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Hookers And Blow - Review Cover
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Director: Brandon Iron
Posted: November 25, 2008
Run time: 170 Min (2 hr 50 min)
Reviewer: Terry (PL)
Reaction: Enjoyable
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Summary:
      This one gets a 7.18. When I went into this, I wasn't expecting a play on words, but it is... And I got a kick out of it after I got it - LOL. I Thought Joe did a good job anchoring the movie and the set-ups were entertaining, but the action in the movie seemed to be kind of lopsided. Some solid stuff opened up the scene, but the movie ended on a very weak note. Starla, nor Natalie were up for the taste of that blow bang. Hell if it was Starla alone, it would have been better. Natalie was latterly dead in the water. As hot as I thought she looked, she didn't work out performance wise. I felt sorry for Brandon on that last scene. As for the technical aspects, they worked out fine; it's Brandon and he cares for his product. So my suggestion here is to rent it, if only for the first few scenes.
Extras:
      Brandon always does good at giving the consumer bang for the buck, and here he gave 4 bonus scenes.
Little More Fun - 6 minutes of seeing Ricki and Nika Niore taking loads - 50 to 1 style.
Missy Stone from Load My Mouth - 12 min Again, 50 to 1 kind of deal. Has her show asshole, then has her suck. This girl is MADE for POV! She swallows
Priscilla Milan - 15 min - BI Drives down the road and finds her. After proving shes not the cops, back to his place. 50 to 1 kind of deal. Suck and fucks her missionary & cowgirl. Then fucks her doggy and cums on her asshole.
Wendy West - 12 min - 50 to 1 kind of deal. Shows her asshole. Sucks POV and non-POV. Fucks her missionary and doggy. Cums on her ass.
In addition to that, there was a cum shot recap, a photo gallery, a director bio and previews of www.covermyface.com & www.spermcocktail.com. With 45 minutes worth of good bonus footage, I added +.25.
Details:
Scene 1
Nika Noire, Joe Blow
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      Brandon pulls up to Joe's place and rushes out, tossing his porn stash in the car. He's giving it up; He's an addict and he's going to get help. Since Brandon is such a good friend, he winds up taking Joe to rehab. Along the way, they pull up to a stop-sign and there's a Nika (a hooker), just callin' 'Ol Joe's name... Saying fuck it, Joe ends up back at a motel and we get to watch it go down.
      Nika is a very sexy girl with long brown hair and natural B cup tits. So, back at the hotel, she gets in doggy so Joe can get a taste of her ass while fingering her, then she gives back, taking his cock down her throat. Lying Nika on her back, Joe starts fucking her, and I loved how she looked when she held her legs back! After a bit of fucking and pussy-to-mouth, Nika gets the cock while on her side. Finally Nika loses all her garments and gets up in reverse cowgirl; Goddamn did she look great! Back down into doggy, Joe fucks her and opens her up, then we cut to her riding in cowgirl. Wrapping it up, Nika is taken to missionary where Joe fucks her until he cums, unloading in her mouth; she swallows it. Good scene here from Nika, good energy and good action.
Scene 2
Missy Stone, Joe Blow
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      Some time lapses and Brandon comes to the conclusion Joe may need intervention... He shows up at Joe's place and he's called over "one last fix"; Missy.
      Missy is a pretty and sexy looking girl with long brown hair and natural B cup tits. Joe takes her over to the couch and talks to her and fingers her before having her suck his cock. Back to focusing on Missy, Joe eats her pussy and ass, then fucks her doggy. Over in missionary, Missy may have came, then we cut to her up in cowgirl; which we get some nice shots of the action too. He picks her up for some flying cowgirl, then sits down and has her ride reverse cowgirl. After another cut, Missy eases her ass down on the cock; riding reverse cowgirl. Around to cowgirl, anal continues and Joe tried to get her to gape, but it just don't happen. Getting off, she tastes her ass off the cock before getting on her side for more anal in spoon. After some nice shots of the action, Missy gets on her knees and takes Joe's load in her mouth, and does one hell of a job swallowing the cum - sexily! Good scene here from Missy, and she looked pretty into it too. Her pussy looked wet the whole scene.
Scene 3
Ricki White, Joe Blow
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      All of a sudden we see Joe at a strip club - great place for a sex addict huh? - and he's getting a show from Ricki. A show that turns into much more than just a strip tease and lap dance.
      Ricki is an attractive girl with long black hair and natural B cup tits. Bending her over, he eats her ass and pussy, then fucks her pussy in doggy. Cutting away, Ricki gets as ass oiled up before getting fucked on her side and in standing doggy, before Joe takes a seat on a couch. Ricki does some nice teasing of the cock too, and then heads up to reverse cowgirl. And goddamn did she ride that motherfucker! On to the anal, she continues in RC (with some great shots). Moving the butt-sex up on the stage, she takes it in standing doggy again, but with one of her legs around the pole. Nice! Ricki tastes her ass of the cock and then gets more anal in reverse cowgirl and doggy before going to spoon. Bringing the scene to a close, Ricki gets on her knees and takes Joe's load in her mouth, pushing it out of her mouth. Solid stuff here, Ricki worked the cock nicely in reverse cowgirl, and I got a kick out of her "beer-goggles" comment as the scene started going.
Scene 4
Wendy West, Joe Blow
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      Brandon and Wendy are out on the town, having a good time as they pass a porn shop. She's curious and drags him in with her, and who do they find? None other than ol Joe. And it seems she knows him, since she escorts on the side... Needless to sat she and Joe hit it off and Brandon backs off, leaving them go back to Joe's place.
      Wendy is an attractive girl with short brown hair and natural A cup tits. Joe starts eating and fingering her pussy, really opening her pussy hole up for us, then slips inside her; fucking her while she's on her belly. After tasting her pussy off the cock, Wendy goes up to cowgirl for a few before getting it in doggy. Joe pauses to show us how open she is, then it's up to reverse cowgirl. Rolling Wendy down to spoon, he keeps on fuckin' her, then she stops and makes his dick disappear down her throat. After another cut, Wendy's back on her side, but this time with her ass facing the camera; giving us a nice shot of the action while Joe does his thing. Down on her knees she goes, taking a big facial. Another solid scene here, I really liked this girl too. She had a look I liked a lot.
Scene 5
Natalie Sky, Starla, Joe Blow
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      Now that Joe is moving in the right direction, he's seeing a doctor; Starla. She uses some orthodox methods of dealing with the problem, basically having Natalie come in and tease him. He can't hold back and dives in...
      Starla is an average looking girl with medium length blonde hair and natural B cup tits. Natalie is a sexy looking girl with short brown hair and natural A cup tits. Joe has Natalie get started on sucking and deep throating his cock, and this does nothing but turn the good doctor on, so Starla joins. With Natalie in doggy, Joe fingers and rims her before fucking her. It's Starla's turn. She takes the cock in missionary while Natalie doing the PTOGM action, then we cut to Starla on her side. She tells Joe to fuck her ass, and he slips in. She stops for ATM and then Natalie heads up to reverse cowgirl. Keeping Natalie on the dick, he rolls her down into spoon while Starla does the PTOGM action. Both girls get into doggy and Joe takes turns fucking them (anal for Starla though), and he finished up on Starla too, pulling out and cumming on her asshole. Joe tried to get Natalie to taste it, but she refused to have anything to do with it... Shame. What a let down of a scene. Starla didn't give that good of a performance and Natalie was very out of it.
Scene 6
Ricki White, 3 Guys
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      A quote pops up on the screen, "Mean while back at the strip club" , then we cut to Ricki as she sells off some DVDS (She's Half My Age) & gets to working on 3 guys.
      Ricki does a pretty decent job on the guys, sucking and deep throating the cocks. Ultimately taking 3 big facials.
Scene 7
Natalie Sky, Starla, 32 Guys
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      Again we get some text on the screen, "The doctor is still in", then we cut to Starla and Natalie Sky again.
      They open up with just a few guys fucking them in missionary, doggy, reverse cowgirl and cowgirl, then wrap up with the guys fuckin' Natalie and cumming in Starla's mouth. She swallowed some of the cum, but pushed some out too. Afterwards, they get rolling on a blowbang! Several guys enter the scene and get blown, but not very well - honestly. And Even Brandon knew these girls were doing a crappy job, he put up a message saying he sped this footage up so we knew he didn't cheat. I admired him for that. Anyway, neither girl did that good of a job handling the cock. As the guys cum, one by one they bust in a large glass. Starla won the swallow role. It took her two gulps to get it down, but she got it down. And again Natalie wanted nothing to do with the cum. Lame. I gave Brandon points here for the sheer number of guys he got to show up, but the girls pretty much tanked this scene.
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