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Super Size My Snatch - Review Cover
Director: Harry Palm
Posted: April 06, 2006
Run time: 149 Min (2 hr 29 min)
Reviewer: Terry (PL)
Reaction: Enjoyable
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Summary:
      This one gets a 6.70. When I seen the cover and title for this flick I got pretty excited, I though for sure there would be some wonderful pussy gaping action; you know, showing off the super sized snatch! I was wrong... Not 1 pussy gapes was found in the movie (ya there was one in the BTS but that don't count)! Other than that, the sex was somewhat uninspired, but then again there were a lot of new girls here, hell I had only seen one of them before this flick. I really dug most of the new girls, mostly Victoria and Velicity. As for recommendation, well the only angle I see this filing is the black male/white female, something that porn isn't void of. Anyway, at best it's a rental to see some of the new girls in action, or to see the girls paired with black guys, but other than that you can find the same stuff elsewhere. Now my suggestion is to add some pussy gaping, maybe some ass gaping, and we have a series!
Extras:
      The extras here were ok I guess. There was 20 minutes of "Outtakes", but it was mostly footage from the photo shoot. But at least we got some pussy gaping in the BTS! Brian shows off a WONDERFUL, and natural one, from Victoria Raven... It just made me that much more depressed we didn't get a single on in the scene. Also there were some trailers and other such things, but as a whole, not points were awarded.
Details:
Scene 1
      Savannah is a very attractive girl with short brown hair and natural A cup tits. Starting off with some dirty talk, she shows off her body, and then heads inside where she finger fucks herself. Deciding that isn't enough so the camera man hands her a toy, which of course she uses, and then Boz enters; replacing the dildo. We get some nice shots of the action and then the it stops, giving way for some blowjob action. Moving on, Savannah gets into doggy next and then goes to cowgirl, where we get some more nice shots. Wrapping things up, Boz fucks her some more in spoon and missionary before she rolls down to her knees to take his cumshot. He jerks off and delivers a very weak pop, only dribbling a little cum on her cheek and shoulder. Unfortunately the camera man kept on him jerking off more because Boz thought he was going to cum more, however he didn't.... This was a solid scene, I liked Savannah, but she looked a bit dry (vaginally). Boz looked to have some wood problems here and there, but nothing too bad. Also, there was no pussy gaping! What a shame.
Scene 2
Victoria Raven, Brian Pumper
      Victoria is an attractive and kind of cute girl with long red hair and natural B cup tits. Opening up, Victoria tells us she's 21 and just wants some black dick, and then she proceeds to show off her body; nice butt! After a bit of solo action Brian enters the scene and begins fucking her in missionary. Stopping the action, she sucks him off a bit, then back to it as she rides him in cowgirl. He takes her up for some flying cowgirl too and then sits back down as she continues to ride. Spinning around, Victoria takes the cock in reverse cowgirl too before ending up in doggy where she actually fucks him a little! After that she goes down to her knees and takes an open mouth facial, swallowing his load to end the scene nicely. This was another solid scene, Victoria is obviously new but she didn't do a bad job at all. Again, no pussy gaping...
Scene 3
Christie Lee, Tee Real
      Christie is a cute and sexy girl with medium length brown hair and natural B cup tits. The camera man starts off talking to Christie, and of course she soon gets naked, then she's working herself with a toy, which we get some very nice close-ups of! Meeting up with Tee, he begins with fucking her in missionary, then just like the last two scene, they break the fucking for a long bit of sucking before getting back to the action, which just happened to be missionary again. Looking to cum hard, Christie then moves to spoon for a while, then we cut to her up in reverse cowgirl. Hopping off, she does some PTM action and then goes back to her side, but this time taking Tee up her ass. We get some nice shots of the action and then she does some ATM action before going up to reverse cowgirl, again taking anal. Finishing up the scene, Tee fucks Christie's ass some more in doggy, then delivers a decent facial her, nailing her with a bull's eye. A solid scene, but Christie seemed a little off. In the behind the scenes she looked to be drinking, maybe that was it?
Scene 4
      Velicity is a very good-looking girl with short blonde hair and great, natural DD cup tits! After showing off those wonderful boobs and pussy she goes inside and sits on Boz's face, which soon turns into a 69. Continuing with the oral, Velicity goes to her knees and suck him off for a good long while, and even tit fucks him some, before going up to a couch. He starts off eating her and then fucks her, and while he does, we get some nice shots of the action. Moving on, cowgirl is the next position hit, followed by doggy. Then, once again, the action is halted for more oral. Afterwards Velicity goes back to doggy a little more, then ends up in reverse cowgirl before taking an open mouth facial. Unfortunately it was a small load to begin with and very little to any even land sin her mouth. This was an OK scene, I'm really interested in seeing Velicity more often, she has an amazing body, but she didn't look too into the scene. The thing that hurt this scene for me was all the oral, it just seemed to break up the action too much.
Scene 5
Alexa Lynn, Sledge Hammer
      Alexa is an attractive girl with short red hair and natural A cup tits. Kicking things off, she tells us she's 19 and then goes on to show off her tits, pussy and of course her ass. Finding a toy, she uses it on herself, then Sledge comes in and replaces it. Dropping down to her knees she does some PTM action, and just as in the other scenes she stays there a bit, but at least we got some POV shots. Moving on, we cut to Alexa on her side, where she gets fucked of course, then she moves up to cowgirl where we see some nice shots of her getting stretched out - but no gaping, what a shame! Afterwards reverse cowgirl and doggy follow, then wrapping up the scene she takes some spoon. Cutting away we see Alexa on her knees as Sledge jerks off, soon giving her a facial to end the scene. I had a few problems here. First the scene was grainier than the rest of the movie and it was blurry too. Secondly she didn't seem all that into the action and her dirty talk felt very put-on. I did like the fact she was so little and Sledge is so big. Pussy gapes were still missing...
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