmas from Trina as she shows up looking fuckin' gorgeous, AND brings an extra gift; Tory!
      Tory is a sexy girl with medium length black hair and fake D cup tits. Trina hands over her gift to Lee, and she takes it from there, getting his cock out and sucking it. Quickly Trina joins in and they do a killer BJ scene. I loved how Tory sucked Lee's cock AND the candy at the same time! On to the sex, Trina goes first, riding the dick in cowgirl as Tory does the PTOGM and fucks herself with the candy stick. Then when Tory gets her turn, Trina fucks herself in the ass with the candy! Nice! Moving on, Trina takes some anal in missionary while Tory does the ATOGM, then Tory takes her share of ass fucking in standing and regular doggy. When Tory rocked her ass back on Lee's cock as he stood still...wow, good shit! Trina also did some choking on Tory too. Anyway, Trina goes back for more anal, riding reverse cowgirl while Tory sat on Lee's face. Back to Tory, she rides in cowgirl anal, then both girls take their share of some pile driver ass fucking. Hopping back up on the couch, Tory gets her pussy used to make Lee cum, and he blows his wad in Trina's mouth. Kinda, a big blob of hit landed in her ear - LOL. Tory gets in there and cleans up Trina's face and the two kiss, but the cum laid to rest on Trina's tits. Good scene, lots of energy. My kind of scene, however I thought the tit focus was much less than the previous scenes. Why??
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