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Twisted As Fuck - Review Cover

Twisted As Fuck

(2006)
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Director: Kylie Ireland
Posted: June 08, 2006
Run time: 154 Min (2 hr 34 min)
Reviewer: Terry (PL)
Reaction: Must See!
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Summary:
      This one gets a 9.33. I had a pretty good feeling about what I was getting into here considering the title and it was from Kylie. I really like her visions and this was a bit of a fun flick for me, covering shit I like to see - I think medical toys are way underused. My main problem with the flick was the effects and the camera work. At times the camera work was dull and non-engaging. Eli seems like a cool guy, considering the BTS, but his camera work just doesn't fit my tastes at all . As for the effects, they got in the way at times too. Either making things too hard to see or just painful to watch (example, the bright fucking lights in the first, third and final scenes!). now for the rest of the DVD, it's all a class act. All the talent did their jobs very well and made the sex believable - well Tory and Sandra did over act a bit much, but then again I have never has a nipple pump or Wartenburg Wheel used on me - maybe I should get one . I also liked the way Kylie incorporated anal in ever scene, I don't know why but rough sex and ass fucking just seem to go together like bread and butter. Obviously THIS IS NOT EVERYONE'S CUP OF TEA, so don't even think about the title if rough sex or risky stuff like knife play turns you off. I personally loved the flick and it's on the keeper shelf at my house If you are into the more twisted side of sex, get this, you won't be too disappointed, especially if you are as jaded as myself and look for shit to break up the normal porn routines.
Extras:
      Extras wise, this disc was pretty packed! There was 25 minute of behind the scenes, which were just as fun as any other BTS Kylie has done. In addition, there were some solo scenes (21 min) of all the girls - I think Nikki Hunter did the best of the solo work. Of course there was the obligatory stuff like a photo gallery, hot shots (cum shot recap), some trailers and web access info. Considering the quality of extras, this one gets an easy +.50.
Details:
Scene 1
Taryn Thomas, Brian Surewood, 2 Guys
      "Transaction"
Taryn is a sexy looking girl with medium length black hair and natural B cup tits. Starting off, we see the two guys in a dark room, waiting on something. Soon Brian shows up with the goods (Taryn) and tosses them on the bed, but it seems the guys are a few hundred short so Brian has them let him in on the action to compensate. The rip her cloths off as she starts off fighting them off, but eventually she finds it "in her cold little heart" to play along! She starts off getting fucked in missionary while sucking off the other guys, then moves up into doggy where a couple of the guys take turns on her. Afterwards she does reverse cowgirl a little but then ends up back in missionary to take some cock up her ass. As they play round robin with her she takes the chance to taste her ass of the previous guys cock, and then we cut to her up in reverse cowgirl anal as she orders one of the guy to fill her pussy; DPing her. After some PTM/ATM action she then goes to cowgirl to continue her DP action, they she takes a little more anal down in doggy before finally it's time to wrap up the scene. The first two guys go first, each giving her a solo open mouth facial which she looks to swallow down, but when it's Brian's turn, she pushes his cum from her mouth. This was a good scene. I like the aggression and I liked they was she gave into the action at the beginning. Taryn's dirty talk was great thought the scene! In addition, the twist at the end of the scene was fun
Scene 2
Kylie Ireland, Nikki Hunter, Christian X
      "Harsh Mistress"
Kylie is a sexy looking girl with medium length red hair and fake D cup tits. Nikki is also a sexy looking girl, but with medium length blonde hair and fake D cup tits. Opening up the scene we see Kylie suspended in a leather sack kind of thing and also see Christian shackled to a wall. Nikki makes her way down the stairs, into the dungeon, and tantalizes (I don't know if this is the right word, but I'm going to use it - LOL) both Christian and Kylie. Cutting away we see Kylie out of her sack. Nikki gags her and then makes her sucks Christian off, and while he gets blown, Nikki slaps the hell out of him! Finally Nikki joins in on the BJ, adding some deep throat to the mix, then we have another cut and see Kylie licking Nikki's boot while Chris is ordered to eat her pussy and ass. Barking out some more orders, Nikki then instructs Kylie to finger her and to open her up, which she does quite nicely for us, before Christian is ordered to fuck her while Kylie does the PTOGM action. It's then Kylie's turn for some action. We see her lying on her back as Nikki stretches her asshole hole out, preparing it for Christian's cock. As he pumps her ass, Nikki chokes her a bit and then we cut to Kylie kneeling in an Opera gloves and an interesting device - an open mouth dental gag. Nikki forces her to watch as she rides Christian in reverse cowgirl anal, and Nikki also has her do some ATOGM. Taking advantage of the gag, Nikki fingers herself to squirt, which I'm sure was intended to be in Kylie's mouth, right before Christian adds his cum too; she pushes it out, but in an odd manner she pushes the cum out. This was a very good scene! I just loved the way Nikki controlled everything and I really like the submissiveness of Christian and Kylie. Oh, and the energy was good too
Scene 3
      "Miss Diagnosis"
Tory is a sexy looking girl with short dark red hair and fake D cup tits. Sandra is also a sexy looking girl, but with medium length black hair and natural B cup tits. In an almost dream-like sequence, we see Tory walk into a room where she finds a body covered by a sheet. She looks it over and begins messing with it, finally pulling it off to reveal a terrified Sandra! Tory pulls her legs open and we see a fake catheter in, as well as a butt plug! Tory then grabs a Wartenburg Wheel, licks it, and then runs it all over Sandra's body. Afterwards Tory pulls the catheter our, as well as the butt plug, which both taste, then Tory breaks out the lube and speculum. Opening up the instrument, we get a shot of Sandra's gaping pussy, then it comes out as Tory fucks her with a steel dildo. Flipping Sandra over into doggy, Tory fingers her ass a little before pushing a large black double dong in. After working Sandra over, Tory tastes Sandra's ass off the dong and then it's Sandra's turn for revenge! She takes a scissor-like clam and uses them on Tory's pussy. As she does, Tory lets off some blood curtailing screams! I would only assume these weren't real... Anyway, Sandra finally rips (and I mean literarily rips) off Tory's panties and returns the favor of the speculum. Setting that aside, Sandra then uses some nipple pumps on Tory's nipples before she slides down south and eats her out. Then rounding out the scene, Sandra plugs Tory's ass with a large dildo. This was a very good scene with some truly amazing energy. I loved the medical toys uses, those things always interest me, but I just wished it was shot and looked differently. I just didn't like all the camera effects and such.
Scene 4
Trinity Post, Joel Lawrence
      "Suitcase Pimp"
Trinity is an attractive girl with medium length brown hair and natural B cup tits. Starting off, we see Joel enter the room to find a suitcase. He tosses it up on the bed and pulls it open, finding Trinity inside and wrapped in plastic! He cuts the plastic off her and sucks her feet before breaking out his knife and running it along her body. He has her finger her ass a bit and then Joel goes right for her ass, pushing right in as he finger her pussy and chokes her. Taking his cock up to her mouth, he has her do ATM, pinching her nose as he does and also chokes her, then we cut to Trinity in doggy. Again he uses the knife to tease her and then finally cuts the rest of the plastic off her before fucking her pussy while she fingers her ass. Once lose, she uses her mouth and cleans off her fingers as Joel slips into her ass. We get some nice shots of the action, then we cut to Trinity lying on the bed with her head hanging off the edge of it while Joel fucks her mouth, pushing his cock deep down her throat. Sliding up behind her, spoon anal is the next position hit and as soon as she gets close to cumming, Joel slams his face in her pussy to lap her up. Finally the scene "wraps up" with Trinity all wrapped up in the plastic again, but with an open mouth gag in place. He looks to try to cum in her mouth, but he misses, landing the cum on her plastic covered face. This was a very good scene. I liked the way Joel talked to Trinity and I liked the way she handled herself. In addition, I REALLY liked the look they applied to this scene - It looked like vintage footage (sepia tone).
Scene 5
Julie Night, James Deen
      "Edge Play"
Julie is a very good-looking girl with short black hair and natural B cup tits. With Julie in a cage, Eli Cross comes in and lets her out. He spanks her, slaps her tits and face, then he places a ball gag in her mouth. Pulling out a knife, he runs it along her skin, including her pussy! Afterwards, he has her bend over in doggy to finger her pussy and ass, then he exchanges the fingers for this HUGE ass butt plug - Which she gets all the way in!! Braking out a whip, Eli whips her and then uses a wooden paddle on her before finally breaking out a cain to use on her! Of course she takes it all and then he passes her off to James. Taking her by the hair, James pulls her from the chair and gives her some more spanking, then finally after a but he goes on to fucking her mouth; very briefly though. Cutting away we see her bent over in doggy again with a butt plug in as he fucks her pussy, then the toy comes out and her ass gets plugged with James's cock. He decides to up the ante and adds 4 fingers to her ass - and of course she took the additional stretching with ease! After tasting his fingers and his cock, James takes Julie to her side/back where he continues to fuck her ass while choking her really hard! She stops a time or two for some ATM/deep throat and eventually ends up in reverse cowgirl anal where he cums in her asshole. He has her fart it out into his hand and lap it up, then swallows it down like a good girl! This was a very good scene. Again we get some amazing energy, which I was fully prepared for since this was Julie. This girl is something special, everything these two guys dished out, she took and basically asked for more! Classic Julie Night here!
Scene 6
Kelly Wells, Alex Sanders
      "Toilet Trained"
Kelly is a good-looking girl with medium length blonde hair and natural B cup tits. On her hands and knees, Kelly crawls into a bathroom with Alex holding on to her with a collar and leash. He makes her lick the floor and he also drags her around it, and then we cut to her bent over in doggy with a butt plug in her ass and her head in a toilet. However when he pulled her up, her face and hair weren't even wet. He then works her ass with the plug and then has her taste it before taking a small crap and spanking her ass good with it - leaving a bit of a bruise on her right ass cheek! Afterwards Alex spins Kelly around and feeds her the cock, fucking her mouth pretty hard before we cut to her back down in doggy where he finally fucks her ass, which we get some nice shot of. As he does he has her stop for ATM and also shows off some gapes for us, then we cut to her up in reverse cowgirl where he fucks both her ass and pussy. Bringing the scene to a close, Alex cums on the floor and has her suck up the cum but as she shows us the cum, the fucking camera leaves her face!! This was a good scene, Kelly took everything Alex gave pretty well and I must admit, Kelly looked amazingly hot here! However the scene did lose point for the ending, I was so frustrated with it! I would have bet she swallowed it down...