
Fuck This!
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In a word... "disappointment". First let me discuss the deductions. I think this is the first time I have deducted points from the title (.25) because they didn't ID the girls. This is a new pet peeve and I'll start doing it from now on because I think it's unacceptable and not right - it's unfair to the performers and fans. Now I also deducted more points (.25) because of the crappy music that was over the sex at times. I can handle a 50/50 mix, but that's about it. This title almost lost more points due to it saying the flick is over 2 hours, which it's not unless you count the solo scenes. Since this is a DVD only releases (well from what I can find) and I haven't seen the footage yet, I'm not taking anything away, but be warned there is only 1hr and 20 minutes of action... Ok, all that aside, the sex here was a little flat and mechanical. I did like seeing girls I have never scene (but I have no idea who the hell most of them are at this point, so that was a bummer). This is a title I would suggest just not bothering with, and that's a shame too, this is a new company and I don't like saying bad things about new companies, but this deserves it. Hell there' wasn't even opening and closing credits, leaving no one credited as the director/producer! Too bad, hopefully they (Critical X) get better as more titles are released.
Extras:
The extras here were nice. There was basically 44 minutes of girls doing some solo stuff. Oddly not one of the girls in the 5 girl line-up was in the movie! They all did some solo action and one or two added some toys to the mix, but I think the best scene was the "scene 4" girl. The girls were not IDed and they weren't from the movie, +.25 for the extras.
Scene 1
The girl is a decent looking girl with medium length blonde hair and natural A cup tits. The scene begins with the girl working out with no panties on, then we see the guy come in and start telling her how she should be working out, eventually showing her how to do it. Evidently she's grateful and to show her gratitude she drops down to her knees and pulls his cock out to suck it (while standing). Cutting away we see her up in reverse cowgirl, taking it up the ass while we get some decent shots, then afterwards we cut and see her down on her side as the guy spoon fucks her asshole, showing off some gapes as he does; we also get some nice shots. Toward the end of the spooning action thing got a little "messy" and then we cut to her up in doggy where the anal continues. Soon the scene comes to an end as we cut to the girl down on her knees as the guy gives her an open mouth facial, which she pushes out of her mouth. This was an OK scene, performance wise, and the lighting could have been better. I could have also done without the accident - editing please!
Scene 2
The girl is a good-looking girl with short black hair and fake C cup tits. The scene opens with the girl looking at some figurines on a wall, they were some interesting looking ones and she has a little fun with them, then we cut to her down on her knees, sucking one of the guys off. Son she gets the other guy involved too, but only briefly before we cut to the girl as one guy fucks her, sucking her feet as he does, while she blows the other; we do get some nice shots of the action though. After that we cut to a guy pushing into her ass to get the anal started. It isn't too long before the scene moves and we cut to her up in cowgirl on one of the guys, then the other comes in to DP her as we get some nice shots of the action. eventually we cut and see the girl down on her knees as she strokes the guys off into her mouth, taking each into her mouth and pushing the cum out in the end. This was a average scene at best. The girl was in CG DP for too long with no variation, the music was over the sex completely and the scene felt very mechanical.
Scene 3
Mimi is a fairly OK looking girl with short blonde hair and fake C cup tits. As the scene gets rolling we see Mimi lying back on a couch playing with her pussy briefly before we cut to the guy entering the scene. She kisses him, somewhat passionately too, then he drops his pants and she sucks his cock momentarily before he sits down where she keeps on sucking him off. Cutting away we see her sitting back as he kisses her and sucks her tits, then he slides on down to eating and fingering her a bit before we cut to her sucking him off some more. Again Mimi lays back for him to eat her out, but this time he finally takes her panties off and begins fucking her as we get some nice shots of the action. As he pumps away she moves his hand up to her throat to choke her, then afterwards we cut to Mimi down in doggy as she gets her ass fucked while we get some nice shots of the action. Cutting away, Mimi moves on to riding in reverse cowgirl anal for a little bit before we cut to the guy jerking off into her open mouth; she pushes the cum out. This was an OK scene. I thought there was a bit too much oral though.
Scene 4
The girl is an attractive girl with medium length brown hair and natural
B cup tits (pierced just above the clit). The scene begins with the girl sitting on a couch as the guy enters. She reaches
over and pulls his boxers down and pulls his dick up to her mouth, sucking it of course, then she lies back as he takes
her pantries off and gives back (eats), but very brief. She then sits up and sucks him off a little more before he takes
a seat and she moves up to ride him in reverse cowgirl; we get some nice shots here too. After a bit she moves the cock
to her ass and keeps on riding. Remounting she rides in reverse cowgirl for a moment, then rolls down to her side where
the action continues... Well kind of, he had some wood problems. Anyway, we then cut to her up in doggy as he fucks her ass
some more before finally cutting to him jerking off into her open mouth; she pushes the cum out of her mouth. This was
an OK scene. I dug this chick, but it looked like the guy didn't. He often had to use his had to keep himself up. On an
interesting note, he had flip-flops on and kept them on the whole scene .
Scene 5
The girl was a good-looking girl with medium length black hair and natural D cup tits. The scene kicks off with the girl lying on a couch, quickly getting naked (well mostly) and playing with her pussy. After that we cut to her with her cloths back on and with the guy, kissing him. He moves down and begins sucking her tits and then we cut to her undoing his pants and sucking his dick. Moving on we then cut to her sitting on the floor with her head laid back on the couch as he fucks her mouth a little before we cut to her up in reverse cowgirl; we get some decent shots. Taking a hold of her, he rolls her down to her side to spoon her, this time we get some nice shots of the action. Once more he takes the initiative and takes a hold of her, rolling her back up for more reverse cowgirl action, but it was brief. After that we cut to her down in missionary with the camera catching some nice shots, then cut to her up in cowgirl where she rides a bit before we cut to her down on her knees. She starts off sucking and stroking the guy, but then he takes over and eventually gives her an open mouth facial which she pushes from her mouth as the scene ends. This was an average scene, the girl didn't seem into the action at all, and a little anal would have kept this scene in line with the others.