Photographic Mammaries - Review Cover

Photographic Mammaries

(2003)
Director: Brandon Iron
Posted: June 12, 2004
Run time: 138 Min (2 hr 18 min)
Reviewer: Terry (PL)
Reaction: Very Good
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Summary:
      This one gets a 7.95. Well my expectations of this one was a bit high and I was a bit let down...The biggest problem in the movie was the lack of (or at least the lack of the look) interest from the girls. I mean the scene with Anita and Mike looked painful, she was so dry looking! In addition to that there were some lighting issues sprinkled here and there. This one is recommended as a rental for most unless you a big fan of big natural tits, in which case this defiantly delivers and delivers quite well. Also on that note I would have liked to seen the cumshots on the tits since it is a tit movie, but that really didn't factor into the review itself. Hopefully the second volume comes out better, I know I like the cast in that one a little better, so I'm keeping my fingers crossed. Solid work Brandon and PXP, but plenty of room for improvement.
Extras:
      Well nothing new here from a Brandon Iron/Platinum X DVD, this one was loaded with extras. There was 2+ minutes of tease action from the sexy ass Jane Darling, a featurette of the photo shoot that lasted 11+ minutes, 8+ minutes of behind the scenes and a 5 minute bonus scene of Anita sucking and tit fucking Brandon in POV - taking the pop on her chest. They also give us a cum shot recap, a photo gallery, cast list, director's bio, previews and web info! I have said it once, I'll say it again, THIS IS HOW EXTRAS ARE DONE! They were a little on the short side (but plentiful) so I'm not awarding my coveted +1 for extras, but I will give a +.75, which I think is well warranted.
Details:
Scene 1
Avy Scott, Sean Michaels
      Avy is a very sexy looking girl with medium length blonde hair and natural D cup tits. The scene begins with us watching Avy going through a photo shoot, looked like the box cover shoot, then eventually see her with Sean. Dropping down to her knees, she quickly gets to work sucking and deep throating his cock with some of the footage in POV; hell she even tit fucked him too! Looking up and Sean, Avy asks "Will you fuck me, please?", then he soon stands her up, takes her panties off to show off her holes and then cut to her on the couch. She's playing with and fingering her pussy as Brandon gets some nice shots of the action, then Sean enters to eat and finger her before fucking her and we get some very nice shots here as well. Cutting away we then see him sitting as she goes up to cowgirl, again with some nice shots, then after a bit she remounts in reverse cowgirl. Afterwards Avy then moves into doggy for a while, then we cut again and see her sitting back as Sean tit fucks her a little more before sliding down t fuck her while she's on her side/back. Eventually he cums, delivering an open mouth facial, which she swallows down and even cleans the cum off her, eating it as well! This was a very good scene. Avy looked GREAT and they had some very nice chemistry, but the lighting could have stood to be a little better.
Scene 2
Anita Queen, Michael Stefano
      Anita is a pretty girl with medium length brown hair and natural DD cup tits. After the opening photo shoot we then cut to her wandering inside to meet up with Mike. She takes a seat on his lap as he begins sucking on her tits, jiggling them around also, and eventually he stands up and she drops down to begin sucking his cock. Anita then moves to the couch, laying back, as Mike moves up on her chest to fuck her tits, soon moving Anita to her side (as well as moving her panties to the side) to start spoon fucking her; we get some nice shots here too. Moving her up, she rides in reverse cowgirl a little bit, then Mike picks her up for a little flying reverse cowgirl! Setting her down she gets into doggy as he moves in fuck her pussy a little, then slides out, thumb fucks her butt hole, then slides his cock into her ass to get the anal action started - He tried to get Anita to gape, but at best he was getting small ones. Anyway, he then takes a seat and pulls her up to reverse cowgirl, fucking her pussy then ass and showing off some small gapes before she gets into cowgirl. Mike cycles back and forth between her holes, then she gets into missionary as he keeps on "hole cycling". Eventually Mike ends up tit fucking her some more, then gives her a open mouth facial, which she pushes from her mouth. This was an OK scene at best, but fortunately it was filmed well. I had a couple problems with this scene. First the sex was way too dry (meaning her pussy didn't look wet at all), and second, she didn't look into it - actually she looked REALLY fake. I will say I liked the fact the outfit and panties were kept on , but out of the way, and I liked the natural "cut" she was sporting as well!
Scene 3
Lisa Sparkle, Leslie Taylor
      Lisa is an OK looking girl with long black hair and natural D cup tits. After the cuts from the photo shoot we see Lisa on a bed, topless, as Leslie enters the scene. They quickly begin kissing, then he moves on to sucking her tits briefly before moving on to fucking them. He keeps moving south, ending up between her legs, eating her out a little, then slides up and begins fucking her. Rolling her up, she rides in reverse cowgirl for a bit where we get some nice shots of the action, then moves into doggy as the pussy pumping action continues. Leslie pulls outs of her, taking a break to finger her ass (working in a few fingers), then pushes his cock into her ass - immediate having her show off some small gaping! Cutting away, we then watch as Lisa heads up to cowgirl anal, showing off some nice gapes, then un-mounts and does some pseudo ATM before heading up to reverse cowgirl anal. Afterwards she un-mounts again, this time doing some real ATM and getting into a 69 for a little bit, then cut to Lisa on her knees. Leslie tit fucks her until he's ready to cum, delivering an open mouth facial, which she pushes from her mouth. This was a solid scene. Neither of the two impressed me, but they held their own quite well and made for a solid scene to watch.
Scene 4
Misty (euro), Brandon Iron
      Misty is a good-looking girl with medium length brown hair and natural D cup tits. After the photo shoot we see Misty oiling up her tits as Brandon enters to help her out. Soon he stands up and removes his pants with Misty quickly taking his cock and sucking it - some of the action was in POV too. He then has her get into doggy, takes her panties off, rims her, eats her pussy, fingers her pussy and then moves up and fucks her briefly (in doggy). Afterwards Misty moves to her side as Brandon keeps pumping away on her, sucking and licking her feet and toes, then we cut to her riding in reverse cowgirl. Moving along we then cut again and see Misty on her back/side, getting fucked of course, then cut to her taking a perfect open mouth facial from Brandon (all the cum landed in her mouth), which she swallowed down! This was an OK scene. Misty didn't seem that into the sex at all and the scene was too short.
Scene 5
Jane Darling, Michael Stefano, Steve Holmes
      Jane is a sexy looking girl with medium length blonde hair and natural DD cup tits. Once the photo shoot is out of the way we see Jane sitting on the couch as Steve and Mike enter the scene. She takes turns sucking each of their cocks, and of course they sucks her tits in return, then Steve slides down to eat her out and then fuck her as she continues to blow Mike. Going over to Mike, Jane rides in reverse cowgirl (virginally) for a bit, then he moves his cock into her ass. She bounces up and down a little on it before he (Mike) moves his cock into her ass as Steve steps in to DP her. The guys DP her for quite a while, having her take DP in cowgirl and reverse cowgirl, as well as having her do ATM and some gaping in the process. Eventually we cut and see Jane on Steve in reverse cowgirl as we get some nice shots of the action and some nice gapes, then Mike and Steve switch roles. Afterwards, Jane gets into doggy as the guys take turns fucking her ass and making her gape. Cutting away we then see Jane on her knees getting tit fucked by Steve and then Mike before taking both of their loads in her mouth, swallowing them down in one big gulp! This was a good scene, however a bit too repetitive on the DP action. They could have either edited this down or broken the monotony with some other stuff.
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