Not Married With Children XXX
(2009)
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Featuring:
Allyssa Hall, Brittany O'Connell, Brooke Belle, Emy Reyes, India Summer, Kagney Linn Karter, Madison Scott, Brad Hardy, Dane Cross, Eric Swiss, Nick Manning, Reno
Director:
Will Ryder
Posted: November 26, 2009
Run time: 133 Min (2 hr 13 min)
Reviewer:
Terry (PL)
Reaction: Very Good
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Summary:
This one gets an 8.25. So looking at that score, keep in mind, extras were calculated into it. So.... Either I'm getting somewhat jaded to the "sitcums" or I just held this to a high standard
considering Married With Children is my favorite TV show of all time. Watching it I wasn't as overwhelmed with Eric's performance, not that it was bad by no means, but it
could have been more refined. Brittany, India and Kagney seemed to hit their respective nails on the head, but Dane was a flop! I felt his character was poorly acted, resembling "Bud" very little
in looks or acting. And speaking of Dane, his scene was the biggest letdown as well. The sex between he and Brooke wasn't bad, but I really felt Allyssa and Emy were under used. They really
served no real purpose in the scene. The other sex scenes were solid, as I expect from Will and the gang at X-Play. Even though I did get a kick out of the storyline, I just couldn't get into
it as much as I did on the previous installment. Like I said, maybe because it touched on my most coveted TV show... I'm not sure, but this is just a recommended rental from me.
Extras:
No shortage of extras on this disc... There were 4 behind the scenes sections, totaling over 1 hour and 35+ minutes! Additionally, there was 9 minutes of bloopers, a pic gallery and some trailers:
Not The Cosby's XXX
Not The Brady's XXX: Marcia, Marcia, Marcia!
Not Three's Company XXX
Not Bewitched XXX
The extras were great, and on par with the other stuff X-Play has put out. Easily a +1 from me with over an hour and 40 minutes of bonus footage.
Not The Cosby's XXX
Not The Brady's XXX: Marcia, Marcia, Marcia!
Not Three's Company XXX
Not Bewitched XXX
The extras were great, and on par with the other stuff X-Play has put out. Easily a +1 from me with over an hour and 40 minutes of bonus footage.
Details:
Scene 1
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After being outsold and shown-up by his co-worker (played by Brad), Eric (playing Al) heads home to an empty dinner table and a wife watching TV. He gets frustrated and gets ready to head out to the
bar, but gets roped into talking to Kagney (playing Kelly) about the birds and the bees by Britney (playing Peg). He don't get far before Kelly spits it out, she knows all about it, "Never let the
guy cum inside you!", she says... She learned it in school! As she heads back up stairs to "get something ready" for her date later, India (playing Marci) comes over. She and Britney talk about how
frustrated she is with Dino (playing Steve), but Eric shows her just how much she should appreciate Steve... So anyway, Eric yells up to Kagney, who's still working on "getting ready", and we get
to see what that is...
Kagney is a sexy looking girl with long blonde hair and fake D cup tits.
Starting with a vibe on her clit, she works it some, then tosses it aside in favor of
the old fashioned way; with her fingers.
But she ends up back with the toy, working her clit some more before
pushing it in her pussy. Eventually she gives an "O" to close out a pretty average solo scene.
Scene 2
India Summer, Nick Manning
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So back down stairs, Eric tells Britney of the horrible new shoe salesmen at the store, which makes her none too happy about someone taking her job - making fun of Eric 
. Anyway, later that night
Eric dreams of the "douche bag back at work", and wakes up. Heading down stairs he for some milk, he walks by Kagney and her date, whom she's blowing... After Eric runs him off, we catch up to the
"pre-divorce party" as Eric puts it - 
, that Britney is throwing for India, while Eric teases Dino about the party. Back to the party, the stripper (Nick) get a BJ from one of the girls, then
India takes him up stairs for a "private dance"!
. Anyway, later that night
Eric dreams of the "douche bag back at work", and wakes up. Heading down stairs he for some milk, he walks by Kagney and her date, whom she's blowing... After Eric runs him off, we catch up to the
"pre-divorce party" as Eric puts it - , that Britney is throwing for India, while Eric teases Dino about the party. Back to the party, the stripper (Nick) get a BJ from one of the girls, then
India takes him up stairs for a "private dance"!
India is a very sexy woman with medium length brown hair and natural B cup tits. Nick gets her out of her top and she gets to
sucking on his cock,
which we got some nice POV shots of, then with her pants off, Nick eats her pussy. Cutting away, India rides reverse cowgirl, and it was nice how she grinded on it... Very nice... So, after
getting off and tasting her pussy off the dick,
she gets in doggy to get some more cock. Cutting away, India is standing and still taking it from behind, but this time we get some more POV shots
before she and Nick go up on the bed in spoon.
Getting down on her knees, Nick jerks off into her open mouth. He "drops" a big load in her mouth too, which she pushed it out. A very nice scene here,
India looked great and fit Marcie's role/look well.
Scene 3
Allyssa Hall, Brooke Belle, Emy Reyes, Dane Cross
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The next morning Britney and Kagney are recovering from the party the night before when Eric comes looking for the emergency gas money they keep - which got spent on the stripper... Well with it
gone, Al finds a way to work, only to be met with the news he's on probation at work... Desperate he seeks the help of the new shoe salesman to spice up his game. Which the guy not only agrees to
help Eric keep his job, but gives him two very special VIP passes to a spa. Later that night, Eric gets caught trying to hide the two tickets by Dane (playing Bud). Offering to hide them, Dane
takes one for himself and runs off to the spa. Surrounded by hot girls, his imagination kicks in, and he's surrounded by naked girls!
Allyssa is a sexy looking girl with long blonde hair and natural C cup tits. Emy is a cute girl with medium length black hair and natural B cup tits.
Brooke is an attractive girl with long blonde hair and fake D cup tits. Brooke takes charge, getting Dane naked,
sucking and deep throating his cock as Allyssa and Emy keep themselves busy; kissing and such.
Up to reverse cowgirl, Brooke rides while we get some nice close-ups while Allyssa and Emy keep on watching. Cutting away, Brooke continues to take the cock while on her side/back in a chair
which we got she's bent over in doggy.
And we got some nice POV shots while she fingered her own butt too. So wrapping it up, Brooke gets on her knees as Dane jerks off on her face, and
giving a big load too. A very "meh" scene. It wasn't bad but it wasn't good. I though Allyssa and Emy were wasted.
Scene 4
Madison Scott, Brad Hardy
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Waking up to a rather "rude awakening", the girls rush him off and we catch up with Eric as Brad gives him some pointers on how to do some sales. Eric does so, with some unexpected results
- . Later on, Brad shows him how it's done, and in big fashion too...
. Later on, Brad shows him how it's done, and in big fashion too...
Allyssa is a sexy looking girl with long blonde hair and natural C cup tits. Emy is a cute girl with medium length black hair and natural B cup tits.
Brooke is an attractive girl with long blonde hair and fake D cup tits. Brooke takes charge, getting Dane naked,
sucking and deep throating his cock as Allyssa and Emy keep themselves busy; kissing and such.
Up to reverse cowgirl, Brooke rides while we get some nice close-ups while Allyssa and Emy keep on watching. Cutting away, Brooke continues to take the cock while on her side/back in a chair
which we got she's bent over in doggy.
And we got some nice POV shots while she fingered her own butt too. So wrapping it up, Brooke gets on her knees as Dane jerks off on her face, and
giving a big load too. A very "meh" scene. It wasn't bad but it wasn't good. I though Allyssa and Emy were wasted.
Scene 5
Brittany O'Connell, Eric Swiss
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Later that night, in bed with Britney, Eric tells her what happened. Immediately she sees an opening to get Brad fired, but she seemed focused on checking out these "mints" that Brad left behind
- one he gave to Madison before she went hog wild over him... Both pop the mints and sparks fly!
Brittany is a very attractive and sexy woman with medium length red and fake D cup tits. In the bed, Brittany starts off with a little head, but
then turns it into a 69 before
ending up in cowgirl. We get some POV shots and she does some nice grinding of the cock, then we cut to her in doggy. Flipping
Brittany over to missionary, Eric pounds her pussy
and again we get some nice POV shots,
then we cut to her in spoon. Wrapping it up, Eric cums on her chest. Another good scene, Brittany did a nice job fucking and maintaining "Peg's" look.
Scene 6
Kagney Linn Karter, Reno
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Now knowing these things are just more than mints, Eric then employees Kagney to help him set up Brad, to get him fired. The plan goes perfectly. Kagney then gets a ride home, and shows the guy
who gave her a ride how much she really appreciated it!
The scene begins with some kissing and pussy eating, then
Kagney uses her mouth and tits to message Reno's dick; which we get some POV shots of.
On to the fucking, Kagney rides reverse cowgirl first,
then gets fucked in doggy before slipping down to her belly. We got some nice shots of the action too, and I really liked how she worked the cock.
Very sexy. After some more POV shots, we cut to a nice shot of her bouncing on the man-meat in cowgirl,
then Reno takes Kagney to missionary. Getting down on her knees, she takes an open mouth
facial, but pushes the cum out. A good scene here. Kagney looked great and worked the dick nicely in almost every position. Nice!
As for the ending....well you can watch the movie
As for the ending....well you can watch the movie
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