Kiss My Ass - Review Cover
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Director: Lauren Phoenix
Posted: July 26, 2006
Run time: 119 Min (1 hr 59 min)
Reviewer: Terry (PL)
Reaction: Enjoyable
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Summary:
      This one gets a 7.15. I deducted an additional .5 for a somewhat false advertising cover... The title said "Kiss My Ass", and there was only one instance of ass kissing! I mean come on, I wasn't even looking for anal, which I'm happy I got, but damn it I was wanting some ass cheek kissing!! Also, from a technical aspect, I didn't like the dual cameras. I have never liked them in flicks and I don't like them here, it's a rare occasion when it's done right. Regardless of all that this was a pretty solid anal flick with one glaring bright spot among all the scenes - Rita Faltoyano/Randy Spears (scene 2). If there's any reason to even glance at this flick it's for this scene! It was so fucking hot it was unbelievable. Yes it had issues holing it back from a 10, but shit, those problems can't hold back the genuine interest these two had in one another! In all honesty, I would suggest this as a rental only and that would be directed at anal fans and those who want to see that Rita scene, otherwise I'd suggest a skip. This was the first time I have seen Lauren Phoenix direct and I can say quite frankly, she didn't impress me here.
Extras:
      The extras here were nice. There was 33 minutes of behind the scenes, which did it for the extras really, then there was the normal photo gallery, cum shot recap, trailers and web access info. The BTS were fun to watch, especially the footage with Julie, who is some one who intrigues me. +.25 for the extras.
Details:
Scene 1
Katja Kassin, Tyler Knight
      Katja is a sexy looking girl with medium length dark red hair and natural B cup tits. Opening up, we se Tyler blindfolded and strapped to a bed as Katja teases him with a crop. After gettin naked, she moves up and rides his face and then heads south to suck him off. Cutting away, Tyler is loose as Katja keeps on blowing him, then we cut again and get a nice shot of Katja easing herself down on his cock; riding it him in cowgirl. Afterwards she hops off for some PTM action and then gets into doggy where Tyler pushes into her ass to get the anal underway. Taking the cock around to her mouth, she cleans it off (ATM), and then we cut to Katja on her side where the anal continues. Once again the action stops as Tyler pulls her to the edge of the bed to fuck her mouth, having her do some nice deep throat action too, then he swings her around and fucks her missionary. Wrapping up the scene we cut to Katja on her belly as Tyler pumps away, however I couldn't see which hole he was in and that left us with no real shots of the action... Anyway, once he's ready to cum, he does so in her mouth and she swallows it down. This was a pretty solid scene... I had a few problems though, Tyler had some wood problems and there was no ass kissing!! *sigh*
Scene 2
Rita Faltoyano, Randy Spears
      Rita is a sexy looking girl with long brown hair and natural D cup tits. First off, Rita looked amazing here, just needed to throw that out their first! Anyway, We see her walk into the scene with sexy outfit on and a crop in hand as we see Randy sitting, naked, with just a collar on. She teases him and has him lick her feet and ass, then finally lets him feast on those wonderful boobs! Going back down south, he dives in to eat and finger fuck her before we cut to her giving him a BJ. She does some nice work on him, giving him some deep throat as well as some tit fucking, then we cut to Rita in doggy where we get some nice shots of him fucking her. She eventually looks to cum and then Randy has her spin around and lay on her back, then he rips open her stockings to suck her feet a little before fucking her. Stopping the action, Randy uses her feet to stroke his cock and then uses his finger to loses up Rita's ass and then slips his cock in there; still in missionary. She does a little pseudo ATM and then ends up back in missionary anal before sliding down into a pile driver (kind of...). Soon Randy's ready to cum and explodes all over her pussy and asshole! Wow, this was a hot ending! Then to elevate it to the next level, Randy sucks up his cum and swaps it over to her, which she swallows!! This was a really great scene, I just wish there were more positions and better camera work - there was no need for 2 cameras.
Scene 3
Darryl Hannah, Julie Night, Benjamin Bratt
      Julie is a sexy looking girl with long black hair and natural B cup tits. Darryll is an attractive girl with medium length blonde hair and natural B cup tits - and yes, she does look like Darryll Hannah! The girls find Ben on the floor, all bound up. They force him to smother himself in Julie's ass and then let him loose to lick and finger her ass. Darryll adds tastes her ass before the girls go to their knees and suck him off. After we see Julie do some nice deep throat action we then cut to Darryll getting fucked in missionary as Julie sits on her face. Julie then moves down to do some PTOGM and then we cut to Julie up in reverse cowgirl, taking the cock right up her ass from the beginning! Moving on, Julie goes on to doggy where the anal continues with Darryll doing the ATOGM action before Julie orders her to lie down so she can eat her out. Next it's Darryll's turn for doggy, but she takes vag and shows off some pussy gapes, then Julie gets under the action to do PTOGM. Wrapping things up Julie gets her ass drilled in pile driver with Darryll eating her and doing ATOGM/deep throat before Ben jerks off and delivers his load in Darryll's mouth. She takes it and swaps it over to Julie, then the two swap it back and forth a few times before kissing one another and pushing the cum out. This was a solid scene, like liked the interaction and chemistry here, what little there was anyway.
Scene 4
      Lauren is a sexy looking girl with long brown hair and natural B cup tits. Cindy is also a sexy looking girl, but with long blonde hair and natural B cup tits. Lauren decides to give Cindy a present... She's going to share her man with her! Cindy then goes on to kiss Lauren's ass, literally, and also do some ass worship, then Lauren gives back with some ass licking of her own. Soon after that Alec enters and Cindy jumps in feet first, blowing him with Lauren soon helping her out and adding some deep throat action. Moving on, Cindy has Alec go "Straight to the A", slipping him in her ass as she rides reverse cowgirl with Lauren eating Cindy and doing the ATOGM action. Alec rolls Cindy down to missionary to continue the anal, then stops as both ladies have a taste of Cindy's ass before she goes back for more missionary action. Cindy looked like she came and then we cut to Lauren in cowgirl. We get some nice shots of the action and Cindy does the PTOGM action before Lauren goes to doggy where she takes it up her ass while eating Cindy. Again both of the girls stop to taste the ass off the cock and then we cut to Lauren guiding Alec in her ass while on her side. Cindy adds to the two with some eating. Unfortunately they have to play this off like Alec cums in Lauren's ass, but we never get a look at it, so as far as I'm concerned this is a faked cumshot... This was a solid scene, Lauren and Cindy looked to mingle well, but Alec didn't perform as well as he could have. In addition, there was no need for a "hard cam" and a "soft cam", they didn't work and got to be annoying. -1 for no cumshot)
Scene 5
Chyanne Jacobs, Brian Surewood
      Cheyenne is a very good-looking girl with medium length brown hair and natural C cup tits. Jumping right in, Cheyenne has Brian suff his face in her ass, then to reward him for a good job, she blows him. Cutting away Cheyenne moves up to ride in cowgirl for a bit, then stops for PTM before going on to doggy. Cutting away we see Cheyenne on her side, kind of anyway, taking anal befofe going up reverse cowgirl. Wrapping things up, she takes some more anal on her side/back while he sucks her feet, then we cut to Cheyenne down on her knees. She sucks and strokes him off until he's ready to cum, delivering to her a big open mouth facial! However she pushes his cum out of her mouth. Solid stuff here, I liked the ending.
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