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Suitcase Pimp - Review Cover

Suitcase Pimp

(2005)
Director: Tim Crass
Posted: March 23, 2006
Run time: 121 Min (2 hr 1 min)
Reviewer: Terry (PL)
Reaction: Enjoyable
Summary:
      This one gets a 6.55. I had an idea of what I was going to get here, but this took it in a little different direction then I was expecting - neither for the good nor for the bad, but at least I didn't have to put up with some dumb ass in an afro wig acting like a pimp... However the flick did seem to be missing something that I can't quite put my finger on, so I won't recommend this past a questionable rental. My biggest problem with the movie was the camera work and editing. And in the case of scene four, there was issues with flow. I mean what the hell? Why pull a POV scene out of no where? And on top of that, why wasn't there a time and day stamp like the rest of the scenes had? Unfortunately these were problems that pulled the scene down, but it still ended up being my favorite scene of the movie. Speaking of scenes, I was induced to watch this because of Jessie Summers... Now what pains me here is the girl is damn hot, but her scene just didn't work - both in terms of technical problems with the scene and her lack of interest in Nick. Now a girl I wasn't expecting to like so much was Dasani. That's a girl I want to see more of. If she's half as good here with this talent, I really want to see her with other talent! Like I said before, a low-end rental at best.
Extras:
      There was absolutely no extras here, just some trailers, a photo gallery and web access info... Sorry, but -.25 for the jip on extra stuff.
Details:
Scene 1
      Monday 11:36 A.M.
Ashley is an attractive girl with long brown hair and natural B cup tits. Starting off the scene, Johnny and Tim (the suitcase pimp) are driving down to pick up this fill-in girl Ashley - seems Tim's original girl flaked at the last moment. Anyway, once in the car, Ashley wastes no times showing she's interested in Johnny, climbing into the front seat with him to suck his cock before riding him in reverse cowgirl! Arriving on location, the three head inside where Ashley gets back to sucking Johnny off, doing some nice deep throat action and also taking some aggressive throat fucking. She then goes to doggy to get fucked. He stomps on her head and chokes her a bit, then she moves up to ride him in cowgirl and reverse cowgirl where we get some pretty decent shots of the action and some more choking. Finishing up in missionary, Johnny chokes her some more and then cums in her mouth. Interestingly she takes the cum and spits it into her hands before taking it back into her mouth and swallowing it down rather quickly! This was a solid scene. I'm not a fan of Johnny's to be honest, and I could have done without the head stomping, but he did do a decent job here and Ashley seemed pretty into it! However the biggest problem was the camera work.
Scene 2
Jessie Summers, Nick East
      Sunday 7:30 P.M.
Jessie is a very cute girl with short blonde hair and fake C cup tits. Jessie needs to get to a set, but has no car, so Tim loans her his because he's too busy to take her. Once at the shoot, Jessie pulls the car into a garage as the plans are to use it in the scene. Getting out Nikki Hunter comes in and introduces her to Nick. She heads off to get things ready for the scene, but Jessie and Nick have other things planned. After introducing herself to the camera (uhhh why??) Jessie takes Nick's cock in her mouth and begins blowing him. She then takes a seat on the car where she gets her first taste of the cock, but it was so brief it wasn't funny because we almost immediately cut to him eating her... Anyway, they eventually get back to the fucking, still on the car of course, then on to standing doggy; over the car again. Pulling a box over, Nick takes a seat and has her ride him in reverse cowgirl and cowgirl, then Jessie goes to her knees and takes an open mouth facial. I don't know what she did with the cum..... This was an average scene at best. I was really digging Jessie, but her lack of interest, the editing and the white-outs (see the RC screen shot above) drug the scene down a bit.
Scene 3
Lilly, John West
      Friday 6:45 P.M.
Lilly is an OK looking girl with medium length brown hair and fake B cup tits (pierced nipples). After Tim picks her up and drops her off for a shoot, Lilly meets up with John and soon she's down on her knees and blowing him - taking him very shallowly in her mouth. He picks her up for a bit of a standing 69, then back down to her knees where she continues to blow him. He often stops the action to spit in her mouth and she didn't look to be too fond of that. Anyway, we cut and watch her get fucked in reverse cowgirl and then in standing doggy before doing some PTM and heading up to cowgirl where we get some nice shots of the action. Slipping the cock into her ass, the anal gets under way while she's still in CG. We get some more nice shots and then John rolls her down into a pile driver to continue the ass fucking before giving her a facial to end the scene. This was an OK scene. I found Lilly to be a bit weird, but at times she did appear to be into the scene... The scene just felt odd.
Scene 4
Brodi Kennedy, Lindsay Kay, Alias (Mark Zane)
      No day or time given???
Brodi is a cute girl with short black hair and natural A cup tits. Lindsay is a very good-looking girl with medium length black hair and natural B cup tits. After a short interview with the camera man (why?), he has her sit back and begin fingering herself. Afterwards she moves down to her knees and introduces her mouth to his cock, sucking and deep throating it in POV, before finally he gets a piece of her pussy in missionary. Now what I found really odd here, is while he's fucking her, we cut and see him still fucking her and with the camera in his hands - shooting the scene.... Like I said really odd. Cutting away she then rides in reverse cowgirl where we get some nice shots of the action, then on to doggy. Alias starts off fucking her twat, but soon moves into her butt. He gets a few strokes in and then all of a sudden Tim shows up with another girl - even though it was set up that Brodi wasn't supposed to be doing the scene?? Sigh... After a quick discussion, Tim sends in the new girl to add some spice to it I guess, and she immediately begins with some ATOGM/deep throat action with Brodi soon joining in on the fun. Cutting away we see Brodi back down in doggy as Alias fucks her pussy some more before blasting his load on Lindsay's face. Brodi then licks it off and swalows the cum down. I had some issues with this scene... First, why no date and time? Second, why a POV scene?? Third, why add a girl so late and not really use her? I'm being a little generous with the scene rating as it wasn't that bad and I was really digging Brodi, however the scene was shot a little too close.
Scene 5
Dasani Lezian, John West
      Wednesday 3:46 P.M.
Dasani is an attractive girl with medium length black hair and natural B cup tits. On a rather interesting set (North Pole), Dasani and John get acquainted before he loses his pants. Taking advantage of the opportunity, Dasani heads to John's "South Pole" and begins blowing him a bit before she guides him inside her; taking him in cowgirl. We get some nice shots of the action, as well as some nice sounds, then after tasting her pussy off his cock she moves up to ride in reverse cowgirl. Again she tastes herself off his prick and then she ends up in doggy over a couch where John fucks her until he's ready to cum, depositing his seed in her open mouth. Unfortunately it was a weak load, but regardless, she still pushes the cum out. This was a pretty solid scene. I liked Dasani's sexy demeanor and her body, but I especially liked her ass! She did seem into John a little, which was nice to see, but that set was God awful... and the camera work could have been better.
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