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Long Story Short - Review Cover

Long Story Short

(2002)

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Verdict: Skip It

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Summary:

      I'll give this one a 4.5. I was going to go for a 4, but the ending was quite entertaining. However the sex in this title was rather disappointing. The story line was the same, disappointing, and never gets resolved... Unless you are one of those who are OK with a really empty ending, even for a porno. I can say Savanna looked as hot as I have seen her, but even her looks can't save this one from mediocrity.

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Scene 1

Savanna Samson, Steven St. Croix

      First up we have Savanna and Steven. Savanna is a very beautiful girl with medium length blonde hair and fake C cup tits (with pierced nipples and clit now!). Savanna is on the run from someone and Steven graciously allows her into his house for cover. Once the threat passes, Savanna shows him gratitude and then there is a cut to her sucking his dick. She does a few deep throats on him, then moves to >a 69. Steven returns the favor earlier, doing some quick solo eating. He then picks Savanna up, spins around, sits down and she rides him in the cowgirl position. Without warning then cut to Steven pounding away at her in missionary. He continues doing so until he's ready to go and pops all over her chest and stomach. This was an OK scene, not a lot of chemistry and lots of obvious editing.

Scene 2

      Next up we have Savanna and Michelle. Michelle is an attractive girl with short blonde hair and natural B cup tits. The set up to this for this one is Savanna is recalling a threesome she had a few nights ago with a girlfriend and a guy. Someone in a ape out fit sits at a table, and eventually falls asleep, as the girls start the show rolling and engage in a 69. Michelle then gets out the double dong and Savanna takes over, fucking Michelle with it. They move to standard position (crotch to crotch), to utilize the double dong for a bit before cutting to Savanna on her back and Michelle fucking Savanna with a blue vibrator. Savanna then turns the tables, using the vibe on Michelle who does seem to cum, ending the scene. Another OK scene here. Chemistry was again on the low side but both ladies, especially Savanna, look good.

Scene 3

Michelle Michaels, Marty Romano

      For this scene we have Michelle and Marty. The set up to this scene is the girls (Savanna and Michelle) are stranded in the middle of nowhere and Marty gives them a ride; Michelle is kind enough to repay him with sex. As we catch up to the two, Marty is chowing down on Michelle, then of course she returns the favor, but at least we get some good angles. Michelle then hops up on Marty, cowgirl and then the cut to her in a doggy position. They cut once again, this time with Michelle and Marty in a missionary position going at it until he's ready to pop; he does so all over her face and neck. This was an extremely bland scene, no chemistry and no enthusiasm...

Scene 4

Alex Foxe, Mickey G.

      Here we have Alex and Mickey. Nikita is a pretty girl with medium length brown hair and fake C cup tits. The set up for this one is the girls, after their long and tiresome trip, stop by a porn studio. Well their pal (Mickey) is busy with talent and they make their way back to a room to crash, and we stay with Mickey and Alex. As we catch up with the two Nikita is sucking Mickey off as he films it, he then returns the favor, Alex seems to really enjoy it and seems to cum too. Mickey sets the camera up and then she starts riding him reverse cowgirl. They continue in doggy, then we cut to Alex on her back and Mickey strokes off into her mouth and she swallows. This was an OK scene, the most heat this one had though, was at the beginning of the scene where Alex has her orgasm.

Scene 5

Nakita Kash, Savanna Samson, Cheyne Collins, Eric Masterson

      In this scene we have Savanna and Cheyne working together, as well as Nikita and Eric working together. Nikita is an average looking girl with medium length brown hair and natural B cup tits. The set up here is Michelle left her fingernail polish back on the set here Mickey and Alex were, so they head back to get it and Mickey is shooting another scene. The girls want to watch but one has to accommodate Cheyne since he's partner less and Savanna is the lucky girl. Both ladies start off with giving head to their respective partners, and soon Eric blows his load on Nikita's chest but Savanna and Cheyne keep going. They start off in a missionary position, then Savanna moves to cowgirl before Cheyne pulls out and pops on her ass cheek. This scene was actually below average, again very little chemistry and the scene its self was very short and unenthusiastic.

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