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Killer Kurves - Review Cover
Director: J. Lalls
Posted: May 21, 2011
Run time: 134 Min (2 hr 14 min)
Reviewer: Terry (PL)
Reaction: Average
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Summary:
      This one gets a 5.38. I'll start off with being disappointed I couldn't watch this in 3D. I was really hoping to, but the glasses just killed my eyes and lets to a nasty headache. Although the little I did see in 3D, I wasn't overly impressed with, but like I said, I only seen 10 minutes or so into he first scene. Past that, I was diggin' the flick for the most part, up until we broke the formula with non POV shots. They simply made no sense. Every scene started off good enough, but each one broke down about half way through, completely breaking the fantasy. There's 2 kinds of POV movies in my mind, ones where you're seeing the POV of the camera man (think Mike John's POV), and then there's the ones where you are the one fucking the girls with no lip from the guy what so ever (think Rain Coater's Point Of View), this falls outside both of those ideas and quite frankly, I didn't like those. My opinion of this title is a BIG skip. Even with the aspect of the 3D working, the content still fails to deliver for me, even in 2D.
Extras:
      I can't image there were NO behind the scenes cameras rolling, but we didn't get anything but a pick your pleasure menu (girls in certain positions and such), a photo gallery and some trailers:
MILF Memoirs
Octopussy
Pornstar Fantasies
Sorry, but these extras are way too thin for a release in 2010. So I'm deducting .25 points.
Details:
Scene 1
Dylan Ryder, Sophie Dee, Ramon Nomar
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      As a disclaimer here... I tried to watch this with the 3-D glasses (the old red/blue paper ones provided with the DVD), but I just couldn't After about 10 minutes of watching I had a nice little headache kickin'. At that point I called it quits and popped in the 2-D version. So, this review was watched and screen capped in 2-D...
      Dylan is a sexy girl with short black hair and fake DD cup tits. Sophie is also a sexy girl, with medium length blonde hair and fake DD cup tits. We open with Dylan and Sophie, welcoming us home while in a bathtub full of milk that's surrounded by cookies. They begin playing with the milk and their bodies, telling us to watch as they do. Sophie makes the first move, eating Dylan's "cookie", then after a cut we see the girls sucking "our" cock. Ramon makes no noises what so ever when the girls suck on his sock and it's all shown in POV. Again Dylan gets the "first dibs", riding the dick in cowgirl, then lets Sophie ride it in reverse. Some nice close-ups are caught too, then Sophie hops off and uses her mouth and tits on it. After another cut, Sophie is back to getting the dick, but in doggy and NOT in POV... Why?? Sigh... Wrapping it up, Dylan sucks on the cock until she gets Ramon to cum. Both get some of the wad, but very little. The scene felt pretty... flat. The girls looked great and I liked the opening with the playing around, but the sex left some things to be desired.
Scene 2
Alanah Rae, Ramon Nomar
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      Alanah is a pretty girl with long blonde hair and fake DD cup tits. Outside, knee deep in a pool, she calls us over to her, but we respond with silence, so she orders us to stay put while she goes into her tease. Her tits looked fantastic oiled up. Finally we get some more personal attention as she sucks and tit fucks the cock, for a good long bit too, then gets up and rides it reverse cowgirl. The water splashing was a nice sound too Spinning around, she continues on in reverse while we get some nice shots of the action. Alanah looked really sexy. Cutting away, Alanah's out of the water and in doggy, but the action is (again) not in POV... Sigh. What's even more funny, is she looked over and talked to the camera, as if we had disconnected our head and set it next to her while the rest of us fucked her . Regardless, we got some open pussy shots from the side, then we cut to her jerking "us" off until she gets a little cum in her mouth. She cleans all of it up though and swallows it down before the scene concludes. Alanah looked great and the scene worked pretty well up to the doggy position, then it somewhat fell apart.
Scene 3
Nikki Sexx, Ramon Nomar
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      Nikki is a sexy girl with long brown hair and fake D cup tits. With us at the end of a slip-N-slide, Nikki takes a running jump at us and slides up close. Almost immediately she gets her top off and gets the tease going. She does a couple runs on the slip-N-slide topless, then lets the water comes out and hit her ass/pussy. With the water still on, Nikki starts trying to suck the cock but the water is too much in the way, so it's turned down so she can get on it proper. She gives the balls some nice attention and also tit fucks it some, then we cut to Nikki sitting on "our" legs, stroking the cock and rubbing it on her pussy before slipping it inside her. After stopping for some PTM, Nikki then spins around for some reverse cowgirl. We get some nice close-ups of the action, and I really liked how she bounced on the cock. However all that was forgotten when the next position she got in was doggy; and it wasn't POV... And not only that, but we got two shots of her in doggy, neither were POV! I just don't get it... Cutting away, Nikki lies on her belly and sucks and strokes "our" cock until she gives herself a facial. Nikki worked this scene pretty well, it was actually a pretty good scene, outside of the fact there were two shots of her NOT in POV.
Scene 4
Alexis Texas, Ramon Nomar
POV
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      Alexis is a sexy girl with medium length blonde hair and natural B cup tits. Outside in a hot tub, she entices us to "get wet with her". We don't but she slowly gets naked and teases us a bit before she gets her mouth on our pole. Moving up to fuck us, she rides reverse first, which showcased that killer ass of hers, and I really liked how she popped it in and out. Then we get the worse shot of the movie. Well speaking from a POV stand point... Alexis is in a pile driver. She looked good, but like I said, not POV. And keeping in the NON POV vein, we then cut to her in doggy. After looking rather sexy while getting fucked, we cut and see Alexis off the cock and still not in POV, as she sucks and stroked the cock until he cums on her face. As usual, Alexis looked fantastic and worked the cock well, but I got so frustrated by the end of this movie I wasn't thinking about her or the action much.
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