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Porn Wars - Review Cover

Porn Wars

(2006)
Director: Kovi
Posted: May 12, 2007
Run time: 115 Min (1 hr 55 min)
Reviewer: Terry (PL)
Reaction: Very Good
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Summary:
      This one gets a 7.50. I was kind of looking forward to this title as I'm a fan of the 'Star Wars' movies, and I was impressed with how Private presented the 'Sin City' spin offs I reviewed (here and here). The movie does a pretty decent job of following a story that you could expect from such a movie like Star Wars, but the dialog was a bit tough to follow at time because of the thick accents. And dialog is something that drives these types movies. But I'm sure no one is watching 'Porn Wars' for dialog... LOL. So with that, the sex was pretty hot overall. I wasn't overly fond of the first scene, but that's about it, the others were pretty hot. All were filmed well and lit just fine, and none of the scene were too short, a problem I often have in features. And to top that, anal was an emphasis, much like all Private features that I have seen are . Picking a scene as my favorite, I'd go with scene two - Nikki, Liz and Drifter. The scene just smoked for me. As a side note, I noticed a lot of girls sporting pussy hair in this title. Not full on bushes, but landing strip type deals. I dig that, and I think it's something we need to see more of. I'm tired of completely bald pussies! Anyway, LOL, it's a solid rental for anyone interested, but should defiantly be of interest to those interested in the Star Wars stuff who don't take it too seriously. I just hope I get to check out the next two volumes.
Extras:
      Nothing here extras wise, which sucked, but I didnt get the special edition of the DVD for review. Sorry, but I know there were extras, and it tore me when contemplating what to do here, but this DVD should have still had some extras. if only a cut down version of the extras in the special edition. It wont lose as much as if it didnt have extras at all though, but still, the movie lost .25 points.
Details:
Scene 1
Sandra Parker, Antonio Ross
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      In the opening sequence we see Victoria Swinger getting tipped off to the where abouts to one of the Jodie's (Jedi's) secret bases. She orders the base to be infiltrated. At that point we see the Jodies as they practice, but two of them, Antonio and Sandra, slip off for a little fun.
      Sandra is an attractive girl with long blonde hair and fake C cup tits. Using his "Force", he strips Sandra off her cloths, leaving only her panties. She walks over to him and licks/sucks on his nipples before getting into some kissing. She then moves her attention to his cock, sucking and tit fucking it. Cutting away, we see Sandra in doggy as she gets fucked. We get some nice full body shots, then we cut to her up in reverse cowgirl, taking anal. After a few, a toy magically appears in her hands and she uses to DP herself. Continuing the anal, Sandra goes into a pile driver, again getting DPed with the toy. Antonio shows off some very nice ass gapes for us, then soon pulls put and cums in her gaping ass! Kick ass! Pretty solid scene here, with a nice ending.
Scene 2
Mya Diamond, Horst Barron
      Later that night, Antonio has a bad dream. He roams the halls and finds Mya Diamond as she admires the night skyline. He talks to her, telling her he feels something bad is going to happen, but she dismisses it and tells him to put such non-sense from his mind. He's a Jodi after all! But ... as soon as he leaves she's attacked by a man in black; Horst Byron! She puts up a fight, but she's no match for his him, and with a wave of his hand, she's under his control.
      Mya is a good-looking girl with long black hair and natural B cup tits. "Forcing" Mya to her knees, Horst has her suck his cock before he eats/fingers her a little, then while on her back, he fucks her. Cutting away, she rides his cock rather nicely in reverse cowgirl, then moves on to doggy for some anal, where we get some nice shots of the action. Going back into missionary, Mya gets her tits fucked before he cums on her chest and tits, leaving a nice gooey puddle for her . Good scene here though, nice energy.
Scene 3
Liz Honey, Nicki Rider, The Drifter
      Mya is now on the "other side"... The next morning there's a meeting among the Jodies and 3 are sent off to check out a problem from one of the Jodi training bases. Unfortunately Mya was not one of them, which upset her... After the three Jodies (Antonio, Liz and Nikki) and Tera arrive at the place and find dead bodies all over that place, but as they snoop around, Mya sneaks out of the ship! Splitting up into two groups Antonio and Tera go one way as Nikki and Liz. The two young ladies are the ones to find a survivor, Drifter. Liz heals him, waving her hand over him and using her "Force". With him all healed, it's time for a romp!
      Nikki is a pretty girl with medium length blonde hair and natural A cup tits. Nikki is a sexy looking girl with medium length black hair and natural B cup tits. After working themselves naked, as well as him too, the girls begin sucking off Drifter, giving him a really great double BJ with some deep throat! He works them with a little tongue action too, then Liz takes her turn fist, and takes it right up her ass in cowgirl. Liz licks Nikki's ass and in return Nikki does the ATOGM, then it's her turn to ride reverse cowgirl, taking Drifter vaginally though while Liz does the PTOGM. Getting back to the anal, Liz takes it in reverse cowgirl for a bit before she hops off and the two of them do the ass-to-mouth. It's Nikki's turn again, this time taking him vaginally in cowgirl while Liz licks her asshole! Cutting away, Nikki gets her pussy eaten by Liz who's getting her ass fucked in doggy, and when it came time to the pop, Drifter shoots his load on Liz's ass, which Nikki licks off and swallows? I'm not sure. Regardless, it was a very good scene, but had problems with the picture being blurry at times.
Scene 4
Tera Bond, Lauro Giotto
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      Well Antonio and Tera catch up with the three and Drifter spills the beans on what happened. Quickly Tera realizes this could now happen to any of the bases now because there must be some kind of leak... Quickly they head off to find the guy who they believe leaked the info, but before they get far, they are attacked by some ships! With a little work, the ships are fought off and they end up at a cantena, finding the man they think did this. Tera, being the leader and cool headed one of the group, decides to take matters into her own hands and takes him into the back for a little one on one chat... That turns into fucking of course.
      Tera is an attractive girl with medium length black hair and natural C up tits. She wastes little time with formalities and drips to her knees, getting his cock out to stroke it. He sits down and she does a bit of a strip tease for him, before finally mounting him in cowgirl. He shows us some pussy gapes and then she gets off for some PTM and deep throat action, then heads up for more cowgirl. After a few, she spins around and continues on in reverse cowgirl, then goes to her side. After some more PTM/deep throat action, she ends up in doggy where Lauro fucks her until he cums, leaving a big load on her ass. Solid scene here, good energy from both.
Scene 5
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      Of course that's enough for him to give up the info. It seems he didn't tell them where the Jodi base was, but rather they put a tracking signal on his ship and monitored him. They try to get out of the cantina, but are met with some resistance, ultimately killing Lauro and exposing Mya who couldn't keep herself from needed to know more and more; seeing on them in the cantina. At that point Antonio and Tera devise a plan to catch the "Siths"(??), and put it in action after she's imprisoned - although the plan lets her escape! Once that happens she seeks out Victoria and tells her of the pseudo plans that the Jodi's have and their location. Well this just tickles Victoria and the two do a little "celebrating"...
      Victoria is a pretty girl with medium length blonde hair and natural B cup tits. Victoria pushes Mya to her knees, and Mya knows exactly what to do and where to find it. We get some pretty nice shots of the action and then we cut to Mya on her backas Victoria uses her "Force" to get a dildo from across the room - LOL -, sucking it and rubbing it on Mya once she gets it. We get some nice close-ups of her rubbing iy on her too. Setting the toy aside, Victoria proceeds to eat Mya's pussy, as well adding some fingers to it too, the we cut to Victoria rolled up in a pile driver. We get some really beautiful close-ups of her trusting the toy in and out of Victoria too, then we cut to the girls rubbing their muffs together with a double dong in between them. Shortly after that, the scene ends with the two kissing. This was a pretty sensual scene, not many girl/girl scene do it for me, but this one I liked.
Scene 6
Tera Bond, Victoria Swinger, Antonio Ross, Horst Barron
      Well the plan works out perfectly. Horst and Victoria find Antonio and Sandra awaiting them... Quickly Horst and Victoria pull their sabers, but Antonio and Sandra assure them this is not a typical battle, but rather a battle of SEX!
      Starting the battle, Horst gets his cock worked by Tera, sucking and deep throating it, as Victoria gets her pussy eaten by Antonio. Moving on to the sex, Victoria gets her cock in missionary while Tera takes it right up her ass in reverse cowgirl. Afterwards, Victoria and Horst do a little spoon action while Tera takes Antonio in doggy. It's on to Victoria taking a DP in cowgirl, which we got some decent shots of, and Tera also makes use of Horst's face, bouncing her pussy on it as he anchors. The scene wraps up with Antonio popping on Victoria's ass and Horst giving her an open mouth facial; she pushes it out.

Everything past here, you'll have to get the movie for, but I'll be honest and say there isn't much since there are two more 'Porn Wars' in the trilogy.
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