Private Movies #22: Lady of the Rings #02

      In case the title didn't clue you in, this a Lord of the Rings parody. A king lies in a pathetic state. Apparently, the only things capable of reviving him are some good blowjobs from a couple hot chicks. Both Saana and Simony go deep while blowing and they're energetic enough. Saana jacks the dick off onto her and Simony's face, but the girls don't get much spunk for their efforts. They do manage to awaken the king, who's understandably thrilled.

      Gandalf, played by Frank Thring, finds himself in the clutches of "Semenman's" evil mistresses. Liliane seems to be the leader of a band of bitches. As Gandalf puts it, her and Vyona are trying to sap him of his bodily fluids. They succeed in doing that, but in an exclusively oral manner. Liliane doesn't do any blowing. She just pushes Vyona's head around and rubs Frank's pecker while it's hidden beneath his robe. She gets a good cumshot to the chest to end it.

      The next scene is already in progress when we join in. Vyona's ass is being penetrated in doggy by Jay Lassiter (as Semenman). He also taps away at it in reverse cowgirl until firing off a weak cumshot to Vyona's outstretched tongue. With the lack of oral and vaginal sex, this scene felt very incomplete.

      Johanna and Lara are supposed to be Hobbits. In their expedition to destroy the ring, they encounter two surly Orcs. Rather than make a run for it, they decide to fuck them instead. Lara does a pretty good job of blowing before the sex commences. Both Hobbits get a little vaginal sex until having their asses penetrated in doggy and reverse cowgirl. Each girl ends up on the receiving end of a good cumshot to the mouth, but the Orc firing onto Johanna misses the mark. One thing that proves to be a real turnoff in this scene is mass amount of acne on Johanna's face.

      After escaping from the clutches of the Orcs, the Hobbits run into Gollum. Of course, he wants the ring all for himself and will do anything to get a hold of it. Johanna manages to distract him with her feminine wiles. This gives Lara a chance to bolt with the ring. The energy Johanna puts into her oral is decent. The vaginal sex takes place in doggy. After that, her ass gets tapped in missionary and reverse cowgirl. The cumshot in and around her mouth isn't half bad.

      The ring ends up being thrown into the fiery depths of "Mt. Chaos." This is as good a cause for a sexual celebration as any. This is really a two-part scene. In a separate sequence, Silvia and Simony do some light lez eating. Simony also uses a dildo on Silvia. Meanwhile, the Hobbits and Saana tend to a couple of guys. Each of the girls ends up getting vaginal lovin'. Johanna and Lara, however, get their rear ends penetrated. An excellent shot to Sam and Saana's face, and a very good one to Lara's, closes things out.

      In a somewhat interesting twist, a narrator informs us that all of the preceding sex scenes were nothing more than the dreams of Saana. She ends up with her boyfriend, George Uhl, high in the hills of Hungary. After giving him a fairly energetic blow, they have sex in doggy and reverse cowgirl. The entire time, a guy has been watching them while hiding in some brush. They invite him over so he can get a piece of the action. Soon, Saana is having anal sex in spoon and servicing with her mouth. Some DP is followed by both guys doing a good job of coming onto her tongue and cheek.