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Elastic Assholes #03 - Review Cover

Elastic Assholes #03

(2005)
Director: Mike John
Posted: July 05, 2005
Run time: 152 Min (2 hr 32 min)
Reviewer: Terry (PL)
Reaction: Must See!
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Summary:
      This one gets a 9.45. Once more Mike John comes through with some porn that is just flat out entertaining to watch. Not to mention it's well shot, which is something not new to a Mike John flick. My only gripe about the movie was that the box cover said "Over three hours", but the flick was only 2hrs and 31 minutes. Now if you add the bonus scene you're over the 3 hour mark, but if I were a VHS buyer (do they still exist? ), I would feel cheated (as they probably wouldn't get the bonus scene). I was really on the wire about deducting point here, but I just can't. Not buying the DVD is no excuses. They are cheaper and better quality. Maybe I'm wrong, but so be it, DVD is the only way to go right now. On to the movie and my thoughts... I was rather impressed with a couple performances in this title, namely Simone West and Kelly Wells. I have heard good things about Kelly, but up to this point I have only seen her in one title Honey, We Blew Up Your Pussy, which she didn't impress me too much in. Simone West on the other hand I have heard nothing about and turned in a scorching scene! She's my pick for favorite scene. I loved her energy and her dirty mouth, not to mention she took on Erik Everhard, the energizer bunny of porn... And matched him quite well!! Obviously this title is an anal lovers dream, and like most Mike John scenes/titles, if you dig swallowing, that's in every scene here too. Easy purchase suggestion here. Very good work Mike, this one goes on my "keeper shelf".
Extras:
      The extras, like all Mike John extras are amusing at the very least. There were only 11 minuets behind the scenes, but they were fun. The bonus scene was nice, not great but nice, and there was also the obligatory photo gallery and web access information. Since I though the bonus scene was pretty mild and the BTS could have been longer, this one gets a +.25.
Details:
Scene 1
Marie Luv, John Strong, Manuel Ferrara, Michael Stefano
      Marie is a sexy looking girl with medium length brown hair and natural B cup tits. The scene kicks off with a shot of Marie shaking her ass, then quickly the guys enter. She goes down into doggy to start sucking and deep throating Mike and John as Manuel rim her a bit before she moves up to her knees to suck all three cocks. John then takes a seat and she moves up to cowgirl on him, sucking the other two as she rides, then soon Mike comes in to fill her ass; DPing her. After that Marie moves over to Manuel, cowgirl, as John comes in to get his feel of her ass too, and while she gets DPed she sucks and deep throats Mike. Now I'm not sure if she spit up (puke) or just ended up with a ton of spit, but she took what ever it was and put it on Mike's cock and kept sucking. Moving on, Mike and John switch roles and then eventually she re-mounts on Manuel (Reverse cowgirl) with Mike coming in to DP her some more. Manuel rolls her up to show off some gapes and to give Mike a chance to feel her ass a little too, then back down to get DPed with Mike and John taking turns. Getting off Manuel, she gets down into doggy to do some ATM action and as she does Mike starts fucking her ass some more, showing off some gapes as he does, then Marie moves up to reverse cowgirl on John with Manuel and Mike taking turns DPing her, then finally they stop as John takes some breaks to show off some ass gapes. Once more Marie un-mounts for ATM action, again going down to do to do this, but this time Manuel and Mike take turns pumping her ass full of cock before she moves back up to John in cowgirl again. This time John picks her up for some flying action with Mike and Manuel taking turns fucking her ass in mid-air, then John sets her down and Manuel comes in to fuck her ass in standing doggy. Moving forward Marie then moves into a pile driver as all the guys take turns fucking her ass as we get some nice shots as well as some nice gapes, then John has her go to missionary where he continues to punish her asshole, getting some nice shots and some nice gapes along the way. The guys all then go in rotating shifts to fuck her ass while she does ATM on the last cock in her ass before Marie moves down to doggy where Mike and Manuel take turns fucking her ass. After some ATM we cut to her on her side as John spoon fucks her ass, where we get some nice shots, then down to her knees she goes to take his load. Manuel then comes in and deposits his load in her mouth as well, which she gargles and swallows down before Mike gives his "two cents", and of course she swallows that down as well and gives a big smile afterwards. The scene then comes to a close as we see her "elastic asshole" one more time. Although the scene was a little repetitive, it was still a very good scene with some great energy from Marie.
Scene 2
Courtney Cummz, Erik Everhard
      Courtney is a very sexy looking girl with medium length brown hair and natural B cup tits (pierced clit). The scene begins as we see Courtney open a door. We follow her inside and son she starts up some stairs, and as she goes up we get some really nice shots of her ass! Ultimately she ends up meeting Erik and immediately takes a seat on his face (still has her shorts on), then she leans forward and pulls his cock out to suck as he pulls her shorts to the side to eat and rim her. Courtney then gets off and goes to her knees, losing her top and Erik gets naked, then Erik comes over to her and she begins sucking and deep throating his cock. Afterwards Courtney moves to doggy where Erik peels her shorts down to finger both her holes, then slides around behind her to fuck her. He then stops and begins fingering her asshole again, this time having her taste her ass, then pushes inside it; quickly show off some nice gapes! Erik then takes a seat a she moves up to continue riding in cowgirl, taking it up her ass of course, while she shows off some more gapes. As he pounds away she says she cums, and she looks like she does, then Courtney un-mounts for some ATM action before getting back up on Erik, reverse cowgirl this time, to take more anal. He pushes 4 fingers in her pussy to really stuff her and then pauses to show us some gapes before she stops for more ATM before getting into missionary where Erik starts off in her pussy, but quickly moves to her ass, showing off gapes a she fucks her. After some more anal and ATM action, Courtney moves down to the floor to take her open mouth facial. She swallows it down and then licks up the overshot that hit the pillow before we see a nice shot of her "elastic asshole" before the scene ends. This was a good scene, Courtney looked to really enjoy herself. This scene seemed like both Courtney and Erik had fun performing in it.
Scene 3
Simone West, Erik Everhard
      Simone is a good-looking girl with medium length black hair and natural B cup tits. The scene opens with her outside, lying on a chair, as she rubs her tits and pussy. Soon she loses her top and then drops her shorts to show us her ass; with a butt plug already in place! She pulls it out and does ATM on it, then works it in and out a little before we cut to her inside, setting the toy on a table as she makes her way over to Erik. Instantly she wraps her lips around his cock and starts sucking and deep throating, giving him a sloppy BJ and I think she may have rimmed him too but I couldn't see. He then takes a hold of her tits and fucks those too, then she moves up to doggy as he gets to fucking her. Erik then rolls Simone onto her side and then all of a sudden she comes alive, blurting out some nice dirty talk! She pauses for some PTM action and then gets back up in doggy where the anal gets underway as Erik pushes in her ass. Once more Simone shares some nice dirty talk with us, begging him to go deep in her ass, and of course he can and as he does we get some nice gapes and some nice shots of the action. Breaking for some ATM action, Simone also rimming him a little too before moving onto her side again, this time she takes the cock up her ass as the nasty talk continues. At one point Erik stops pumping and she actually fucks him, and of course he shows off some gapes, well kind of, more like "flowers" - Simone really tried to push her gapes . Anyway, she does some ATM and then heads up to ride in cowgirl anal, again showing off some gapes, then he moves in to her pussy momentarily before she un-mounts and goes to reverse cowgirl. He starts off in vag but quickly moves to her ass with her stopping for ATM action and gapes as she rides. Moving on, Erik then puts Simone in missionary where he continues to hammer away on her ass. Subsequently he cums in her mouth, which she seemed eager for, and she swallows the load down before we get a nice look at her "elastic asshole" before the scene fades. This as a very good scene!! Simone is one I HAVE TO WATCH FOR! WOW! Her BJ skills are really nice too, she gave a wonderful no hands BJ here, nice and sloppy - the best way!
Scene 4
Melissa Lauren, Brian Pumper, Brian Surewood, John Strong
      Melissa is a sexy looking girl with short blonde hair and natural B cup tits. The scene opens with Melissa showing us her pussy and ass, then fingers her ass a littler and tastes it prior to walking down some stairs. On her way down she meets up with Surewood, mounting him in cowgirl and taking him straight up her ass! Once she's done with him, she does ATM and moves on down the stairs to meet up with John, again taking him straight up her ass, but this time in reverse cowgirl. We get some nice shots and then Melissa moves on, doing ATM on him as well, then crawls down the stair to meet up with Pumper; he fucks her ass and shows off gapes in doggy. Cutting away we see Melissa down on her knees as she sucks off the guys with the camera catching some POV shots from John's end, then we cut again and see her up on Pumper in reverse cowgirl anal. As she rides she sucks the other two and Pumper rolls her up for John to get a feel of her ass then eventually she stays down in RC as John comes in to DP her. She then moves over to John with John and Pumper basically switching rolls, still DPing her for a bit before she un-mounts for some ATM and we cut to her in cowgirl on John. This time around Pumper and Surewood take turns fucking Melissa's ass, as we get some nice shots and some nice gapes along the way, then afterwards we cut to her in reverse cowgirl anal on John as Pumper steps in to squeeze in her ass along side John for some double anal! The action stops as Melissa un-mounts for some ATM action on both cocks and then heads back up to reverse cowgirl anal, but this time Surewood comes in to do the DAP duties. At this point Melissa starts begging to have all three cocks inside her but as Pumper points out "Who the fuck we gonna do that?"... Then al the DAP stops and she does some ATM on the cocks before John takes her by the hair and has her crawl into the bathroom where he shoves her face in a toilet a few time, then fucks her face, smacks her and then makes her crawl back into the room they just came from! Cutting away we see Melissa flying as she takes some more double anal action, then they set her down into doggy where John opens up her ass for us before Pumper comes in and has her go to missionary. He pumps away on her asshole and he does she tells him to cum inside her, and of course he does, leaving a very nice cream pie. She gives the cum a taste and then drops down to her knees to take an open mouth facial John, which she swallows down, then Surewood adds his two cents with a facial. Melissa scoops the cum into her mouth and swallows that down as well. This was a very good scene! Melissa handles all the guys with ease and I was a bit surprised to see John's antics, but they didn't really surprise me as I know Melissa digs that kind of action. The beginning DP action was a little repetitive though.
Scene 5
Kelly Wells, Manuel Ferrara
      Kelly is an attractive girl with short blonde hair and natural B cup tits. The scene kicks off with a nice shot of Kelly's ass, then she goes on to show it off for us, also including her pussy in there, then hike up her leg on railing to play with her pussy. Cutting away we watch as she admires herself in a mirror while fingering her ass, then she tastes it and we cut to her meeting up with Manuel. He starts off sucking her boobs and playing with her pussy before having her get into doggy where he fingers her ass, working 4 of them in there; he also rims her too. Kelly then moves down to her side and immediately Manuel gets into position to spoon her ass, then holds on to her and rolls her up to reverse cowgirl, showing off some great gapes as the action goes on! When not showing off gapes, he pumps away, slapping her tits and works some fingers (2) into her ass along side his cock, then she un-mounts for some ATM/deep throat. Moving on, she gets into doggy again but this time Manuel has her finger her own ass, again working in 4 fingers, then he pushes his cock in with her finger. Unfortunately she couldn't handle it too long and took her fingers out, but as he fucks her he show off some more nice gapes. She then sits up for some ATM and then we cut to her easing her ass down on him in cowgirl as we get some nice shots of the action as well as some nice gapes; Kelly finally loses her top at this point. As she keeps on riding Manuel slaps her face and tits and he does that she chokes herself! After that he then has her re-mount in reverse cowgirl for a bit, then she un-mounts for some ATM action before we cut to Kelly on her side as Manuel continues to berate her asshole while she chokes herself some more. Manuel stops the action and decides to toe fuck Kelly's ass! Hell he even has her do ATM on it! Anyway, he then lays back and jerks himself off as he has Kelly suck his balls while. As she does, he then works 8 fingers into her ass, then he moves around to start fucking her in the ass while she's in doggy, showing off some gapes as he does. As Manuel's ready to cum, Kelly drops down to her knees and holds her mouth open wide as he jerks off into her (really open) mouth, and amazingly he hits her in the eye with one spurt... Anyway, she does gargle and then down the sperm that landed in her mouth. This was a very good scene. A very good performance and energy from Kelly!
Scene 6 (Bonus)
Jamie Elle, John Strong
      Jamie is a cute girl with long brown hair and natural B cup tits. The scene opens up with Jamie outside as she shakes her ass for us, but in an odd fashion and a little too long. Anyway, we finally cut to her inside on a bed as John enters the scene. He lies back on the bed next to her and she gets to sucking, losing her top along the way. John then gets up and scoots Jamie to the edge of the bed so he can fuck her pussy some before we cut to her up in reverse cowgirl. She starts off taking the cock in her twat and then John moves into her ass as she keeps on riding, then we cut to Jamie down on her side as he spoon fucks her ass, we get some nice shots of the action too. Moving on she gets back up into reverse cowgirl to take some more anal, this time showing off some small gapes. Cutting away we see Jamie up in cowgirl as the anal commences with John showing us some gapes and also prying her ass open for us, then she does some ATM and we cut to her in doggy; more anal, gapes and ATM here. Moving on she goes back to missionary, but of course this time she does anal and John shows us some gapes. Once more Jamie breaks for some ATM action, then gets into a pile driver as John pumps away and shows off yet more gapes before she rolls down to her knees to do ATM and takes an open mouth facial (he jerks off into her mouth), which she swallows down. Decent scene, this was truly best left for the extras. Jamie over acted way too much. She did really remind me of Brandi Lyons though.
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