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Elastic Assholes - Review Cover
Director: Mike John
Posted: August 16, 2004
Run time: 139 Min (2 hr 19 min)
Reviewer: Terry (PL)
Reaction: Very Good
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Summary:
      This one gets a 8.95. I subtracted a .25 because I was really expecting MORE gaping with a title like "Elastic Assholes". Fortunately there was some gaping, but just not as much as I was hoping for and although it may sound trivial, I was hoping for bigger gapes - Sandra Romain/Auroa Snow sized... I felt there was a little too much DP. I liked the fact each scene opened with a bit of tease action, especially Ellen's scene - WOW was that a hot ass opening.... This is typical MJ work here though, good camera work and good male/female cast. Again I can't tell you how happy I was to see Franco Roccaforte in this title, Jesus Christ is that man hilarious! If you dig LOTS of anal and DP action, you simply can't go wrong here, and throw in some cream pies and you have yourself a nice little party Good work here Mike and RLD, like usual.

P.S. Note to Erik Everhard, if the statue like performance you did with Julie in the beginning of her scene is you interpretation of what some think of your "rabbit-fucking", PLEASE don't listen to them... You're far more entertaining when you into it
Extras:
      This disc comes with the standard Mike John extras. There's a photo gallery, web access and 18 minutes of behind the scenes, which were GREAT!! Very funny BTS! Also we got an entire 26 minute bonus scene! Nice! Ringing in at 44 minutes of extras... +1!
Details:
Scene 1
Jane Darling, Erik Everhard, Robert Rosenberg, Steve Holmes
      Jane is a very sexy woman with medium length blonde hair and natural DD cup tits. The scene opens with Jane walking in a door, as she begins doing some tease action. As she does, the camera gets a nice shot of her ass, then she takes her top and panties off, where we get a wonderful shot of her ass/pussy before she reaches around and fingers her ass. Cutting away we see Jane in a chair, leaning back, as she fingers each hole and does ATM on the fingers and then spreads her ass open for the camera. Eventually she meets up with the guys who are sitting on a couch; side by side. She takes each guy up her ass in reverse cowgirl, also doing ATM to clean the cock off before going over to the next, then cut to Jane on her knees as she sucks all three cocks off. Steve then grabs her and sits back, having her go up to reverse cowgirl, and then Robert steps in for the DP action while she blows Erik. Robert and Erik switch for a bit and then she un-mounts to do PTM/(pseudo)ATM, then Erik lays down and she mounts in cowgirl with Robert and Steve switching back and forth, DPing her and showing off some gaping, as she sucks the other off. Cutting away we then see Jane in a flying cowgirl DP with Erik and Steve with Erik eventually stepping out so Robert can get a little of the action also. Afterwards we cut and see Jane on her knees as she jerks Robert off into her mouth, then Erik and Steve chime in with their loads, then she shows off her "fruits" before swallowing down the 3 loads in one gulp! This was a very good scene, As always Jane was how and the action was hot right along side her!
Scene 2
Liliane Tiger, Erik Everhard, Franco Roccaforte, Steve Holmes
      Liliane is a pretty girl with long brown hair and natural B cup tits (pierced inner labia, both, and pierced clit). Liliane walks into the scene, quickly getting into doggy to show off her ass, then takes her top off to continue rubbing her tits as the tease goes on. Sitting down she pulls her panties off, soon fingering her ass and pussy and doing ATM/PTM on the fingers before we cut to each guy taking his turn fucking her ass and having her do ATM on the cock. Cutting away we see Liliane in reverse cowgirl anal on Erik with Steve stepping in to DP her as she sucks on Franco; as Steve and Erik pump we get a nice shot of the DP action. Anyway, Steve and Franco switch back and forth DPing her and having her show off some gapes before she eventually remounts in cowgirl on Erik with Steve and Franco switching some more as well as showing off gages. Afterwards, Steve picks her up for flying cowgirl with Franco coming in to help out (DP) before stepping back out so Steve can sit and Erik can take his turn DPing her as she does ATM on Franco. Moving along Liliane then gets her ass spoon fucked by each guy, then she takes Franco's cock into her pussy for a little bit before he pulls her up to flying cowgirl with Erik jumping in to DP her; we do get nice shots of the action though. Liliane is then put on the floor so she can suck all three of the cocks , then we cut to her in a pile driver as Steve takes his turn, fucking her ass with Franco and Erik cycling between her holes, and of course she does ATM/PTM on all the cocks as they fly by. Now on Erik's turn he makes her ass gape, fingers it and has her takes his fingers then Steve steps back in to fuck her ass while she stuffs 4 fingers in her pussy! Eventually the scene comes to a close with each guy delivering a facial to her before she's asked to do one last ATM on some fingers from her ass. This was a good scene. I really like Liliane, so this was a nice scene for me. Also I really like Franco, I just thin he's so funny and adds a bit to the scene with his type of humor.
Scene 3
Ellen Saint, Robert Rosenberg, Steve Holmes
      Ellen is a pretty and sexy looking girl with medium length blonde hair and natural B cup tits. The scene begins with Ellen sitting in a chair, smoking a cigar and drinking some beer - SEXY!! Anyway, she soon begins rubbing her tits and playing with her pussy, then she runs an already sexy opening in to an even hotter on by pouring some beer on her tits and rubbing it in! She then sets the glass down and dips her fingers into it, lubing up her fingers so she can fingering her ass; doing ATM On them too! As a side note, I about fainted her due to the heat in the scene.... Anyway, she stands up to remove her panties, giving us a perfect shot of her heart shaped ass before she plunges her fingers into each of her holes. Moving along, Ellen gets on a bed as the guys enter. Steve immediately begins rimming her while she blows Robert, then the guys take turns spoon fucking her asshole. Moving over to Robert, she goes up into cowgirl, sucking Steve for a bit before he moves around to DP her. After doing some ATM on Steve, Ellen re-mounts in reverse cowgirl anal on Robert so Steve can continue the DP action for a bit before they take her up to a flying DP. Cutting away we see back in reverse cowgirl anal on Steve (nice shots) as she sucks Robert a little before he moves around to DP her. Un-mounting, Ellen does more ATM/PTM work and then gets double penetrated in cowgirl a bit more, where we get some nice shots, then does ATM on Robert and then Steve as Robert moves around to fuck her ass in doggy and showing off gapes. Eventually Robert cums in her ass and then Steve steps in to do the same thing before she squats her ass over the bed, pushing the cum out of her ass, and spraying it all over the camera lens; hell Ellen even licks the lens clean!!! This was a very good scene, goddamn this girl was hot! Good action too.
Scene 4
Kathy Anderson, Erik Everhard, Robert Rosenberg, Steve Holmes
      Kathy is a pretty girl with short blonde hair and natural B cup tits. As the scene opens we see Kathy standing next to a couch in a black nighty, showing off her ass and then John speaks up to have her finger her ass. After she tastes her ass, Mike then has her show off her tits and then her pussy - which was wet! She fingers it a little and Mike catches some nice close ups then she does PTM on her fingers before we cut to Kathy sitting on the couch. She moves to her knees and begins sucking Erik, Steve and Robert (Erik with camera, POV style). Afterwards we cut and see Kathy taking on each guy in reverse cowgirl, but when she gets to Steve, she takes him up her ass as Erik steps in to DP her. Cutting away we see Robert in her pussy for the DP as she sucks/rims Erik, then after a bit we cut again to her in cowgirl DP on Erik with Steve stepping to DP her, often getting nice shots of the action and nice gaping action. Steve takes his cock up to her mouth for some pseudo ATM, then he picks her up for flying cowgirl with Robert DPing her. Kathy leans back for a little ATM on Robert, then we cut to her in cowgirl on Steve as Erik DPs her and shows off some gapes. Erik and Robert switch back and forth, with Kathy doing pseudo ATM on the other guy, then cut to Kathy on her knees as she jerks Robert jerks off into her open mouth. She pushes it out and Erik comes in to drop his load in her mouth, which she pushes out as well, then Steve comes in, lays her on her side and fucks her ass. Soon he cums in her ass, leaving us with a decent cream pie with some nice close ups. This was a decent scene, Kathy didn't seem as into the action as the rest, but the camera work and scene were sill solid.
Scene 5
Julie Silver, Erik Everhard, Robert Rosenberg, Steve Holmes
      Julie is a good-looking girl with medium length blonde hair and natural D cup tits. As the scene opens we see Julie walking into the room, immediately doing tease action and pulling her top down. Turning around Julie shows off her ass and pussy (both already gaping!), then works 4 fingers into her ass as well as doing ATM on the fingers. Moving along the panties and top comes off, then walks over to Erik who's on a couch (acting like a stone figure, not moving or showing emotion) and takes his cock up her ass in reverse cowgirl. After she cleans his cock off she takes him by the cock and leads him into the next room and she begins sucking him as the other two guys enter. She sucks and deep throats all three cock (Erik's head was in POV), then Steve takes a seat and she stands up, leaning over to blow him, as Robert moves up behind her to fuck her ass in standing doggy. Moving up to cowgirl on Steve, she sucks Erik a little before he moves around to DP her while she sucks Robert; we get some nice shots of the DP and some gapes. Erik and Robert switch back and forth, showing off some great gapes as well as doing ATM on the other guy. Eventually we cut to her in reverse cowgirl anal on Steve with Erik stepping in to DP her, then Erik and Robert switch. Afterwards we cut to Julie on her knees, tit fucking Steve as Erik moves up under her to fuck her, then we cut again to her in a flying cowgirl DP with all the guys twitching out into fuck all her holes. After some ATM, Julie is put onto the floor so she can do more ATM/PTM, then jerks Robert off into her mouth. Quickly after that Steve and Erik drop their loads in her mouth and she swallows all the cum down in one big gulp! This was a good scene, typical Julie Silver action - she's so fun to watch!
Scene 6 (Bonus)
Claudia Rossi, Erik Everhard, Franco Roccaforte, A Guy
      Claudia is a sexy looking girl with medium length dark red hair and natural B cup tits. As the scene opens we see Erik and the guy playing pool as Claudia walks around to slightly seduce each one of them before heading over to the couch to show off her ass. Soon out come the tits, then she takes her top, panties, shoes and stocking off, then spreads her legs to give us a nice shot of her pussy. Rolling onto her side she begins fingering her ass and doing ATM on them, then we see Franco entering playing a guitar. Quickly setting it aside he heads over to Claudia and then we cut to him rimming her gaping ass. Sliding up, Franco slowly works his fingers into her ass and soon replaced them with his dick; we get a nice shot of the action as well as some nice gapes. After doing a little ATM on him we cut to Erik entering and fucking her ass while she does ATM/deep throating on Franco. Dropping down to her knees Claudia takes turns sucking and deep throating all the cocks (Erik has camera). After that we cut to Claudia moving up to reverse cowgirl on Erik, riding and sucking the other two guys off, then Erik moves his cock into her ass before we see Franco in the scene DPing her. The guy and Franco switch in and out on her and then cut to Claudia in cowgirl on Franco with Erik in to DP her. Both of the guys remove their cocks to show off her gaping holes then Erik comes out and the guy goes in; him and Franco DPing her. Once again we cut and this time we see Claudia in reverse cowgirl anal on the guy with Erik fucking her mouth, then cut yet again to Claudia on her side as Erik pumps her ass and shows off some gapes. Erik takes his cock up to her mouth for some ATM action as Franco steps in to fuck her ass and show off some gapes before all three guys unload on her face; covering her face in jizz. This was a OK scene and best left as an extra scene, a final cream pie would have been nice.
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