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Roseanne: The XXX Parody
(2010)
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Featuring:
Dylan Ryder, Jules Sterling, Kelly Shibari, Kyla Paige, Violet Monroe, Jack Lawrence, Johnny Castle, Kris Slater, Tim Von Swine, Vin Vercose
Director:
Jim Enright
Posted: October 10, 2010
Run time: 85 Min (1 hr 25 min)
Reviewer:
Terry (PL)
Reaction: Average
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Summary:
This one gets a 5.00. Disappointed, it's the best word I can come up with about this title. My distaste for all these parodies is growing, no doubt, but this was just poorly done. The cast
looked pretty damn good, looks wise. And the sex wasn't all that bad, although some scenes seemed overly short, but the rest of the movie flops. Big time. The acting was pretty bad, in fact
you could watch some reading lines off cards. Also, the set(s) looked nothing like the one we all know and love from the T.V. show and the comedy wasn't all that good either. This is a
very skip-able title, and that's my recommendation.
Extras:
Extras were THIN.... WAY too thin, only photos. With as many parodies out there, extras are a MUST, besides, the movie was only an hour and a half. -.50 for the lack of extras.
Details:
Scene 1
Dylan Ryder, Vin Vercose
Tim (Dan), Kelly (Roseanne), Kris (David) and Violet (Darlene) are all sitting down for Thanks giving dinner, talking about how they miss Vin (DJ) being there, when he calls from college. He lets
them know how much he misses them, but it's time to get back to
studying; anatomy... So after hanging up, he starts in on Dylan (his teacher), kissing her.
Dylan is a sexy looking girl with short black hair and fake DD cup tits. Vin starts with sucking on her tits, then moves on to eatin' her
pussy. She gives back with some head too, giving
a sexy BJ! On to the sex, she starts off in spoon, then moves over
onto her back for a bit. Soon Dylan ends up on her knees, stroking and sucking
Vin off until he cums on her face.
Scene 2
Violet Monroe, Kris Slater
Back at the dinner table, Violet (Darlene) somehow gets on the topic of sex, then we flash back to one of Kris's (David) "more adventurous" moments with Violet (Darlene)
Violet is a cute girl with medium length red hair and natural B cup tits. While sucking on her tits, Kris gets her out of her panties and
eats her pussy. Violet does some
nice deep throating action in return, then we cut to
her riding reverse cowgirl and side saddle. After stopping for some PTM, Violet gets down on all
fours to take the cock some more, then we cut to
her in missionary. As the scene comes to a close, Kris jerks off onto her face and we move on.
Scene 3
Jules Sterling, Johnny Castle
Wrapping up her discussion, Jules (Becky) comes in to join the family at dinner. So to make things even more uncomfortable, Violet brings up the time she caught Jules (Becky) and
Johnny (some jock), getting it on.
Jules is an attractive girl with short blonde hair and natural B cup tits. Johnny gets Jules's out of her cloths, tastes her ass, then she
gets to working on his cock; sucking it. Up to cowgirl Jules goes and we get some
nice close-ups, and she looked nice and wet too! Moving around,
she rides reverse cowgirl, then gets into
doggy.
Johnny give her asshole a little love again, then slips in her pussy.
Jules breaks for some PTM action, then takes a little more dick in spoon as we get some nice close-ups again, then
cut to Jules on her knees as Johnny jerks his load onto her face. A good one too.
Scene 4
Kyla Paige, Jack Lawrence
Just as Violet (Darlene) wraps up Jules's (Becky) little sexcapade, Kelly fields a call from Kyla (Jackie). Apparently she's going to be to be tied up at work, working the "swing" shift, but as
soon as she's off the phone with Kelly, she's going her own "swinging" with Jack...
Kyla is a very attractive girl with long brown hair and fake D cup tits. The two kiss as they undress, then they exchange head for a few
minutes before
Kyla takes her first bit of cock on her back. Climbing up
to reverse cowgirl, she keeps on going, then she gets fucked in doggy. And we get some
very nice close-ups and some
pussy gaping (small ones)!
Wrapping things up, Kyla gets on her knees as Jack jerks a load off into her mouth; she pushes it out.
Scene 5
Kelly Shibari, Tim Von Swine
So with all the dirty laundry between Violet (Darlene) and Jules (Becky) aired, Kelly (Rosanne) decides to air a bit of hers; telling one of her time with Tim (Dan).
Kelly is a decent looking girl with short black hair and natural DD cup tits. Kelly starts with gettin' those massive tits out, then gets
her panties off so
Tim can dive in. They do a little 69 action too, then cut to her
takin' the Swine's sausage on her side/back. Moving up behind her, Swine fucks her spoon, then
after some PTM,
Kelly lies on her belly as Tim gets her from above. Shortly afterwards Kelly's on her knees as Tim busts his wad on her chest.
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