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Not The Cosbys XXX - Review Cover

Not The Cosbys XXX

(2009)
Director: Will Ryder
Posted: July 29, 2009
Run time: 149 Min (2 hr 29 min)
Reviewer: Terry (PL)
Reaction: Must See!
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Summary:
      This one gets a 9.00. Growing up I watched The Cosby show on and off, never as much as I watched other shows though. And as someone who likes Bill Cosby, wow, the guy they got to play Bill in this movie was very good! Not only in mannerisms, but in looks as well. Which had to be a big selling point in the movie. The rest of the cast did a solid job as well, with Misty doing a very good job in her role. Not so much as an identical replication of the character, but a well acted role. However, I wasn't impressed with Monica's role. She looked the part, but she was the stiffest of the whole cast. Delivering her lines very rigidly. Sex was, all the way around solid, although I was a little let down by the orgy scene. It fell kind of flat, but the other scenes made up for it. Will and company have struck another good parody, and with this being a very fun movie with a fun story line, I can't recommend this one enough. Even if you aren't a Cosby Show fan, it's a fun watch.
Extras:
      Wow...where do I start? I'm not sure I have seen this many extras on a feature; this was even a double disc set though, extras on the second disc. Ok let's break this down as best I can. There were 4 segments to the behind the scenes, which ended up being almost 2 hours worth (118 min). Then there were 3 bonus scenes: Teagan and Even Stone from Not The Bradys XXX Marcia, Marcia, Marcia, Brynn Tyler and Eric Swiss from Not Three's Company XXX and Jenna Haze and Mike Horner from not Bewitched XXX. Also there was almost 2 hours (118 min) of behind the scenes, broken up into 4 segments, then there were cast interviews, which lasted a little over an hour (123 min). Moreover, there was the normal director/producer travelogue, 18 minutes of behind the music, 22 minutes of shooting the sex and 10 minutes of bloopers. And even more... 30 minutes of the cast reading their lines, in street clothes, and also some trailers:
Britney Rears #3
Not The Brady's XXX Marcia, Marcia, Marcia
Not Bewitched XXX
Not Three's Company XXX
Easily a +1 here, and more if I could go that high. Lots of great moments and fun, but the best thing to me was there was no doubt about it, we WILL be getting a Not The Cosby's XXX!
Details:
Scene 1
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      Clair (Monica Foster) and Denise (Misty Stone) are talking about college, then Sondra shows up and Misty starts talking about sex, at which point her boyfriend calls. Apparently there's a slumber party later that evening and even though it's supposed to be a girls-only slumber party, he's been invited. Being a bit "tuckered out", she then heads up to her bedroom for a nap before the party.
      Misty is a very pretty and sexy girl with short brown hair and natural B cup tits. Lying on the bed, Misty plays with her pussy, which we get plenty of nice close-ups of, then she lubes up her box keeps rubbing it. Putting a nice glimmer to the kitty. And there were some nice shots of her dipping a couple fingers in her pussy and opening it up for us some. Anyway, she then gets into doggy and keeps on playing with her pussy and adding in some ass play too. I really liked how she fucked her own finger too. Cutting away, Misty is on her back, working her pussy with a toy, which we get some nice close-ups of, then she rolls the action into doggy. A very nice solo scene, Misty is a very sexy girl and she pulled this off perfectly.
Scene 2
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      Later on, we catch up to Misty and her boyfriend (Dick James) as they arrive at the slumber party. And quickly Misty notices there's something not right about this party... There's another guy there and he's making out with a girl right out in the open! Bells go off in Misty's head, so she bolts, but Dick stays back for some action.
      Jaelyn is an attractive girl with long blonde hair and natural B cup tits. Jenny is a sexy girl with long blonde hair and natural B cup tits. Lana is an attractive girl with long black hair and natural B cup tits. Sarah is a sexy girl with long blonde hair and fake D cup tits. Tori is a very sexy girl with long brown hair and natural A cup tits. Noticing Dick stuck around, Sarah knows he's interested in the action, she get drops to her knees, forcing her throat on the dick. Jaelyn then comes over and joins her while Tori lends her mouth to Jay's cock and Jenny eats Lana's box. With Lana in doggy, she begins blowing Jay as Jenny eats her ass and Tori disappears from the scene. Jenny then breaks off into some solo action with a toy, but it didn't take too long before Sarah jumped in to help her. Lana then takes to the cock, riding Jay in cowgirl while Jaelyn takes Dick's dick in doggy Jenny and Jaelyn then get together as Dick tried to fuck Sarah, but things didn't quite work out... So then we cut and Jay's fucking her while Lana deep throats Dick's cock and rides it reverse cowgirl. With Lana still taking Dick, in doggy, Jaelyn throats Jay's cock while Sarah eats Jenny's ass. The action goes on for a few more, then Sarah finally gets' some of Dick's cock in her in missionary. Wrapping this thing up, Sarah takes a facial, Lana takes an open mouth facial and swallows it. This was an alright orgy scene. It didn't flow well I thought, but some nice action in it. My biggest question is where did Tori go? And why weren't there more guys?
Scene 3
Tori Black, Tyler Knight
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      Back home, Misty lightly touches on the crap that went down at the party with Cliff, Monica and Theo (Tyler Knight), skirting the whole sex/make-out thing perfectly. A little later on Theo's buddy "Roach" (Tee Reel) shows up with Knicks tickets! But Tyler is keen on hitting up this slumber party, so after a litter persuasion, they gif Cliff the tickets and head to the party. Showing up, they see what they couldn't imagine... Hot naked chicks all over. Tori comes over and takes special interest in Tyler, so he heads off with her while the rest go skinny dipping.
      Tori finds his lollipop, licking and sucking on it, while we get some nice POV shots of the action. Cutting away, Tyler licks her kitty, then we cut to her riding the cock in reverse cowgirl. In cowgirl, she rocks the cock wonderfully, then with Tori in doggy, Tyler stuffs his dick in her. After some nice close-ups, they do some spooning before Tori gets on her knees to take Tyler's load in her mouth; swallowing it down. A good scene, Tori looked great and gave a nice performance.
Scene 4
Monica Foster, Danny Mountain
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      The next day, Cliff and Monica decide to take Misty to where she's going to be going to college. And as it so happens, she's got the same exact dorm room as her mom did 20+ years ago. A "girl" talk about one of the boys Monica was hot on comes up, so as Cliff heads off, Monica tells the story to Denise, then starts reminiscing of the times she had with "Boom Boom".
      Monica is a pretty girl with long black hair and great, natural C cup tits. On a bed, the two do some heavy kissing before Danny turns his attention to those beautiful tits. Serving up the cock, she does a nice and sloppy BJ, making herself tear up. We also got some POV shots. her in reverse cowgirl. Down in doggy, we get some POV shots again, then cut to Monica getting fucked in missionary; again with some nice POV shots. Down on her knees, she sucks him for a few until he ends up cumming on her face. A pretty decent scene here, although Monica could have looked more into it. She looked great though.
Scene 5
Melody Jackson, Tee Real
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      Being sure to NOT talk about the things she did, Monica stops the conversation and the two girls head off to find Cliff. Then while everyone is away, Tee shows up looking for Tyler. Vanessa (Melody Jackson) tells him no one's home, so seeing his chance he takes it. But makes a game of it first, playin' spin the bottle.
      Melody is a cute girl with short black hair (a wig) and natural C cup tits. With Melody and Tee on a couch, the two begin with some kissing, then Tee gets her into a game of spin the bottle, and that leads to him sucking on her tits and playing with her pussy. He focuses a bit more on her pussy, eating it before she sucks his cock hard in POV. Up to cowgirl, she rides a few, then gets off for some doggy. It was sexy how she fucked him back, and we also got some nice under-side close-ups of the action. Cutting away, Melody rides in reverse cowgirl, then we cut again, this time she's in spoon. After some nice close-ups, Melody gets on her knees as Tee cums in her mouth. Unfortunately it was a weak pop and I couldn't tell if she swallowed it or not. Melody has some great tits and she's very cute. I really like her and hope to see her in more flicks.
Scene 6
Misty Stone, Scott Lyons
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      Sometime later, we catch up with Misty as she talks to her friend on the phone about the college and her boyfriend being involved in that orgy... Anyway, she's met a boy up at that college and it just so happens his mom lives in the city, so he's got plans to make a visit. So later that evening with everyone out of the house, Scott shows up. While sitting on the couch, she's very up front with him. She's still a virgin and she's tired of being one, so she wants her cherry taken right now... But before things get going too far, they head up stairs, using her parent's room as the "magical spot".
      Having Scott lie down, she works her magic, sexily licking and sucking on the cock. Just some really sexy stuff, the girl really knows how to use her mouth and hands... In addition, we got some POV too! Anyway, Scott gives back with some pussy eating before fucking her in missionary. Moving up to cowgirl, she rides and grinds nicely, then gets off to taste her pussy before going to reverse cowgirl. Afterwards, we cut to Misty with her ass up in the air. Slowly Scott pushes in and gets pumping away, then when it's time she gets on her knees and takes an open mouth facial. It looked like she held the cum in her mouth and didn't swallow it. Wow, another good scene by this young lady. She' definitely on my must-watch list. She's smokin' hot!
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