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Jordan's Anal Hotties - Review Cover

Jordan's Anal Hotties

(2007)
Director: Jordan Hart
Posted: April 02, 2011
Run time: 134 Min (2 hr 14 min)
Reviewer: Jack Dup
Reaction: Very Good
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Summary:
      Final Rating: 8.0
Final Thoughts: Yes, it's an anal movie, but not in the truest sense. As much as I love Zafira, it was very disappointing that she never took Tom's pecker up her rear. I mean, a dildo just doesn't cut it. Katalin also didn't get her bottom penetrated, and failed to generate much heat with Eve. The girls tend to the young and cute side, particularly in the first scene. Jennifer looked great and worked wonderfully with Frank. The foursome wasn't bad, but Angelina and Simony are typically a lot filthier and didn't fully meet my expectations. Most of the bonuses here are good. The BTS footage lasts over forty minutes and has its share of amusing moments. The teases take up more than ninety minutes, but the girls cries are completely drowned out by the music. The bonus scene isn't anything special and is totally unrelated to the Euro genre. All in all, this isn't a bad movie and features some hotties. The absence of ATM hurts it and it also gets docked points for the lack of true anal.
Extras:
      Bonus Scene with Raven Sky, Behind the Scenes, Photo Gallery, Teases, Trailers, Web Access
Details:
Scene 1
      The very cute Amanda looks on while Nick munches on Susanna. She joins him before the blowjobs begin. Neither is that great of a sucker, but they sure look sexy in their outfits. Each chick has her puss worked over before getting it up the bung. None of the girls go from ATM, making it apparent that this will not be an overly filthy movie. There's a bit of light lez eating while Nick taps away, but nothing genuinely hardcore. His load slowly dribbles its way from his cock onto both tongues.
Scene 2
      Eve is busy doing her nails, but forgets the task once Katalin starts suckling her nips. Ms. Kiraly works her mouth south for a bit of clitoral stimulation, then Eve returns the favor. A dildo is broken out and worked into Katalin's puss by Eve. The same thing happens to Eve, but anally as well. The scene feels incomplete because Katalin never takes it up the rear.
Scene 3
Jennifer Love, Frank Gunn
      This might be the hottest scene of the lot. Although there's very little kissing between Jennifer and Frank, they go well together. The action commences with Frank's eating of breasts and vagina. During her oral, Jennifer isn't so much about depth as she is about mixing it up by sucking on Frank's balls. As he's inside her coochie, she does some nice riding and banging of her own. Clearly, she likes her sex a bit rough. Frank taps away at her rear in fine fashion before doing a good job of popping onto her mouth and one tit.
Scene 4
Angelina Crow, Simony Diamond, Frank Gunn, James Brossman
      After having a little breakfast meeting, the guys get frisky by feeling up the ladies. Frank is initially paired with Angelina while James sticks to Simony. They each do some eating and James tends to work his fingers into Simony's slit. Neither chick gives a great blow before the sex. They swap guys once during the vaginal. After that, it's onto the anal. The highlight here is the DP action, which is solely for Simony. Angelina rubs away at herself while her lady friend is worked over. Each of the guys let loose a big load on their mouth of choice.
Scene 5
Zafira, Tom
      The stunningly beautiful Zafira rubs her delectable vagina and works a dildo inside it prior to the arrival of Tom. If you watch the BTS, she mentions that this is her real life boyfriend of several years. They kiss and he also uses his mouth to pleasure her puss. She blows in energetic fashion and with a good amount of depth prior to the vaginal sex. Although this is supposed to be an anal movie, she never takes a real penis in her ass. Instead, Zafira opts to use a dildo on her butt while sucking away at Tom. I like the concluding handjob, but wish it'd result in more cum, as very little ends up on her face.
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