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Jerk Off Material #11
Summary:
When I see a Mike John/Tim Von Swine flick, the cast is almost secondary. I like the way they shoot their porno and I like the personalities they bring. Regardless, this is about the girls, and Tim cast a good one here; starting with Emma Snow. Wow, she really impressed me. She seemed to enjoy the sex, put on a good performance and looked to click with all the guys she worked with. Maddy was no surprise, I've seen her around and she's got a good reputation, but I was pleasantly surprised with Ava and Candice! I'll admit, I've not seen Ava before and she's been around a little while, but seems to be in hiatus now, only having 2 movies out in 2016. At least she's got plenty of material to go back and check.😉 Candice is another girl I have to keep my eye out for. She doesn't seem to do a lot (only 28 movies so far from 2014 to now according to IAFD), but WOW she's a hottie! So with some good scenes, and a fondness for the cream pie finishes, this is an easy recommendation from me here.
Extras:
There were 36 minutes of behind the scenes and as with all of Tims (and Mike Johns) behind the scenes footage (BTS); its always fun to watch. Swine is a really cool dude and it shows through
in the BTS. I know the personally and hes a hell of a dude; one of the most authentic people Ive met.
Anyway, in the BTS, Candice confirmed she loves cream pies - unfortunately shes only done 2 according to
IAFD.com. Tim laid out how a 5 scene movie is laid out (most of the time), and
while I never heard it from a director, Ive always suspected it. Basically the best scene is last, second best is first, and the worst is in the 4th slot. The other 2 are mixed in there. At it
was almost perfect for this movie - apparently Tim and I had a slight discrepancy here
Additionally, there was also a Cum Shot Recap, Photo Gallery, a Cast List, Web Access and Trailers:
Elastic Assholes 12
Totally Unprofessional 3
Praise The Load 9
Jerkoff Material 10
Racially Motivated 5
POV Pervert 16
I really liked the BTS and thought there was some great footage, so this gets an extra .25 from me.
Scene 1
Outside by the pool, Swine introduces us to this knock-out chick. As he talks to her, she tells him she 24, been in sports all her life (she's got some killer legs!) and
likes gettin' her ass fucked! After a little acquaintance ceremony (she sucked his cock) they went inside to know each a little better. When it came time to introduce her to anal, it took her
a bit to get acclimated, but she eventually got And gaped pretty nicely too! After a bit of anal in reverse, Swine sets the camera down and goes at it in spoon before pumping her full
of "pig sauce". As Tim digs it out with his fingers she telling him she loves cum inside her. After a cut "Porky" is ready for some more action so Candice takes a seat (cowgirl anal) on it.
She took a long ass fuckin' too, then back to doggy (anal). Then, after showing off one last gape, Candice gets on her knees and takes a big shot of cum down her throat; swallowing it.
A good scene here. Candice took Swine's fat cock up her ass pretty well, struggling at times, but I know some things that are damn sure - she's stacked in the back and is a hottie! Not to
mention she took and cream pie AND swallowed a load of cum! Aces in my book
Scene 2
Outside by the pool, again, Tim introduces us to the lovely Ava, along with her perfect titties and fantastic bush! This time when they make it inside, Ava takes on
Eric and Alias; immediately sucking their cocks. After a bit of it, the guys then try to tit fuck her, and while those tits look fantastic, they just aren't made for tit fucking. After a bit more
sucking (and getting her pussy eaten) Ava gets on her knees and Eric's load in her mouth. She accidently pushed some out, but swallowed the rest. Alias gave a big load too when it was his turn,
which she didn't have any problems with. And after swallowing that down, Eric came back in with another load for her; again she swallowed. After getting her cleaned up, it was then Tim's
turn with her - starting in a 69! Then up to cowgirl she goes, and by the looks of it Tim really filled her pussy up! They went through the positions, with my favorite being reverse, I think.
Anyway, Ava ended up on her knees with Tim literally taking a few strokes and blasting her face. She pushed the cum out and cleaned his cock off then. I couldn't help to think she would
have probably gaped nicely had he pulled out to show us.. Can't say I blame him for not Still, a good scene, and there were a couple of things Tim said about her during the scene I
couldn't agree more with; how great her tits were and how beautiful skin was.
Scene 3
Changing it up, Maddy is sitting on a couch with a "ball of porno energy" in her lap as Tim talks to her. And it seems she's seeking help from Tim, she wants to be the queen of
blowbangs! So after letting the camera soak her in, the guys enter and she took them on. Full force, with lots of deep throat and spit! She also got her ass cheeks fucked and her pussy eaten.
Closing out the scene, the guys all unloaded in her mouth, one at a time, then swished it around and gargled it before swallowing it down! I'm not a blowbang guy, but she did a good job,
really seeming into it, looking sexy as fuck! At the beginning of the scene she said she was a bit of an overachiever, and it showed She showed up in big fashion here and did a good job!
Scene 4
Back out by the pool, Tim meets up with Sheena, and although she's been in the business a while, this is Tim's exposure to her "Greek asshole" Then inside, he gets
introduced to her mouth. Finally making her way to doggy, she got the jack. Taking him in her pussy pretty easily, but when he moved to her ass, it was a different tune
It was
apparent she felt every inch of Tim. At one point she said she came, but I'm not so sure... Anyway, after a bit of POV, the camera is on a table as Tim gets her in spoon. After a good
while destroying her holes, we cut to Sheena on her knees, getting a swine sauce blast in her mouth; swallowing it down. Sheena had a fun personality, which was attributed to her
swinger lifestyle and really made the scene for me. While I wasn't in love with the scene, it was certainly a solid one; although I did walk away wishing we had some gapes and/or
maybe a cream pie.
Scene 5
One last time out by the pool, Tim only focuses on her All-American 18 year old ass while she makes her way over to meet Snoop and Alias. Taking her inside, she starts
sucking Alias' cock while Snoop gives her feet some lovin'; soon though, she was sucking both of thier cocks. Then, to my surprise, while Emma was sitting on the couch, Alias stuck his
dick in her (I was sure this was another blowbang scene). After going through a few position, getting dick from each of the guys, Emma ends up in doggy telling Alias she wants his load
in her pussy. And boy did he deliver! Giving her a big ass cream pie, so much so she continued to drip while talking with Swine. Mark jumped back in there, fucking her some more, but this time
she got on her knees to get a facial. And I have to say, I'm impressed, his second load was good too! Unfortunately though, Snoop didn't get his load off. So, all cleaned up, Swine
has her back for his own pleasure. She gave some impressive deep throat, then she went to cowgirl and wasn't quite ready for the girth Tim was packin'. As they fucked, she came a few times,
then closed out the scene with Tim fucking her in a chair. He got some really good shots of her pussy gripping his cock, eventually unloading inside her. As another surprise, Tim
gets another load ready, and pops it inside her. My favorite scene of the movie here. I really liked Emma's look and I thought she did well, especially considering she's 18! She gave good
energy, actually came and the fact she took 3 cream pies was a plus too It's a shame she's not around anymore (2014-2015), but she's a hottie!