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House Of Ass - Review Cover

House Of Ass

(2005)
Director: Tristan Taormino
Posted: March 30, 2006
Reviewer: Terry (PL)
Verdict: Enjoyable

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Summary:

      This one gets a 7.25. I had read so many reviews highly praising this flick, so my hopes were pretty high for this flick, too bad it fell well short of those. I had a few issues with the premise of the flick. First I want to say I liked the idea, but I think it could have been executed better. Example: How can sex "just happen" when people intentionally clean up areas to have sex and pick out toys to have sex with? Sounds set up to me... To be quite honest, the best part of this DVD for me was where they all were talking (seemingly) candidly. That's what I wanted more of. Sex wise the flick was solid, as the score indicates, but you can find way better anal titles out there. And that was another problem I had, I seen the title of the flick and assumed it was an all anal flick... It wasn't, Sarah and Justine didn't take anal at any point. but since there was no claim of "all anal" on the cover and I think Tristan was going somewhere else with the title. I didn't deduct points, however it still annoyed me a little. Technically, this was a below average DVD. The lighting was pretty poor, lots of white outs and very dark scenes. Then there was that really windy outdoor scene, and to top that off the audio was low too. But for the record, the lighting was the biggest problem. Anyway, for a different all sex flick or to see Joanna (a girl I really dig) take it up the ass a few times, I would suggest checking it out, but I would suggest only a rental as I don't think it's worth buying. Hopefully Tristan does this again and the execution is a little better.

Extras:

      The extras on this disc consisted of some trailers, a photo gallery, a behind the scenes gallery, 20 minutes of behind the scenes and a bonus scene from "Fleshbacks" (I haven't seen it). I don't count footage from other movies as extras, so the bonus scene was excluded, so we ended up with the BTS. The BTS felt like a natural extension of the movie and were pretty interesting to me, and to top that off we got some action from Tristan too! +.25 for the extras.

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Scene 1

      Tristan opens up with an explanation of what she's trying to do and what she hopes is going to go down - basically she's wanting to make a porno version of MTV's "Real World" You know letting things happen "naturally". Anyway we soon see the group (Scott, Joanna, Justin Snyder, Jezabelle Bond, Sarah, Keeani and Marcus) as they talk about oral sex. Just as the conversation gets good we cut and see Tristan and Joanna at the "toy bar" as Joanna picks out a toy for her scene with Scott.

      Joanna is a sexy looking girl with long black hair and great, natural C cup tits! Once we get through some monolog from Joanna she gets to sucking off Scott. Despite his earlier comments against pussy eating, Scott splits her legs and dives in to just that, then slides up and fucks her. We get some nice shots of the action too. Stopping the action she does some PTM and deep throat action before Scott takes her over to a bathtub with water in it. He fucks her in reverse cowgirl, which was rather brief, then they get out and he fucks her on the side of it in missionary. Afterwards they do a little standing doggy action before Joanna ends up back down in missionary where she works her ass open with a toy while pumping her pussy with another toy (DPing herself). Setting the butt plug aside, Scott steps in to fill the void in her ass, then she moves up into doggy where she lose the toy and takes straight anal. We get some small gapes and then some reverse cowgirl anal, with some nice close-ups before Scott jerks off into her mouth; she swallows it down. This was an OK scene, nothing all that great really. Joanna and Scott had no ream chemistry but she took the decent too. There were lighting issues...

Scene 2

      Catching up with Sarah and Justine at the "toy bar" where they pick out a boat-load of toys and then head outside.

      Sarah is cute girl with long brown hair and natural B cup tits. Justine is a sexy looking girl with medium length red hair and natural B cup tits. After some kissing and exploring, Sarah dives in first and begins eating out Justine. Flipping over onto her back, Sarah gets her pussy eating too, which we get some nice shots of, then Justine has Sarah get up into doggy and use a vibrator on herself with Justine gives her ass a spanking before she grabs a rather interesting dildo (a tuning fork!) and uses it on Sarah. Eventually Sarah looks to orgasm and then Justine takes her turn with a toy, getting fucked by Sarah in a strap-on. Justine looks to give an "O" this time, so all is fair, then Justine finds herself in doggy with Sarah behind her, still pumping away until Justine cums again! Finally the scene comes to a close as Justine eats and fingers Sarah to one more orgasm and then the scene fades. This was a good scene, and it was fun too! However there were some problems... And those were the lighting, wind, and the camera men direction the action!.

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Scene 3

      After some more group talking and a little BJ sequence between Marcus and Sarah we get on to the next scene.

      Keeani is acute girl with medium length brown hair and natural A cup tits. Getting things started in front of a fireplace, Marcus starts off eating and fingering her before moving up to fuck her. The action is rather brief before the fucking stops for some extended PTM, then she moves up to cowgirl and in reverse cowgirl. Cutting away we see Keeani down in doggy for a bit, then ultimately she moves to her knees and takes an open mouth facial, which she swallows. This was an OK scene. It looked sexy and all but something was off, and it wasn't just the lighting (again....). Maybe there were some chemistry issues?

Scene 4

Joanna Angel, Mr. Marcus

      The next day Tristan reads us a letter that Justin had left, telling her that he and Jezebelle couldn't do the scene. So after a little back story we move along to Joanna talking of her first interracial scene, then of course we get on with it.

      Once the scene gets past the opening tit sucking and eating, Marcus breaks out a big toy, lubes it up and then fucks her with it. We get some nice shots of the action and then it's set aside so Joanna can give back with some head too. Finally it's time to "pop her cherry", so to speak, so she lays back and Marcus slips his cock in her; fucking her missionary and then in doggy. Cutting away we then watch her ride in reverse cowgirl, then cut again and see her bent over Marcus's knee. He lubes up her ass and works her little asshole open with a toy, then has her stay in doggy so he can slip in her ass. Flipping over she continues to take her ass pounding while rubbing her clit. She looks to cum and then flips back over into doggy. Of course Marcus stays in her ass, pounding until he cums, or at least that what they wanted us to believe.. I never see a drop of cum drip from her ass.... This was a good scene. It lost points on the fact Joanna looked to be in pain here and there and it also lost points on that popshot. Ah well, still my favorite scene of the flick.

Scene 5

      Kicking off the scene, all the girls are on a bed and getting down with some light choking sprinkled in. Finally Scott can't hold back any longer so he hops in and starts fucking Keeani in doggy. At that point Talon and Sanna, the replacements for Jezebelle and Justin, show up. Sanna jumps right into the action with the girls. Scott than takes Keeani to reverse cowgirl, which I guess inspired Talon because he went over and got Sanna so they could go at it. Scott and Talon switch girls for a bit while Joanna takes anal from a toy. Keeani also takes a little anal and then drops to her knees to take an open mouth facial. She swallows the cum down and then the Sanna and Keeani turn their attention to Talon, taking his load across their asses to end the scene. This was a pretty good scene. Lots of action and it was pretty decently filmed too, but again we had lighting issues.

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