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Diary Of A Mad Porn Director - Review Cover

Diary Of A Mad Porn Director

(2004)
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Posted: December 01, 2004
Run time: 168 Min (2 hr 48 min)
Reviewer: Terry (PL)
Reaction: Enjoyable
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Summary:
      This one gets a 6.90. I was very disappointed in this title, I had head such good thing about Clark and his movies, but if all of his movies are like this I have no idea what those people were seeing. I was wish there were more sex to speak of, but hand jobs and lots of pointless stuff were the aim on this movie - although the aim (or lack there of) was the center of the movie as it's a "Diary of" movie. I think my biggest problem was the fact the POV action wasn't that well done and the lighting could have been much better. I don't know if I "get it", all the added effects drove me nuts, but I know I felt one thing through out the movie and that's the feeling of contempt (to porn viewers) I get from DAC's comments through the movie. Maybe I'm wrong, I hope I am, but I sure felt it... Anyway, Asian loves will dig this as those are the only type of girls in the movie. Anal fans should steer clear as those looking for some "meat" to their Gonzo flicks.
Extras:
      Although thee wasn't anything in the way of extras outside of the extra scene, I do believe the scene deserves a +.5 - after all it was 33 minutes long and pretty good. Outside of that the disc contained some trailers, a slide show and web access information.
Details:
Scene 1
Nyomi Marcella, David Aaron Clark
      August 2002
      Nyomi is a very pretty girl with long black hair and natural B cup tits. The scene opens with the camera fixated in Nyomi's feet and then pans up to her in doggy where we get a nice shot of her ass while she laps milk from a dog bowl. After a while she stands up and proceeds to do some nice tease for us, dancing around and getting naked as she does, then takes a seat to begin playing with her pussy. Eventually she picks up the bowl and pours the milk down her chest - very sexy! Cutting away we see her undoing DAC's pants and soon begins blowing him. After a little bit she stops and shows off her pussy, playing with it momentarily, and then moves up to riding him in cowgirl. She then un-mounts him and gets back to sucking his cock, eventually jerking him. This as an OK scene, the tease, all though great, was a bit drawn out but still the highlight of the scene.
Scene 2
Lyla Lei, Sin Nye Lang, David Aaron Clark
      September 2002
      Sin is a sexy looking girl with long red hair and fake C cup tits. Lyla is an OK looking girl with long dark red hair and natural A cup tits. The scene opens as Sin leads Lyla down some stairs, walking her like a dog, and then once at the bottom Sin has Lyla put some heals on before leading her over to David who is sitting on a couch. Lyla is then instructed to undo his pants as Sin ties him up, then she breaks out a water bong for all to takes hits off of ??? After a bit Lyla finally is instructed to start sucking his cock. The girls then take turns sucking with Lyla spanking his cock for him before Sin jerks him of onto Lyla's face. This was a pretty good scene, but I was turned off by the heavy drug overtones.
Scene 3
Kimmy Kahn, David Aaron Clark
      October 2002
      Kimmy is a cute girl with medium length brown hair and natural B cup tits. The scene opens with Kimmy standing over DAC as she pisses on him and then leans down to stroke his cock. Standing up she spins around and shows off her ass, putting water on it for him/as. Cutting away we see the two in a different setting as she sucks his cock in POV, pinching his nipple as she does. Once more DAC has her piss all over his cock before having her get back to sucking/stoking his cock while she plays with/sucks on his nipple. Again he has her piss on him and the scene soon ends after that. This was a really average scene, I dig pissing and all but I'm not into it as the main theme of a scene. Kimmy did a nice job of sucking though when she was doing it, I liked the nipple play!
Scene 4
Jade Blue Eclipse, David Aaron Clark
      October 2002
      Jade is an OK looking girl with short black hair and natural A cup tits (lots of tattoos, vampire teeth and double pierced nipples!). The scene opens with DAC recording a routine that Jade had asked him to film while she was performing at "The Cow Palace" in San Francisco. After the show we cut to her talking to David back in a hotel room and eventually she shows us her beautiful, double pierced nipples as she begins teasing his cock. Cutting away we se her in missionary as David teases her pussy a little and then finally pulls her panties aside so we can get a shot of her beautiful pussy before he begins fingering it (the fingering action was hard to see). He also eats her a little as well and then slides her panties all the way off, then she plays with his cock with her feet a little before Jade shows off her "meaty" pussy some more. Cutting away the talk some more and then she uses her mouth to put a condom on him before sucking his cock. Cutting away, Jade is in a standing doggy type position, still sucking his cock as he fingers her more before she moves up to riding him in cowgirl. As she rides we get some decent shots of the action. Cutting away she's back to sucking and then takes the condom off and jerks him of into her hand. This was an OK scene, but some of the action was a bit tough to see due to them bounding around or a lack of lighting. I did however dig Jade's look, especially the nipples!
Scene 5
Lyla Lei, Nyomi Marcella, Brian Surewood, David Aaron Clark
      The scene opens with all 4 heading into the "Talk of the Town" adult book store in Vegas and once inside Nyomi proves to David she has no panties on! After a while they finally decide to ditch the place and all 4 hop into the car and head back over to a hotel. Once at the Vagabond they head to the room and after some coaxing Nyomi loses hr dress a Lyla begins rubbing her tits. Lyla then blind folds Nyomi and has her lay on her back on the bed as she rubs her clit and then begins eating her out. Lyla then follows suit by losing her dress and panties as well, then she gets back to eating Nyomi (in doggy). Soon Brian gets into the action as Lyla begins blowing him as she fingers Nyomi. Lyla then has Nyomi help her out, then we cut to Brian laying back as Nyomi keeps sucking him of as Lyla moves her attention to DAC - sucking his cock too. The girls then switch up for a bit before Lyla goes up to cowgirl on Brian while Nyomi rides David in cowgirl as well. As Lyla gets off Brian, Nyomi un-mounts DAC and heads over to Brian to ride him cowgirl with Lyla doing the PTOGM action while David plays with her pussy. After that Brian moves from under Nyomi and then starts fucking her in doggy, then we cut to Brian fucking Lyla in doggy with David eventually making his way over to the action to eat out Nyomi. Moving along we cut to both of the girls sucking on DAC's cock with Brian fucking Nyomi while she's on her side and sucking. Lyla then moves her pussy up to David's face so he can eat her and then the girls switch roles for a bit before they both get back to the sucking. Once more we cut away, this time seeing Lyla in reverse cowgirl on DAC while Brian fucks Nyomi in missionary and eventually Lyla moves to cowgirl. Again we cut away and this time we see Nyomi in reverse cowgirl on Brian (we get some nice shots of the action). Anyway, they shuffle around a little more before Brian delivers an open mouth facial to Nyomi, who pushes the cum out, then kisses Lyla before the scene ends. This was a solid scene but needed more of something, and I can't quite put my finger on it...
Scene 6 (Bonus)
Sin Nye Lang, David Aaron Clark
      The scene opens as Sin walks into the room and talking to David. He has her dance around for him, she does so in a very sexy manner, then we cut to her sitting as she talks to DAC about "fire & ice". Afterwards they start getting down to business with her sucking his cock, then he stands her up and sucks her tits before dropping down and removing her panties to eat her out. David then has her move up to the bed in doggy where he fingers her and then fucks her before we cut to her riding him in reverse cowgirl where we get some nice shots of the action. Un-mounting she does some PTM and then heads up to ride in cowgirl - as she does, the footage becomes black and white??? Anyway, he puts her in to missionary and keeps on fucking her before we cut to her rubbing a razor across DAC's cock and balls?? She eventually gets back to sucking the cock for a bit, then dumps ice on his cock and then gets back to sucking. He cums in her mouth and she spits it back on his dick, spreading the cum all over it with the razor. This scene should have been in the movie...
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