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Horny Holiday

(2005)
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Director: Vincent Voss
Posted: December 23, 2005
Run time: 136 Min (2 hr 16 min)
Reviewer: Terry (PL)
Reaction: Very Good
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Summary:
      This one gets a 7.54. This could have been so much better.... I'll start on the negatives first, and the two glaring ones were scenes 3 and 4, especially scene 4. In both scenes the action was rather stale and in both the girls weren't even close to looking somewhat into the action. The movie would have been better with these two scenes left on the editing room floor. The other down side to the movie was the fact the scenes didn't seem to feel spontaneous, quite the opposite actually, they felt very rehearsed. Even on the good scenes, just not quite as bad. Having said that, Sandra and Eve saved this movie. Both of them put on the best performances of the movie with Sandra edging out Eve. However that's not to say Lauren and Taylor did bad jobs, just not as good as these two did. I did like the costumes and the Christmas theme of the movie, something I wish every Christmas would bring - more Mr. and Mrs. Clause sex! Although Lauren and Brian never fucked in this title. Speaking of Brian... They couldn't have had a better guy play him! He was hilarious and played the part well, I just whish they had somehow colored his beard and hair white. He reminded me a lot of Billy Bob Thornton's character in "Bad Santa". For a specialized flick this wasn't bad, but could have been done better. Worth as rental if you're interested in the Christmas theme, other wise you may want to skip onto the next title.
Extras:
      The extras here consisted of a 13 minute segment of behind the scenes and an 18 minute segment consisting of interviews. Of course there was also the other "suff" like a photo gallery, trailers and web access info. In Taylor's interview she says something about school, my guess is that's why she retired? We also get interviews from Davina Ardell (which was pointless), Eve Lawrence, Sandra Romain, Tyler Faith and Tiffani Digivanni. Nothing really great extras wise, but they were worth a +.25 over all.
Details:
Scene 1
Sandra Romain, Brian Surewood
      Starting off we see Lauren (Mrs. Claus) sitting next to a tree, looking a bit upset as she fiddles with her fingers. Cutting away we see why she's so pissed, seems Santa is late, drink and to top it all off, hitting on a helper... He talks her into a blowjob, but she says only if he cums quick. He agrees.
      Sandra is a sexy looking girl with natural B cup tits, she has a short bright wig on for the theme of the movie. After Brian takes a seat, she begins sucking him off. She does a really nice job of sucking him off and also taking him down her throat as we get some POV shots along the way. Eventually he cums in her hands, but she wants more now.... Santa calls in his elves to call to fulfill her needs! This was a good scene, Sandra did a nice job doing just a blowjob, but then again I didn't expect much less.
Scene 2
Sandra Romain, Alex Sanders, James Deen
      Getting back to Lauren, we se Brain come down her chimney, drunk as all hell. She chastises him for being late and then he passes out on her, at which point Lauren decides someone has to tell the stories, so she does... Starting with the elves and Sandra.
      Starting off on her knees she sucks and deep throats both the guys' cocks, then Alex has her get up into doggy where her rims her before sliding right into her ass! We get some nice shots of the action as Alex pumps away, then the guys switch but James wants her pussy instead while she does ATM on Alex. James lies back and she moves up to ride him in cowgirl, then Alex gets back into the action, fucking Sandra on her side/back; utilizing both her ass and pussy as he does. Cutting away we get some DP action with her in cowgirl wile we get some nice shots, then un-mounting she cleans both cocks off before going into a reverse cowgirl DP. Once again she un-mounts, only cleaning the cock that was in her ass off, which was Alex's while James moves around behind her to fuck her ass and pussy in doggy. Finally after a little more pussy fucking from Alex, she takes an open mouth facial from James. After that Alex lends his lends too and she pushes a big clump of cum from her mouth to close out things nicely. This was another nice scene from Sandra, I love the way she takes anal in such ease.
Scene 3
      Getting back to Lauren as she starts telling us of an elf that did a few too many steroids...
      Tyler is a sexy looking girl with medium length brown hair and fake D cup tits. Tiffani is an good-looking looking girl with medium length blonde hair and fake DD cup tits. The scene begins innocent enough with the girls lying on a bed kissing, then Lee pops up in a bit of a "roid rage", chasing them around the room a bit before ending up on the bed with them. The girls rip his tights open and begin sucking him off with Tyler doing deep throat. Leaving Tiffani to keep on sucking, Tyler moves up to his face, sitting on it and having him eat her out, then soon afterwards Tiffani heads up to ride in cowgirl while we get some pretty decent shots and Tyler does the PTOGM/rimming on Tiffani. After that Tyler takes her turn riding the cock, but in reverse cowgirl, as we get some nice shots. Moving on, the girls then get into doggy where Lee takes turn fucking each one of them as we get some nice shots, then Tiffani takes her turn in RC with Tyler doing the PTOGM for her and also choking her while she rides. Getting off him, both of the ladies suck him off a bit before he fucks Tyler missionary to finish off the scene. Cutting away we watch as he cums in both of their mouth, and both of them push the cum out, then cum kiss before the scene fades away. This was an OK scene, I really didn't see any heat or chemistry between Lee and the girls or even between the girls for that matter.
Scene 4
Davina Ardell, Anthony Hardwood
      Lauren then introduces the next scene, telling us the girls name is Davina, one of Santa's favorites!
      Davina is an OK looking girl with long blonde hair and fake DD cup tits. The scene kicks off with her and Davina kissing, and soon she makes her way down to blowing him, giving him a rather crappy, shallow BJ. After having her sit so he can taste her pussy, we cut to her back down on her knees sucking him off some more?? Anyway, after a long bit of oral action we finally get on with the sex as he pulls her up to ride him in reverse cowgirl. Taking Davina and putting on her side, he continues to fuck her as we get some nice close-ups of the action, then she cleans the cock off with her mouth before going on to doggy. After some more PTM, Davina ends up back on her side, but taking anal this time and then she goes back to doggy, again keeping with the ass fucking. Things get a little messy (yuk...), and then we move on to Davina easing herself down on Anthony's cock, taking it up her butt while we get some pretty decent shots. Cutting away, he's back in her pussy as she ride in cowgirl and flying cowgirl before ending up back on her side, pumping away until he's ready to cum, delivering Davina his shot in her mouth; she pushes it out. One the cums out, she takes his cock and tit fucks him a little before the scene finally ends. This was a really average scene. I wasn't digging Davina at all. I wasn't digging the scene either, the sex was redundant, uninspired and dry - dry meaning her pussy didn't look like it was even slightly wet.
Scene 5
Eve Lawrence, Brian Surewood
      Back to the lovely Lauren as she sets up the nest scene, telling us this was one of the times Santa cheated on her...
      Eve is a sexy looking girl with short dark red hair and fake D chip tits. Eve goes about telling Santa what she wants for Christmas - and that's what's in his pants! Taking note, he sets her down and pulls her panties aside, eating her out a bit, then Eve finally gets what she wanted. Dropping down to her knees, she pulls his cock out and sucks it, doing some nice deep throat action as she does, then after a bit of cock sucking, she goes up to ride him in cowgirl while we get some really nice shots of the action. Taking her to missionary, the action continues as we get a nice shot of the insert before he lays into her, pounding her pretty good! Moving on we cut to her up in reverse cowgirl and then she moves into doggy, where we get some more nice shots before she spins around and takes the popshot on her belly. This was a good scene, Eve looked great and gave some nice energy, and she also looked into it. I really liked her hair here too!
Scene 6
      Getting back to Lauren, she tells us of this one elf that Santa has, who's such a hard worker, that he deserved a special gift...
      Taylor is a sexy looking girl with medium length brown hair and natural B cup tits. We see Trent as he plays with some annoying toy, then Taylor comes in. She says she's been sent by Santa and then quickly getting to work, she drops down and begins sucking him off. She does a nice job, taking him down her throat nicely, and we also get some nice close-ups of the action before he finally unloads in her mouth, which she pushes out to end the scene. This was a solid BJ scene with some great eye contact from Taylor, but I would have still preferred a full-on scene versus a BJ only scene...
Scene 7
Lauren Phoenix, Kurt Lockwood
      With Santa still passed out, Kurt (dressed as an elf) comes from off screen to talk to Lauren. He seems to notice her needs aren't being bet, so he offers his services. She accepts and the two sneak off to a different room as to not wake Santa.
      Lauren is a sexy and pretty girl with long brown hair and natural B cup tits. Quickly Kurt gets her out of her suit to finger her and then she gets him out of his outfit as well, dropping down to suck and deep throat his cock, even adding in some rimming on him too, after she does. Showing some strength, he picks her up for a standing 69, then we cut to the action as she rides him in reverse cowgirl. Stopping the action she gets off to clean his cock with her mouth, taking him down her throat nicely, then heads back up for more RC. Again she gets off and does some PTM action, but this time licks his asshole before getting into doggy where he continues to fuck her while we get some nice shots of the action. As he fucks her he does a head stomp and soon we cut to the anal as she's back up in RC and taking it up the ass. Un-mounting, she does ATM and rims him again, then moves on to her side for some spoon anal action. She stops the action for more ATM and then ends up back in spoon, taking the cock up her ass until Kurt's ready to cum. When he's ready, he delivers an open mouth facial and I think she pushes it out of her mouth. This was a solid scene, the two worked up a nice swear, but the scene felt a little redundant.
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