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Summary:

      This gets a +5.25. In summary, MILF Thing 5 starts with a bang, but ends with a whimper. The first two scenes are worth watching, but for some reason the quality of the women after that is pretty low. Because of that, this DVD is at best a RENTAL.

Extras:

      The extras include an average slide show and a ~20 minute bonus scene starring a sexy Roxy Rocket. The camera starts capturing her from the time she's getting her makeup done for the scene and all the way to the actual scene where she strips for the camera. After posing for the camera, she grabs on two lucky cocks and strokes and sucks away. It's safe to say that this is not the first time with two men at once. After the excellent foreplay, the scene becomes a full-blown threesome. This excellent vaginal-only scene ends with two mega money shots that mess up her pretty face of hers. The extras are worth +.75.

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Scene 1

      Diana Doll is an attractive 30 yo blonde wearing a form-fiting dress along with stripper heels. She begins to ever so slowly hitch up her dress to reveal her matching undies. This leads to her playing with herself, which makes her nice and moist for the imminent scene. Before that happens, she lets the cameraman grope her. By this time, her meat puppet enters the scene and it doesn't take too long she's sucking on cock. She's so good at it that she makes her veteran meat puppet cum too soon! Instead of getting pissed off, she swallows the jizz and shows the camera. The pair continues with round two where her partner actually lasts beyond the foreplay. This leads to the energetic vaginal intercourse, which occurs in several different positions. Although she's 30, she has a firm rockin' body with all the right curves! Anyway, the scene ends with a cumshot into her open-mouth, which she subsequently swallows!

Scene 2

Julia Taylor, Lauro Giotto, Nick Lang

      Next up is the European pornstar Julia Taylor who is probably the European equivalent of Tiffany Mynx. Needless to say, she's way beyond her peak, but that doesn't mean she isn't a good lay! She's wearing slutty apparel while she uses her digits to get at her bottom holes. After she's primed and ready to go, her two blindfolded meat puppets enter the scene. She has her way with them since she sits on their faces! Soon, she takes off their blindfolds and the threesome is underway! For some reason, only her ass and mouth gets a dick-thrashing. In the end, she takes two open-mouthed facials and swallows like a seasoned veteran that she is! This is a good scene, but could have been much better if there were more variation.

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Scene 3

      Sarah cannot compete with the prior two in the looks department. Furthermore, she let her body go since she would be considered plus-size. Anyway, she compensates these negatives by giving up all her holes. After the oral, she lets the two guys fuck her ass and pussy even at the same time. In the end, they cum in her mouth and then she swallows. As far as the sex is concerned, she gets fucked hard, but the scene isn't memorable she just isn't particularly attractive.

Scene 4

Maya Blondy, James Brossman, Mugur

      Maya Blondy is a step or two up on the looks department as compared to Sarah, but this doesn't mean anything since Maya is average at-best. The blonde wears some sexy patterned hosiery while she sits on the masked mopes' faces. After the foreplay, she lets them fuck her pussy and mouth hard. She keeps the energy throughout, but it's safe to say that she's not a deepthroat specialist. In the end, they jizz in her open mouth before she swallows! All in all, it's a decent scene, but not particularly replayable.

Scene 5

Nina S., Frank Gunn

      The penultimate scene stars Nina S., a 40ish looking German brunette, who is probably tied along with Merci as the ugliest woman on this DVD. After the tease, her meat puppet thoroughly fucks all her holes. Things take an unusual and an unwelcomed twist when a dildo power-tool enters the scene to give the elderly dame the good old one-two. In the end, she takes a messy facial while she gives a creepy blank stare to the camera as if she were trying to think of something nice to counteract her negative thoughts. This is another scene not worth watching.

Scene 6

Merci, Mugur

      Last up is Merci and you probably know my stance on her looks by now. The ugly blonde wears a really slutty black dress. After her ass takes some hard slapping from the director, her meat puppet enters the scene. What she lacks in looks, she makes up by giving good head and being energetic throughout. Finally, he jizzes on her below-average face.

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