Orifice, The
(2007)
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Featuring:
Aliana Love, Eden DeGarden, Franchezca Valentina, Marina Maywood, Tera Wray, Dino Bravo, Marcus London, Trent Saloui, Van Damage
Director:
Stuart Cantebury
Posted: August 29, 2008
Run time: 92 Min (1 hr 32 min)
Reviewer:
Terry (PL)
Reaction: Skip It
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Summary:
This one gets a 5.00. I didn't know exactly what I was going to get here, but what I did get was some very average sex (for the most part) and some
pretty crappy acting... I didn't even think the dialog/"story" was funny. Maybe because I don't watch the TV show? Regardless way, I wasn't impressed.
The sex, as I said before, was average but one scene I liked a litter more than the rest and that was the second one: with Marcus and Aliana. Technically,
the lighting was OK, but the aspect ratio was messed up. It was presented in 4:3, but it looked like it maybe should have been 16:9? I'm not sure, but I
know it looked off. At first I suspected this new monitor, but other 4:3 movies appear to be fine on it, so I'm blaming it on the video.... My suggestion
here is to skip this title. I don't think it's worth it, not even if you are a huge Tera fan as here scenes didn't stand out at all, and she had two
of them...
Extras:
Extras? I think they forgot to do them here. Only a lousy photo gallery here Not even some trailers? Well, this is adding insult to injury. I mean
the box cover says there's behind the scenes and bios, neither of which were on this disc! Lies are never good. So I'm subtracting a
half point (-.50) from the total score.
Details:
Scene 1
Marina Maywood, Trent Saloui
I don't watch much TV but I know this flick is a direct spoof of the TV show: The Office. Unfortunately I have never watched the show, but I thought it
curious Van Damage got the Steve Carrel role. Either way, I'm curious to see how it all pans out.
Van opens up the movie, telling us he's the boss and how his office is his sanctuary. He goes on telling of his secretary, and telling us how she knows this office and desk sacred...
Van opens up the movie, telling us he's the boss and how his office is his sanctuary. He goes on telling of his secretary, and telling us how she knows this office and desk sacred...
Marina is an attractive girl with long brown hair and natural B cup tits. We see Marina, Lying
on Van's desk, as she gets eating out by Trent.
She gives back with a BJ of course, which was a pretty uninspired one if you ask me. Bending
her over the desk, Trent fucks her from behind, then after tasting her pussy off the cock,
she lies back on the desk for some missionary. After a cut,
we see Marina up in cowgirl
as she rides some, then it's back to missionary for a few before Trent pulls out and cums on her pussy. A nice load too.
Scene 2
Aliana Love, Marcus London
Van catches them both red-handed... After a semi-funny exchange, he fires both of them on the spot. Over to Francesca and Marcus. There's a talk of
what happened and the fact there will be a new "Mike" (Trent) and "Sally" (Marina). Later on Tera shows up for Sally's position, and while she's
in with Francesca, Marcus and Aliana decide if "Mike" and "Sally" can fuck on their lunch break, they can too, just not on Van's desk! So after a quick
snippet from Van about he runs a tight ship and things like that won't be happening around here like that again on his watch... We cut over to Marcus and
Aliana doing their thing.
Aliana is an attractive girl with medium length black hair and natural D cup tits. On the couch, things
get started as Aliana finally gets Marcus's pants off, sucking and deep throating his cock.
It's then her turn, and I really liked the way she held her pussy open so he could eat it!
Cutting away, Marcus fucks her missionary, then we cut to her up and
riding him in cowgirl. After another cut, Aliana is
over in doggy, and take a long bout of cock in doggy too, but we do get some nice shots. Unfortunately you can hear someone hand her lines off-screen, telling
her "where do you want it?" and she quickly repeats the question and gets the load on her face, but most misses and hits her hair.
Scene 3
With no real lead in, we jump into Francesca interviewing Tera, ultimately giving her the job. Francesca makes a few slips, which leads Tera to thinking
she's going to be fucking guys here, but not so... She explicitly tells Francesca she's only into girls. And that's all right by Francesca, so she
makes her move.
Francesca is a pretty girl with long black hair and natural B cup tits. Tera is a very attractive
girl with long dark red hair and fake C cup tits. Oddly, Tera's already in some lingerie, and Francesca has her take a seat on her desk as she
lightly spanks, eats and fingers Tera's pussy.
Francesca then gets up the desk and Tera mounts her. The girls do some 69 action, which we get some nice
shots of and the girls also do a bit of asshole licking! Never get tired of that 
Cutting away, the two are still on the desk as
the girls work each other with toys.
Terra over into doggy and Francesca works her with a toy while we get some nice shots, then after Francesca tastes the pussy off the toy,
Tera gets up in cowgirl on Francesca. now there's nothing really happening between the two, but it was
nice to see the pussy rubbing and bumping. With no
real conclusion, the scene ends and it's finalized, Tera's got the job, but she reiterates she's not required to fuck Van.
Cutting away, the two are still on the desk as
the girls work each other with toys.
Terra over into doggy and Francesca works her with a toy while we get some nice shots, then after Francesca tastes the pussy off the toy,
Tera gets up in cowgirl on Francesca. now there's nothing really happening between the two, but it was
nice to see the pussy rubbing and bumping. With no
real conclusion, the scene ends and it's finalized, Tera's got the job, but she reiterates she's not required to fuck Van.
Scene 4
Eden DeGarden, Dino Bravo
With Aliana off her lunch break and at her desk, Dino shows up to fill "Mike's" position, but he quickly finds out, Eden is there too - for the same job.
And in true "Orifice" fashion, the two end up in a bathroom where things get down and dirty.
Eden is a very attractive girl with long brown hair and natural C cup tits. Fishing Dino's cock out,
she begins sucking him off.
Dino then gets Eden out of her cloths and bends her over the basin, tasting her asshole and pussy before fucking her standing
doggy. We get some nice underside shots too,
then Dino then takes a seat on the toilet so Eden can rides reverse cowgirl. Getting off, she tastes the cock
and then rides cowgirl. A position that really suits this girls because
I loved how her long hair looked on her ass! Anyway, PTM time again, then more reverse cowgirl
before going to her knees where Dino jerks off onto her tits.
Scene 5
Tera Wray, Van Damage
They both agree neither of them are getting the job and this is only a temp gig, hell Dino even goes so far to say he does these interviews to try to
meet girls like Eden! 
. Back to Tera. She's going through the "formalities" with Van; since he's the boss and all. As they talk, Van's
noticeably shaken by her attractiveness, and she picks up on that, teasing him a few before movin' in for the kill.
. Back to Tera. She's going through the "formalities" with Van; since he's the boss and all. As they talk, Van's
noticeably shaken by her attractiveness, and she picks up on that, teasing him a few before movin' in for the kill.
Kneeling on Van's desk,
she sucks and deep throats his cock, then flips over into missionary. We get
some nice shots too, then we cut to her in standing doggy over the desk.
Cutting away, she literally bounces on the cock and looking great doing it
while playing with her asshole. Back over into missionary, Van pumps away until he's going to pop, doing so on her belly. She rubs it on her boobs and
even tastes it before getting an "rude awakening".
The "awakening" is all yours to see when you you see the movie. But I will say it's a twist...
The "awakening" is all yours to see when you you see the movie
. But I will say it's a twist...
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