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Hayseed - Review Cover

Hayseed

(2001)
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Director: Chloe
Posted: August 29, 2003
Run time: 100 Min (1 hr 40 min)
Reviewer: Terry (PL)
Reaction: Very Good
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Summary:
      This vid was FILLED with some great funny ass dialog and some good 1 liners such as "Them bunnies be fuckin'!". I'll give this one a 8, there is a good chance I'll even watch this one again. All the sex was pretty decent to GOOD, and the cast was an over all very attractive one. Good sex that remained hot, even though it was pointed toward couples. Now the music in this one is how music should be done, auditable but barely, allowing the sounds of sex to be heard clearly. I highly recommend this one, score would have been higher if Chloe's scene was better.
Details:
Scene 1
Chloe, Nikko Night
      Chloe and Nikko. Chloe is a small-framed woman with brown hair and A cup tits. Nikko has a Prince Albert, a pierced nut sack and a double pierced tongue, which makes things more interesting from the start. The sex was decent but nothing too great. I do credit Nikko for a nice pounding on Chloe. I think Chloe actually cums a few times, but I think the woman WAY over reacted. The camera work was less than to be desired which hurt the scene a little. Safe sex. Scene ended in a decent open mouth facial and a clean off.
Scene 2
Kylie Ireland, Pat Myne
      Kylie and Pat. Kylie is an attractive woman with a medium framed woman that has DARK red hair and has D cup tits. There seemed to be a little chemistry between these two, especially in the nice BJ Kylie gives Pat. The sex in these scene was good, camera work could have been better, but so could have more sex positions. Kylie also does some anal which is a nice addition. Scene ends with a pop on Kylie's tits.
Scene 3
Nina Hartley, Kyle Stone
      Nina and Kyle. Nina is a semi-attractive woman with medium framed older woman with blonde hair, C cup tits. This woman has been in the Biz a bit and KNOWS her stuff. This is only a tease scene basically, but a decent one. She sucks off Kyle to the point of him almost cumming, but stops short to ensure a finish upon her being in his next movie. Good BJ scene here with a few good close-ups.
Scene 4
Justine Romee, Kyle Stone
      Justine and Kyle. Justine is an attractive woman, who has a medium frame with brown hair and C/D cup tits and a pierced belly. The scene had a GREAT BJ scene. These two really got into the scene and made it a HOT one! With Justine speaking a mixture of English and Spanish plus the anal.....WOW! And to top it off, DECENT CAMERA WORK! Safe Sex. Scene ends in a pop shot on Justine's tits. GOOD SCENE!
Scene 5
Kylie Ireland, Zana, Joel Lawrence
      Kylie, Zana, and Joel. Zana is a very attractive woman with a medium build, blonde hair, and D cup tits. The set up to this one is cool, basically a newbie in the biz as portrayed by Kylie, and Zana and Joel show her the ropes. This was a g reat scene really. All the dirty talk and toys, every one ended up a happy camper. All three participants looked to really be into the scene, too bad the scene wasn't longer. Safe sex. Scene ended in a pop that was missed by both girls, but a good clean up.
Scene 6
Julie Meadows, Evan Stone
      Julie and Evan. Julie is a HOT small-framed girl, LONG blonde hair and C cup tits. I'll start be saying this was a dream sequence, so the lighting really was too dark. The scene has some chemistry going on, but not a lot. The sex was OK, and the anal was decent but WAY too short. I was expecting a lot out of this scene being a huge Julie Meadows and Evan Stone fan, but I felt a little let down. Safe Sex. Scene ended in a open mouth facial.
Scene 7
Kylie Ireland, Evan Stone
      Kylie and Evan. This scene was very good...was a tight call between this one and scene 5. With some great setup and GOOD sex, this scene is a must for Evan Stone fans. The only thing that really held this scene back was lighting, the camera angels weren't all that bad but were plagued with bad lighting. This is still a must see though, Evan really shines here. Safe sex. Scene ends in a decent open mouth facial.
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