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Honey, We Blew Up Your Pussy - Review Cover

Honey, We Blew Up Your Pussy

(2004)
Director: Rod Fontana
Posted: May 20, 2005
Run time: 121 Min (2 hr 1 min)
Reviewer: Terry (PL)
Reaction: Enjoyable
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Summary:
      This one gets a 6.10. Disappointment... That's the only thing that comes to mind when I see this. When I seen the cover for this one in Vegas, at the AVN show, I was thinking "Oooohhh Kinky, I Like!!", but after actually seeing it was no where near what I was expecting. The sex over all was pretty average, none of the girls, well with the exceptions of Mandy and Violet, seemed really all that into the idea of the pump. Then on top of that the performances we got from the females and males a like wasn't so hot either. However I won't put the blame solely on them, this had a lack of camera work and in some cases lighting issues too, so the technical aspects could've been better as well. Now in all honesty, I would recommend this as a novelty rental at best, I know th second volume wouldn't rank up there on my to rent list. I did find it intresting when the girls go pumped up, especially when Mandy had the cum basically pumped OUT of her! I seen there's a volume 2 of this out, hopefully it's better, but I'm already skeptical...
Extras:
      The extras on this DVD were really light... There was only 4 minutes of bloopers and that's pretty much about it. We did get same starlet bios, but out side of that it as the same old trailers, ads and web site access info. Sorry, but this DVD gets nothing in the way of added points, it was dangerously close to losing points to be honest.
Details:
Scene 1
      Violet is a cute girl with medium length black hair and natural B cup tits. As the scene gets started we see Steve down on his knee giving Violet a "drink of love" with the Doc (Rod Fontana) popping in to give us a little funny commentary. Eventually he comes into participate (kind of) in the scene, telling Steve he's here to make her lips "down there" look like her upper "honey" lips... Out then comes the pump. He uses it on her and Steve takes over the pump for a bit - watching her pussy fill the bubble was interesting... - then Doc eases out of the scene as Violet and Steve go at it. She starts off sucking his cock and then he moves down to the floor to eat her out some. Cutting away we see her in standing doggy where Steve contributes some more tongue action, then adds some fingers to the mix before finally stepping up and fucking her, which we get some nice shots of. As the scene moves on we see Violet get spooned and then cut to her in a pile driver, but while she's in the pile driver you can here other people talking. Granted it was faint, but it was noticeably going on. Eventually Steve cums on her pussy to end the scene and as the scene fades we get a nice look at her cum glazed (inflated) lips/pussy. This was an OK scene, Violet and Steve did a nice job but the fact I could hear people other then the performers talking to one another killed some of the mood.
Scene 2
Mandy Bright, Rod Fontana, Vincent Vega
      Mandy is a sexy looking girl with medium length blonde hair and natural C cup tits. The scene begins with Mandy in a bathroom as she puts on her make up, then she stops and leans against the counter to begin diddling herself. Son Vincent (her hubby here) shows up and she complains that her lips "down there" aren't full. Well Vincent wants to make Mandy happy so they head back to the bedroom where he gives it the old college try, but to no avail, so he calls in the Doc! Quickly after arriving he pulls out the pump and gets the enlarging going and then hands over the pump to Vincent as he sucks Mandy's feet. Soon the Doc leaves all together and she begins blowing Vincent, the Doc pops back in to lick her pussy and ass some before getting his cock out for her to suck as well. Vincent then moves down and begins fucking her on her side/back where she looks to cum, then we cut to Vincent rimming her. He then slides up and starts fucking her pussy a littler, then slides into her ass for some anal action where we get some nice shots of the action, and then we cut to her up in cowgirl on Vincent as Doc comes in to DP her and she looks like she came again. Cutting away we see Mandy up in reverse cowgirl anal on Doc as Vincent comes in to DP her some more, then we have another cut and we see her on her side with Doc spoon fucking her ass while she pumps away on her pussy. Afterwards the scene comes to a close with Vincent pumping away on her in missionary until he cums inside her. Immediately the pump is put on her pussy and they start pumping away, actually sucking the cum OUT of her pussy! After that the Doc lends his load to the scene, cumming on the cup attached to her Mandy, then the pop the seal and she cleans if off before the scene fades. This was a solid scene, Mandy brought some nice energy to the scene and I really liked the ending of the scene!
Scene 3
Desire Moore, Tony Tedeschi
      Desire is an attractive girl with medium length blonde hair and natural B cup tits (pierced nostril). As the scene opens Desire is sitting in a chair, naked and smoking, as the Doc talks to her. She tells us her name and says she's 20 years old, then the Doc steers the conversation to the pump. After showing off her pussy to us we cut to her using the pump a little before Tony pops into the scene to help her out by putting his cock in her mouth (to suck) while she pumps. Tony moves down to her pussy, pulling off the pump to eat her out, then we cut to her in standing doggy with the pump back in use, which we get some nice shots of her blown up pussy along the way. Interestingly Desire then takes the pump up to her tit and uses it there before taking it back to her pussy. Cutting away we see Tony laying back on a bed as she sucks and deep throats his cock, then we cut again, but this time she's in doggy getting fucked. Moving on we then cut to Desire on her side getting fucked, then we see her lying on her belly where Tony pumps away until he's ready to cum; blowing a rather weak load over her ass and pussy. This was an OK scene. There seemed to be a little chemistry going on, but the scene itself was still a little on the flat side.
Scene 4
Destiny Deville, Dino Bravo
      Destiny is a pretty girl with medium length brown hair and natural B cup tits. The scene begins as we see Destiny outside as she does a little tease action, showing off her ass for us, then pulls her tits out before finally getting naked. Anyway, we then cut to her smoking and talking to a Dino (??) about how she's not happy about her non-meaty pussy. Well Dino has an idea so he calls in the Doc and as soon as he shows up he starts getting Destiny up to where she wants to be; well kind of... They use the pump on her pussy, as well as her tit, then the Doc pulls out a specialty cup and uses it to pump up her clit! Eventually the scene moves on to the sex side of things as she begins blowing Dino, then we cut to her riding him in reverse cowgirl, getting some nice close-ups as she does. Cutting away Destiny then gets fucked in doggy where we get some nice shots but we also get some odd lighting, and eventually she ends up in missionary where Dino delivers an open mouth facial to her. Then before the scene fades away she spits the cum on her tits and pussy. This was an average scene at best, Destiny looked good but the scene didn't flow well, her pussy didn't blow up hardly at all and the ending (pop shot) wasn't so hot.
Scene 5
Kelly Wells, Valentino
      Kelly is a good-looking girl with short brown hair and nice, natural B cup tits. The scene opens with Kelly outside, showing off her ass a little before getting naked and sitting down to play with her pussy. Then all of a sudden, out of the blue, she picks up a phone and calls the Doc for some help? Well he shows up and gives her an exam, making sure she's fit enough to use the pump, then pulls out the pump for her to use while he sucks her feet and nipples. Soon Valentino enters the scene and she gets right to work, sucking and deep throating his cock while Doc helps out, sucking her tits and pumping up her pussy a little more; hell he even eats her out a little. Anyway, we then cut to her in missionary where we get some decent sot's but the lighting wasn't so hot, then we cut to Kelly up in doggy for a bit. As the scene continues on we then cut to her on her side where Valentino pumps briefly before cumming on her pussy to end the scene. Another average scene, no real chemistry at all. Both the camera work and lighting needed to be better.
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