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Hit That Phat Ass - Review Cover
Director: Cool Breeze G.
Posted: May 06, 2004
Run time: 82 Min (1 hr 22 min)
Reviewer: Terry (PL)
Reaction: Average
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Summary:
      This one gets a 5.13. There's not a lot I can say about this DVD. Easily the DVDs best scene was from Kelly and the rest were OK at best. I will say all the ladies had "phat asses" so the movie does deliver there, but I like hot sex with my "phat asses"... This is a rental at best, but you will probably be disappointed with that too. At least there was some anal action... Hopefully they get better by the volume.
Extras:
      Another DVD that has no real extras. At the end of the movie it says there is a movie available for us to watch in addition to this one, but when you go to watch it you have to install software (I DISPISE shit like this - I already have a player, I don't need more crap on my computer). And once you install the software, you have to BUY the damn movie to watch it! Unacceptable. There is also a photo gallery, website information and phone sex ad (yet more things I hate). This was a disaster of a DVD's extras, the software thing really pisses me off, - 1 for the ads, lack of real extras and the misleading tactics.
Details:
Scene 1
Xxxplosive, Byron Long
      Xxxplosive is an attractive girl with long black hair and natural E cup tits (pierced nipple). The scene begins with her doing some tease for us and soon Byron moves into the scene and begins sucking her tits. Bending Xxxplosive he plays with her pussy and clit as she sucks him awkwardly, but doing a nice sloppy job of it. Squatting down she continues the nice and sloppy BJ, even doing some good deep throats, then we cut to Xxxplosive on her side/back as Byron fucks her - we catch some nice shots too. Afterwards we cut to her in doggy, again with nice shots, then before long he moves his cock into her ass for some anal action. Cutting away she's then in missionary as the anal continues, eventually ending up in a open mouth facial that she pushes from her mouth. This was a pretty average scene. I liked Xxxplosive and her face, but her voice was a bit annoying to me. Also, the oral was WAY too long and at the end of the scene they were shooting photos - something I don't like.
Scene 2
Unique, Julian St. Jox
      Unique is an attractive girl with medium length black hair and natural C cup tits (pierced lip). The scene tars with Unique outside doing some tease action, showing off her "phat ass", making it actually clap - and loudly at that!! Cutting away we catch up with her inside as she gets into doggy on the couch and Julian walks in. He spanks her a little and has her shake that ass, then she spins around and takes a seat as his cock makes it's way to her mouth - she sucks and deep throats. Afterwards we cut back to Unique in doggy as he eats and fingers her pussy, spreading her open to give us a nice shot of her pussy, then moves up and begins fucking her. We then see her in missionary, getting some nice shots, then cut to her in reverse cowgirl anal and cowgirl anal. Eventually Unique takes an open mouth facial and pushes the cum from her mouth. This was another pretty average scene.
Scene 3
Kelly Starr, Devlin Weed
      Kelly is a pretty girl with medium length red hair and fake E cup tits (pierced clit and pussy lips). She starts off teasing us, making her ass clap too (but not as good as Unique's), then Devlin moves into the scene. He has her bend over so he can show us her holes, as well as rim and finger her ass, then we cut to him eating and rimming her while she's sitting down - she looks to cum just as we cut. She's then on her knees sucking his cock, doing some nice deep throats and tit fucking, with some of the action caught in POV. Afterwards we cut to Kelly in doggy with Devlin pumping away on her, we get some nice shots and Kelly seems to cum, then we cut to Kelly on her side/back as he fucks her pussy - getting some REALLY nice shots here. Eventually he slides his cock into her ass, then cut and see Kelly taking some anal in doggy for a bit before she takes the open moth facial; pushing it from her mouth. This was a good scene. Both Kelly and Devlin seemed into the scene quite a bit, although with better editing, the scene would have flowed better and gotten a little higher rating.
Scene 4
Skyy Black, Byron Long
      Skyy is a very sexy looking girl with medium length black hair and natural DD cup tits (pierced lip and nipple). The scene opens with Skyy dancing around and singing (well kind of...), then crawls onto the bed to begin sucking Byron's cock (who was watching on). As Skyy sucks, she does some nice deep throats on Byron and we eventually cut to him eating her out in return. Moving along, we cut again and see Skyy on her side/back as he fucks her and we catch nice shots of the action, then cut again to her in doggy. After a bit, Byron moves his dick into her ass to get the anal underway, then eventually cut to Skyy on her back/side again from some anal action there as well. The scene soon wraps up with an open mouth facial that she pushes from her mouth. This was a OK scene. On a positive note, I loved the fact Skyy kept her gloves on through the scene.
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