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MILF Cafe, The - Review Cover

MILF Cafe, The

(2009)
Posted: September 21, 2009
Run time: 159 Min (2 hr 39 min)
Reviewer: Kobiata
Reaction: Average
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Summary:
      This one gets a 5.67. Although MILF Cafe has a favorable cast filled with European porn veterans like Mandy Bright and Mya Diamond, the scenes overall were lackluster. There were some bright spots like Joanna's and Kristi's scenes. However, this was just not a good PRIVATE release for a number of other reasons like the bad camera compositions. In the end, this DVD is at best a RENTAL and that's being extremely liberal.
Details:
Scene 1
Ars Amandi, Mandy Bright, Denis Marti, Totti
      Mandy Bright tries to narrate in English what's going on but her Eastern European accent makes me tune out on what she tries to say. Anyway, she's partnererd up with fellow brunette Ars Amandi. The two lucky guys get their cocks sucked by these sexy MILFs. Although Mandy Bright isn't as active as she was as several years ago, this scene shows she hasn't lost a step in the fellatio department! However, after the oral and vaginal, Mandy becomes a passive bystander while Ars takes the double penetration. In the end, Mandy receives a vaginal creampie while Ars takes a cumshot to her poopchute! It's definitely a lukewarm scene and I would have liked to see Mandy Bright doing the nasty acts that she did years ago.
Scene 2
Mya Diamond, Sara Simon, Lauro Giotto, A Guy
      The average looking blonde Sara Simon and her gal pal Mya Diamond are working up a sweat in the gym. Meanwhile, the ladies get the attention of two gym rats. The guys hit on the ladies and they play along. It looks as if Mya has an ankle injury from the treadmill, but it looks like it's all a ruse. It doesn't take too long before the guys pair up with the ladies. While Mya enjoys cunnilingus, Sara Simon blows her partner. After the foreplay, the guys hammer their pussies, but only Sara takes the anal and double penetration. However, unlike Mandy Bright, Mya tries to get in on the action by performing ass-to-other-girl's mouth. In the end, the guys spray their protein loads on their faces.
Scene 3
Joanna Roman, Denis Marti
      Next up is Joanna Roman, a hot ice-blonde MILF. She plays a waitress who gets in on with a fellow worker. The passionate kissing leads to the cunnilingus. Once her pussy is adequately lubed up, he steals a couple of thrusts before letting her suck his cock. At first, her fellatio skills aren't pushed to the limit, but in between the vaginal and anal fucking, she proves she can handle the throatfucking like a champ. When he's fucking her ass in the missionary position, he orgasms resulting in an anal creampie!
Scene 4
Katy Sweet, Ricardo Bell
      The next scene stars Katy Sweet. She's average-looking and has that generic Eastern European look to her. Anyway, in terms of sexual skills, she has it all from the deepthroating to anal. Finally, she must have pushed his buttons well because he gets off a monster facial that literally destroys her face.
Scene 5
Kristi Lust, Denis Marti, Ricardo Bell
      The penultimate scene has the most attractive star on this DVD, Kristi Lust. The blonde beauty with an innocent-looking face shows off her nasty streak in this scene that looks as if it will be a one-on-one, but it soon becomes a full-blown threesome complete with anal and double penetration. Like the true professional, Kristi takes the throatfucking and hard vaginal and assfucking! In the end, she takes two cumshots to her ass. It would have been better if her pretty face was pasted with jizz, but oh well.
Scene 6
Mandy Bright, Alex Forter, Lauro Giotto
      Mandy Bright is the alpha and omega of this DVD. This time she has no wingwoman in this scene and goes it alone handling two very lucky guys. Although Mandy's peak porn years are over, she can still suck a mean cock! In other words, she can still compete with the best pornstars when it comes to fellatio. Anyway, after the extended blowjob, she gets fucked hard in the pussy while she busies her mouth with cock. In the end, she takes a vaginal creampie and a decent facial.
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