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Tex-Ass Hole 'Em - Review Cover
Director: Dan Silver
Posted: June 12, 2007
Run time: 132 Min (2 hr 12 min)
Reviewer: Terry (PL)
Reaction: Very Good
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Summary:
      This one gets a 7.80. The premise of the movie was quite obvious, and suits the cause I guess. Technically it was a sound DVD, so no complaints there. And with a cast like this, there's no complaints there either . Sandra was my personal favorite scene of the bunch, but they were all pretty good. The only thing I wasn't fond of, was considering the title, there wasn't anal in all the scenes. And I was pretty sure there wasn't going to be with Eva and Sara as cast members, but still. Others may not know as much and picking it up in a store or renting it. I'm not deducting anything for it, I'm just saying as more of an FYI kind of deal. So all in all, this is a good flick with numbers porno here with 3 of 5 scenes having anal. It should be a pretty decent rental.
Extras:
      The extras where OK I guess... There was only 9 minutes of behind the scenes and a slide show. No bonus for the extras here, but it came close to losing some.
Details:
Scene 1
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      Tory is a sexy looking girl with medium length brown hair and fake D cup tits. We begin with seeing Kurt and Tory playing cards. Kurt ups the stakes though, from just a blowjob to full on sex! Of course he wins and after some kissing, the two head off to a different room. He kisses and fingers her, then the cock comes out. She sucks and deep throats it, and soon ends up in a flying 69 before he lays her on the couch to fuck her mouth and feet. Pulling her up, she rides him in reverse cowgirl and he takes her up for some flying reverse cowgirl too, before getting off him and going into doggy where he slips in her ass with ease! During the action, Tory stops for some ATM and deep throat action, then continues to take her ass pounding in spoon. Looking to cum as Kurt does his thing. Cutting away, the anal continues with her up in cowgirl while we get some nice shots of the action. Keeping the cock inside her ass, she spins around to cowgirl. Afterwards she gets off and tastes her ass off the cock, telling Kurt, "I want my prize now!". However she has to work for it a little, tit fucking his cock before taking some missionary action, but ultimately ends up with a mouth full of cum, which she pushes out. This was a good scene and a typical Tory scene; good energy.
Scene 2
Eva Angelina, Tommy Gunn
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      Eva is a sexy looking girl with long black hair and fake D cup tits. It seems Kurt has some friends over to play cards now. As He, Sara Stone, Eva Angelina and Tommy Gunn play, Kurt and Sara fold out of the action as Eva goes all in. Of course ass is on the line and she loses... Off to the room the head. He immediately finds she's been "hiding a pair" in her shirt, then she slides down to his cock, giving him a nice BJ as well as some deep throat. The fucking begins with Eva in doggy, which works very well for her , so much so she looked to have came. Keeping a hold of her, Tommy rolls Eva up to have her ride him in reverse cowgirl. After a few, she spins around to cowgirl, where we get some nice close up shots of the action, then down into missionary. Again she looked to have came, and pretty hard too! Giving her a break, Tommy fucks her tits for a few moments and then gets back inside her for spoon. He slides her down into a pile driver, and again she looked great here. The scene then finishes up with Eva back up in reverse cowgirl, then takes an open mouth facial; she pushes it from her mouth. Solid performance here. One time I heard Eva had told a director she needed to wear her glasses because her fans liked them... I couldn't agree more. A part of Eva's "sexy as fuck" look... Is those glasses!!!
Scene 3
Sara Stone, Kurt Lockwood
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      Sara is a pretty girl with short brown hair and great, natural DD cup tits. Back at the table, Kurt and Sara continue playing. They do a little strip poker and then bet a BJ. Of course Sara loses, but she wants redemption, so she wants to go double or nothing... Double here is sex! Well of course she loses again, so over to the couch they head. They kiss a minute and then the cock comes out. She sucks and tit fucks it, then Kurt picks her up for some flying 69 action! She didn't seem too comfortable with it so he sets her down and he takes a seat, having her ride him in reverse cowgirl. With Kurt's dick still in her, he takes her to doggy, choking her as he thrusts. Cutting away, the action continues on in missionary where Sara begs him to kiss her. Something I found very hot!! He does and then moves on to showing her feet some love too, but it seems she's a bit ticklish there - LOL. Still wanting a part of her feet, he uses them to fuck his cock some, then slips behind her for some spoon; again choking her as he fucks her. Going back up to ride, she teases his cock with her pussy, finally letting him get inside her, she rides the cock nicely before Kurt shows some power with some flying cowgirl. Wrapping things up, we get some nice shots of her getting fucked in pile driver and then in missionary before Kurt blasts her face (bull's eye) and tits with a big shot of cum! Solid work here. I so miss Sara... That face, that body, those boobs... Sigh.....
Scene 4
Katja Kassin, Justin Magnum
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      Katja is a sexy looking girl with short red hair and natural B cup tits. Per usual so far, we begin with the two playing cards. Katja goes all in on a hand and Justin informs her he's going all in too, but if he wins... It's her ass on the line! He wins - LOL. After wining her ass, he gives it a good smack and then gets her panties off to test the waters with his fingers. In return, she sucks hic cock, taking it deep down her throat, then she moves up to cowgirl. We get some nice shots of her working the cock, then she reaches back and begins loosening that ass up for his cock, using 4 of her fingers. Cutting away, she's in doggy, and she's taking it up the ass, like she bargained for. Keeping the anal action going, she then moves up to reverse cowgirl. Here we got some nice shots of her working that cock nicely! Getting off, she tastes her ass off the dicks and then gets her ass stuffed some more while in standing doggy. Justin shows us some gapes as he reams her ass, then it's on for some missionary anal and gapes before she takes an open mouth facial. I'm not sure id she swallowed the cum or not. Anther solid scene here, Katja takes it up the ass like a champ. Per usual thought
Scene 5
Sandra Romain, Sascha
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      Sandra is a sexy looking girl with medium length black hair and natural B cup tits. While playing poker, Sandra bets her ass on and hand, and of course loses that hand... Taking his prize to a different room, he gets Sandra out of her dress and she sucks and licks on his chest - Fuckin' sexy! Slipping on down, she makes her way t his shaft, sucking and deep throating it. Finally both of them are naked and she gets into doggy to take her first bit of dick. She stops and tastes her pussy, but also takes his entire cock down her throat before moving up to cowgirl. She rides nicely too and then Sasha reaches around and finger her ass. Letting none of that go to waste, she slurps it up off his fingers and then remounts in reverse cowgirl. This time Sandra tastes her ass off the cock, versus his hand, then goes into missionary for more fucking. Sasha cycles between her ass and pussy, making her ass gape here and there, but he also pays attention to her feet; sucking them. Picking her up, she kept the cock in hr ass while flying in cowgirl, then after laying her down he does some more hole cycling; providing us with some nice pussy and ass gapes! After stuffing her pussy with 4 fingers, Sandra gets into doggy and takes more anal before taking Sasha's load in her mouth. Unfortunately again, I don't know if she swallowed or not... Good scene here. nice anal and good energy, but I don't expect anything less from Sandra. She's one of the best in the business right now in my opinion.
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