This site contains affiliate links. If you purchase through them, we may earn a commission at no extra cost to you.

Hayseed - Review Cover

Hayseed

(2001)

Where to find:

Buy from Adult DVD Empire
Verdict: Very Good

Please consider supporting the site by clicking our partner banners

iDealgasm - Daily deals

Summary:

      This vid was FILLED with some great funny ass dialog and some good 1 liners such as "Them bunnies be fuckin'!". I'll give this one a 8, there is a good chance I'll even watch this one again. All the sex was pretty decent to GOOD, and the cast was an over all very attractive one. Good sex that remained hot, even though it was pointed toward couples. Now the music in this one is how music should be done, auditable but barely, allowing the sounds of sex to be heard clearly. I highly recommend this one, score would have been higher if Chloe's scene was better.

Please consider supporting the site by clicking our partner banners

Visit PervCity.com

Scene 1

Chloe, Nikko Night

      Chloe and Nikko. Chloe is a small-framed woman with brown hair and A cup tits. Nikko has a Prince Albert, a pierced nut sack and a double pierced tongue, which makes things more interesting from the start. The sex was decent but nothing too great. I do credit Nikko for a nice pounding on Chloe. I think Chloe actually cums a few times, but I think the woman WAY over reacted. The camera work was less than to be desired which hurt the scene a little. Safe sex. Scene ended in a decent open mouth facial and a clean off.

Scene 2

Kylie Ireland, Pat Myne

      Kylie and Pat. Kylie is an attractive woman with a medium framed woman that has DARK red hair and has D cup tits. There seemed to be a little chemistry between these two, especially in the nice BJ Kylie gives Pat. The sex in these scene was good, camera work could have been better, but so could have more sex positions. Kylie also does some anal which is a nice addition. Scene ends with a pop on Kylie's tits.

Please consider supporting the site by clicking our partner banners

Visit Bang!

Scene 3

Nina Hartley, Kyle Stone

      Nina and Kyle. Nina is a semi-attractive woman with medium framed older woman with blonde hair, C cup tits. This woman has been in the Biz a bit and KNOWS her stuff. This is only a tease scene basically, but a decent one. She sucks off Kyle to the point of him almost cumming, but stops short to ensure a finish upon her being in his next movie. Good BJ scene here with a few good close-ups.

Scene 4

Justine Romee, Kyle Stone

      Justine and Kyle. Justine is an attractive woman, who has a medium frame with brown hair and C/D cup tits and a pierced belly. The scene had a GREAT BJ scene. These two really got into the scene and made it a HOT one! With Justine speaking a mixture of English and Spanish plus the anal.....WOW! And to top it off, DECENT CAMERA WORK! Safe Sex. Scene ends in a pop shot on Justine's tits. GOOD SCENE!

Scene 5

Kylie Ireland, Zana, Joel Lawrence

      Kylie, Zana, and Joel. Zana is a very attractive woman with a medium build, blonde hair, and D cup tits. The set up to this one is cool, basically a newbie in the biz as portrayed by Kylie, and Zana and Joel show her the ropes. This was a g reat scene really. All the dirty talk and toys, every one ended up a happy camper. All three participants looked to really be into the scene, too bad the scene wasn't longer. Safe sex. Scene ended in a pop that was missed by both girls, but a good clean up.

Scene 6

Julie Meadows, Evan Stone

      Julie and Evan. Julie is a HOT small-framed girl, LONG blonde hair and C cup tits. I'll start be saying this was a dream sequence, so the lighting really was too dark. The scene has some chemistry going on, but not a lot. The sex was OK, and the anal was decent but WAY too short. I was expecting a lot out of this scene being a huge Julie Meadows and Evan Stone fan, but I felt a little let down. Safe Sex. Scene ended in a open mouth facial.

Scene 7

Kylie Ireland, Evan Stone

      Kylie and Evan. This scene was very good...was a tight call between this one and scene 5. With some great setup and GOOD sex, this scene is a must for Evan Stone fans. The only thing that really held this scene back was lighting, the camera angels weren't all that bad but were plagued with bad lighting. This is still a must see though, Evan really shines here. Safe sex. Scene ends in a decent open mouth facial.

User Agreement

WARNING

Please note that this site contains sexually oriented adult material intended for individuals 18 years of age or older and of legal age to view sexually explicit material as determined by the local and national laws of the region in which you reside. If you are not yet 18, if adult material offends you, or if you are accessing this site from any country or locale where adult material is specifically prohibited by law, go no further!

* All models are over the age of 18.

* To protect the site's inhabitants from viewing adult-oriented material without their consent, this site requires you to read the following statements and answer the questions below before continuing.

* I am an adult, being at least 18/21 (depending on individual state laws regarding access to adult subject matter) years of age.

* I believe in the principles of the First Amendment which holds that free adults have the right to decide for themselves what they will view without government interference and consent to viewing adult-oriented material.

* I warrant that it is legal to view such material in my locale and country.

* I will not redistribute this material to anyone, nor will I permit any minor, or any person who would find this personally offensive, to view this material.

* By clicking enter you verify you are of age to enter the adult movie review site.

This website uses cookies to ensure you get the best experience on our website.
Learn more here
Agree
Decline