Shitty Shitty Bang Bang
(2004)
Featuring:
Britney Madison,
Crystal Ray,
Gia Paloma,
Jayna Oso,
Lyla Lei,
Alex Sanders,
Benjamin Bratt,
Chris Charming,
Dave Hardman,
Johnny Thrust,
Mark Wood,
Scott Lyons
Posted: December 16, 2004
Run time: 140 Min (2 hr 20 min)
Reaction: Very Good
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Summary:
This one gets an 8.00. This was my first Skeeter Kerkove movie and I want to say I was a little let down, but not
disappointed. The only reason I felt this way is because I have heard
NOTHING but great things of this man and
I was expecting something a little different - although I'm not sure what the hell I was expecting. With that said,
this movies best scene was certainly saved for last, but the second best scene kicked the movie off. Any gonzo fan
would like this and those into smoking will like this as well as every scene starts with it - something I liked
when couples with good tease, something each scene seemed to have as well. And as with Skeeter being the "King of
Sodom", you can rest assured the anal lovers out there will be in heaven here. Outside of the sex though, I really
liked the vibrating, inflatable butt plug! So much so I have to find me one for me and the wife
. Anyway, good work Skeeter/Smash and I certainly hope to see more from Skeeter,
he's into my kind of 'love story'.
I had forgotten to note that the audio was messed up during the whole movie. When the music would play it would be
ONLY in the left channel and when the sex got going, the sound came out of ONLY the right channel! Sorry,
but it lost an additional quarter point.
Extras:
The extras on this disc consisted of a photo gallery, web access, trailers and 29 minutes of behind the scene. My
gripe about the BTS were that they weren't from the movie I just watched! On the bright side, I know some of the
smoking fetish fans out there will be happy to know, Brandi Lyons was smoking during her interview. almost 30 minutes
of BTS is nice, so no +.5, but rather a +.25 - only for relevancy.
Details:
Scene 1
Gia is a sexy looking girl with medium length brown hair and
natural C cup tits. The scene begins with Gia, lighting up a cigarette and smoking, along with doing some tease
action for us. Cutting away we see Skeeter talking to her and us, showing her off as he does, then lubes up her ass
and squeezes an expandable, vibrating butt plug up her ass. He pumps it up a little and makes it vibrate and then
leaves it hanging as the guys enter. She drops down to her belly and grabs her heels as the guys fuck her mouth,
then they lay on their back as Gia takes turns sucking each one off - back and forth between the two. Cutting away
we see Gia on her knees as she sucks and deep throats both cocks, then Scott lays down as she moves up to ride him
reverse cowgirl anal (the plug came out after the cut). As she rides we get some nice shots of the action as well as
see her suck and deep throat Johnny. She gets off Scott, does some ATM, and then moves over to Johnny to ride him in
cowgirl as Scott steps in to DP her. Scott pulls out of her ass to take his cock up to her mouth for some ATM action
and she starts fingering her own ass, then Scott kink of stands off to the side as she tells Johnny "Let me ride that
little cock!" - and she does... Soon Scott comes back in to start DPing her some more before we cut to her in a pile
driver with Johnny and Scott taking turns fucking her ass, showing off some pussy gapes and having her do ATM. Again
we cut away, this time seeing Gia in reverse cowgirl anal on Scott as Johnny steps in to provide some brief double
anal action before taking two open mouth facials and playing with the cum as the scene ends. This was a god scene,
but I think the lighting could have been better. I also think Johnny wasn't a good pick to Scott's "co-worker".
Scene 2
Lyla is an OK looking girl with medium length dark red hair and
natural A cup tits. The scene opens with her outside, smoking and doing some tease, then eventually cut to her and
Skeeter inside. He shows off her ass to us and then works the magical butt plug in, pumping it up before Lyla moves
onto her belly. Chris then comes in and she begins sucking, deep throating and rimming him and then eventually rolls
onto her back as he pushes into her pussy; nice shot of the insert! She does some PTM on him and then he goes around
to her ass to move the plug in and out of her ass before having her do ATM on it as well. Cutting away we see Chris
spitting on her ass to lube it up before sticking his cock in and as he fucks her we see some nice shots of the
action as well as some small ass gapes. She does some ATM on him and then heads up to ride him in cowgirl anal for a
bit, then keeping the cock inside her, spins around to keep riding in reverse cowgirl. Afterwards we cut to Chris
spoon fucking Lyla's ass, again with some ATM and gaping action before going back up to reverse cowgirl anal. Once
he's ready to cum, she drops down to her knees and takes an open mouth facial and swallows the load. This was a
solid scene, I'm not a big fan of Chris or Lyla, but they did their job here in a professional fashion.
Scene 3
Crystal is a sexy looking girl with medium length blonde hair and
natural B cup tits. The scene opens outside with Crystal smoking and doing some good tease action, the camera
catches some nice shots of her camel toe too, then we cut inside to her with Skeeter. He shows off her ass a bit,
then lubes it up before pushing the inflatable butt plug in - pumping it up and making it vibrate too. Skeeter
exits and Dave enters, fucking her mouth to get the scene started, then spins her around (still in doggy) and
has her hold her heels as he fucks her pussy (DPing her with the plug still in her ass)! Cutting away we then see
Crystal on her belly, still holding her heels, as Dave fucks her mouth an then h sits down as she keeps on sucking
as Skeeter pops in to pump up the plug a little. Finally she moves up to riding him in cowgirl, DPing her basically
for a while, then he takes the pug out and then fills her ass up with his cock instead. We get some nice shots of
the action and then he picks her up and sets her in missionary as the anal action keeps on rolling. After some ATM
action we see her up in reverse cowgirl, easing her ass down on his dick to get started, then rides for a while.
Crystal un-mounts and does some ATM/deep throat, then gets back into doggy to continue her anal and showing off
some nice gapes before taking an open mouth facial - pushing some of the cum from her mouth and swallowing the rest.
This was a solid scene, nothing to really rave bout though.
Scene 4
Britney is an OK looking girl with long blonde hair and natural
D cup tits. The scene begins with a nice shot of Britney's ass as she gets into her tease, doing a nice job of that
too, as she smokes. Soon we see her with Skeeter as he lubes up her ass and pushes the 'special' toy in and pumping
it up a little before the guys enter. She then drops down to her knees and begins sucking their cocks. Soon they
have her bent over the couch, grabbing her heels, as the take turns fucking her mouth, then both guys sit as she
stands up to take turns sucking their cocks some more - Skeeter makes his presence known again as he comes in to pump
up the plug some more! Well Ben gets into the action as well, pumping the plug like crazy (I think they lost count
around the 20 pumps mark), then the guys take turns fucking her pussy in doggy (DPing her). I was surprised they
were even able to get in her pussy as big as that plug got! Anyway, we eventually cut away to Britney taking her
shorts off before she heads up to ride Mark in cowgirl as Ben steps in to DP her - we get some nice shots of the
action. Moving along, she then takes a reverse cowgirl DP as well as the camera catches some more nice shots, then
we cut to her taking double vag while still on reverse cowgirl. As the scene winds down the guys take turns fucking
her ass and making it gape while she's in a pile driver, then they squirt their loads in her mouth which Britney
swallows down in one gulp! This as a good scene, Britney is certainly showing me she's a girl that can "take it",
those 20+ pumps HAD to be felt.. LOL!
Scene 5
Jayna is a very sexy looking girl with medium length black hair
and natural A cup tits. The scene begins with Jayna lighting up a cigarette and smoking it as she does some tease
action before we see her with Skeeter. Like usual he lubes up her ass and pushes the butt plug in, and pumps it up
some before Alex comes in to pump it up some more before shoving us cock in with it! She does some ATM action on
him and then we cut to Jayna standing as she bends over to suck and deep throat his cock, then cut to her on her
belly as she holds her heels while Alex fucks her mouth. He then puts Jayna in doggy and takes out the plug for her to
do ATM on, then fucks her ass and shows off some ass gaping. Once more Jayna does some ATM action and then we cut to
her taking anal in cowgirl, then after a bit she un-mounts for more ATM before heading up to reverse cowgirl anal.
Then as the scene comes to an end Jayna gets her ass pounded in a pile driver. Alex shows us some nice gapes and then
pries open her ass for a beautifully DEEP look inside her colon before she rolls onto her knees and holds her
mouth open so he can cum in hr mouth - she swallows the cum. This was a very good scene, Jayna was very energetic
and Alex used the toy perfectly!
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