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Not The Bradys XXX - Review Cover

Not The Bradys XXX

(2007)
Director: Will Ryder
Posted: October 19, 2007
Run time: 136 Min (2 hr 16 min)
Reviewer: Terry (PL)
Reaction: Must See!
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Summary:
      This one gets a 9.75. With the success and rejuvenation of the Britney Rears series that Hustler's had, I was expecting a good flick, and this one delivered quite well. Although I was a little skeptical on how well it was going to be executed considering the popularity of the real Bradys, it was executed damn near perfectly. The acting was spot on with being very campy and somewhat over-the-top, just as the real show was. Additionally, I loved the colors in the movie, they really added to the movie for me and the set(s) where great!. Sex wise, it was tame, as most feature movies are, but the sex was really good, especially the scene with Mikey and Jasmine. Wow, what a hot scene. The movie just worked on all levels, leaving me craving for an additional installment! Congratulations Will and Scott, I think you have another hit! Great work!
Extras:
      This DVD came packed with extras! There was over an hour of behind the scenes, broken into two 30 minute segments, then there were the interviews. On with Aurora Snow (6 min), one with Hillary Scott (3 min) and on with Alana Evens (6 min). Adding to that there was an interview with Will Rider and Scott David (11 min), a making of the soundtrack (10 min), a slide show and some trailers:
Britney Rears
Britney Rears #2
Britney Rears #3
BritneyRears #4 - This looks good, going on the third one, it should be
With extras this extensive and this good, it's hard not to award a +1.00... So it's getting it. Oh, and if you get this, Ron Jeremy in the BTS is worth the watch alone. He's a never ending waterfall of funny and fun info. And quite frank at times.
Details:
Scene 1
Jasmine Byrne, Mikey Butders
      Obviously this is a parody of The Bradys TV sitcom, so the same type of cast is employed, 3 girls, 3 boys, mom, dad and the maid.

The movie begins on a rather grim note as Mike reveals to Alana (Mrs. B.) that his job isn't going so well and they may lose the house! The girls overhear the conversation and want to help out in anyway they can, so they employ their brothers to help them. Hillary pokes through the paper and finds an ad for modeling, just down the road too! As she gets ready for that, Mikey (Bobby) finds the paper and decides he's going to check that same job!

At the studio, Hillary discovers that this modeling thing isn't exactly what she had expected, and decides to sleep on the idea of nude modeling. On her way out, she runs into Jasmine. The two talk and it's let out she's there for porn. Hillary isn't interested, so as she bolt, Jasmine meets up with her partner for the movie... Mikey!
      Jasmine is a very pretty girl with medium length black hair and natural B cup tits. After nibbling on her nipples, Mikey gets a nice bit of tease as Jasmine finds his cock. She sucks it like a pro, making it look great and taking it down her throat, even at one point telling him "I want you to fuck my face" - Hot! O to the sex, she takes the cock in missionary first and then moves up to ride in cowgirl. Some wonderful shot of her ass are to be had as she rides that cock in a wonderful way, then it's over into doggy where we get to see those puffy pussy lips engulf Mikey's cock. Again she works it like few can and then rides a little in reverse cowgirl before taking a facial. Jasmine looked really hot here and put on one hell of a scene.
Scene 2
Leah Luv, Kurt Lockwood
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      The girls start up a car washing business, but that really washing cars wasn't the only thing on their minds... Anyway, Leah (Cindy) runs into a rather shady fellow, Kurt. She explains she's after big money, but Kurt knows a carwash isn't going to get that kind of cash, so he offers her $200 for her time... With her mouth gaping open, she awaits him.
      Leah is a cute girl with long blonde hair and natural A cup tits. Of course she blows him and he takes a few moments to lick her ass before she moves up and rides in reverse cowgirl. She tastes her pussy off the dick and then gets railed in missionary. Breaking for some more cock sucking, we get some nice POV shots, then it's on to doggy. On to her knees, Leah holds her mouth open as Kurt jerks off into it, but she pushes it out. OK scene I guess, Leah looked kind of spacey at the beginning of the scene though.
Scene 3
Aurora Snow, Tee Real
POV
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      Tee comes over to "work on a school project" with Aurora (Jan), and it goes much further than just that...
      Aurora is a sexy looking girl with long blonde hair and natural B cup tits. Tee gets her top off and nibble on her tits some, then she focuses her studying on Tee's cock, sucking nicely, which we get some nice POV shots of. Laying on her back, she takes the cock in missionary and spoon, and is then rolled up to ride in reverse cowgirl. Spinning around she does a little cowgirl too, then some doggy before taking Tee's small load in her mouth and pushing it out. Good scene, nice energy and Christ did Aurora look good!
Scene 4
      Later on Hillary practices her skills at being a future porn star as Aurora watches out for her, and as this goes on Paulina and Veronique show up to show off their panties and have a little fun with James (Peter).
      Paulina is a cute girl with medium length black hair and natural B cup tits. Veronique is a sexy looking girl with long dark red hair and natural B cup tits. The girls suck him hard and continuing doing so for a bit, then Veronique goes first, riding the cock in reverse cowgirl. while Paulina stands over her face so she can get her pussy licked. Each takes a turn in cowgirl, then something happens I don't think I have seen yet. The girls stack on James and each other as he fucks each cowgirl. I know it sounds strange, but it worked and it was hot, trust me . James then takes Veronique up for a little flying cowgirl action, then sets her down for some doggy. But Veronique don't leave Paulina out, she eats her pussy as she gets the cock. Wrapping it up, James jerks off into their mouths and each push the cum from their mouths. Paulina was underused, but it's explined in the behind the scenes, but on thing's for sure, it was a good and sexy scene.
Scene 5
Alana Evans, Mike Horner
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      Finally Alana and Mike have the house to themselves and it's on!
      Alana is a sexy looking woman with short blonde hair (a wig by looks of it) and fake C cup tits. Alana does a nice job blowing Mike, even offering up her tits for some fucking before opening her legs for him in missionary. She takes the cock in reverse cowgirl and doggy before she strokes Mike off into her open mouth; she pushes the cum out. Another good scene, Alana looked great and gave some nice energy.
Scene 6
Hillary Scott, Benjamin Bratt
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      Talking to Ben in the kitchen, Mikey tosses Hillary a football but she wasn't prepared for it an it smacks her straight in the nose! (Hey I remember that infamous episode of the real Bradys!). Anyway, this sends poor Hillary into some kind of sex crazed frenzy and chases down Ben, insisting they do a porn and sell it for the money!
      Hillary is a good-looking girl with long blonde hair and fake D cup tits. Ben begins with getting her pants off so he can eat her snatch, then Hillary offers her throat for Ben's use. Taking the cock in reverse cowgirl, she rides nicely, and then Ben takes a break to show us her beautiful pussy before he fucks it in cowgirl. Some really nice shots are to be had here too, then scene ends up with a little doggy action before taking an open mouth facial, which is pushed from her mouth. Yet another good scene for this flick, the feeling of the scene was hot, it just worked.

To wrap up the movie, there's a little twist to the movie, which was a pretty funny one.