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Trombone Blown - Review Cover

Trombone Blown

(2005)
Director: John West
Posted: March 23, 2007
Run time: 124 Min (2 hr 4 min)
Reviewer: kwik nasty
Reaction: Enjoyable
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Summary:
      Overall Rating: 6

This movie had its ups & downs. The ups came near the end which left a good impression on me. Lots of cute unknown girls & wow 10 scenes total! I'm not into the whole ass-licking fetish at all but this was enjoyable due to the blowjobs. If you have a fetish for ass licking, this is a must-get because there is tons of that in here.
Extras:
      There was not much to even mention as far as extras here. Some trailers & a photo gallery that you had to suffer through the selected music to get to. I don't think I want to hear a song with the words "murder, murder mother fucker" anywhere in a porn movie. That's a wood killer right there.
Details:
Scene 1
Ashley Gracie, John West
      Initial Reaction:
  
I dig a good blowjob movie but this is more of a fetish film than a BJ movie. The whole fetish of trombone blown is when a girl licks a guy's ass while jacking him off which I feel I must spell out. The opening credits had shots of all the girls & they all look quite cute. Hope it pays off!
      Ashley is a cute mixed girl with light skin & freckles. I've always loved this look. She's wearing a cute outfit & has a rocking body in only her panties on. Holy shit - she opens up just hammering this guys cock. The scene quickly goes to the fetish of licking the guy's ass while she jacks him off. Sticks with this themes for the entire scene until the load-swallowing.
Scene 2
Genesis Sky, John West
      Genesis looks like a 2nd string cheerleader. Blond, cute but doesn't have the tightest body to be first squad. She does a great job sucking the guys cock with lots of strings of spit falling down. The guy begins to use her tits for a little dick pleasing until the main fetish comes about. She lies down on her back on a couch while he straddles her face & she goes to town licking his ass & jacking him off. We get a few good angles & even some close ups of how this guy needs 'roid surgery. They switch back & forth between ass licking & cock sucking until the climax where genesis gets a mouth load of cum & swallows.
Scene 3
Erin Moore, John West
      Erin Moore, like genesis has the cheerleader look. Blond but has a cuter face & bends over for the camera to show off her tight ass. I've always been a sucker for blond haired brown eyed girls. She begins to give head & the camera gets some good shots of Erin's ass & body. The guy lies down on his back while Erin begins to lick his ass. This goes on all the while she is jacking him off but they go quickly back into blowjob-ing. They switch back & forth between these & I should also mention this scene has the best shots of the trombone blown fetish. Good close ups from the side & every which way. Near the end he begins to face fuck Erin & she has to catch her breath after some time. The scene ends with a facial right on top of her forehead & while she squeezes the last bit out for her mouth.
Scene 4
Trinity Post, John West
      Trinity is my kind of cock sucker. She is more slow sucking than the other girls & does lots of licking on the side. We enjoy some shots of her playing with her pussy while she is sucking so we know she's enjoying this. She takes her job serious with some gagging as well as ball sucking & caressing. She has to stop several times to catch her breath. Damn, give this girl a raise! The guy turns around & Trinity begins to lick. This is another well shot scene of the fetish with different angles. She is the first to lick the asshole & pull around the cock to suck it as well. Like I said earlier - give her a raise. The scene continues with lots of good shots of ball sucking, cock sucking & ass licking until she gets the cum right on her forehead & it drips all over hear face. Nice!
Scene 5
Katie Ray, John West
      Katie says she's 18 & I can believe it. She has that dumb & young kind of look to her & can barely read off the queue cards for the scene intro. She can't suck cock very good at all & the guy takes his cock out of her hands after a few seconds & leans her against the couch so he can have more control. They quickly go into ass licking to see if maybe she will be better at that. She isn't so we go back to cock sucking. Surprisingly, she gets better & maybe more relaxed. She grabs his cock with two hands like some huge ham hock & does a good job sucking. She gets face fucked for a bit & then gets gobs of cum on her forehead & clinging to her eyelashes. Game over.
Scene 6
Serena Marcus, John West
      Serena is not attractive to begin with. The scene opens with her playing with an actual trombone & then starts sucking on the hired cock after a few seconds. Her face is even less attractive when she is ramming said cock down her throat. She looks like she is pushing her whole mouth out. Very strange but isn't a blowjob about sucking in a cock? Anyways, the guy straddles her face while she starts licking hole. They pull out the trombone as some sort of fetish prop. She begins to blow air into the guys asshole & then quickly (thank you) shows her fingering her twat. The ass licking ends quick & they are on to more dick sucking. She grabs his cock with two hands & jerks him off as he shoots his load over her tits & then a tiny bit on her forehead.
Scene 7
Kayla Marie, John West
      For starters Kayla Marie is super cute. She has some great eyes & her body looks fab & you can tell she keeps herself together. The scene begins with (you guessed it) some cock sucking. It gets very sloppy with spit as they both dive into the session, Kayla bobbing while the hired cock face fucks her. We get a good upshot of her perky tiny tits poking out of her blouse while she does this. It gets even better when the guy starts feeding his ball sack into Kayla's mouth from above. I knew this scene would be worthwhile. We get some great overall shots of Kayla's body complete with spit all over her tits while her body rhythmatically moves with each cock slurp. Then after some good times with that, he feeds Kayla his cock from above & we get about 5 seconds of fake ass-licking. The scene cuts back to her on her knees giving head & it just gets better. Kayla obviously loves cock & worships it for the next 5 minutes. The scene ends with a wad of sperm on her forehead while she laughingly talks with the cameraman. Nice!
Scene 8
Lavaya, John West
      Lavaya is your girl next door type with red hair. She's petite, has long hair & nice tiny tits. Immediately she gets on her knees to swallow the dick. There are good camera angles at the beginning as she sucks & looks up at the hired cock. She doesn't look too experienced because it's as if she's just grabbing his cock a little too hard while she gorges. Her face is pretty cute all the while she sucks though I must say so I'm not disappointed in the least. It could just be that she wants to show a good time to all involved including us! The scene cuts to her face buried in the guys crack going for the dingleberry gold. It goes back & forth between these two scenarios. She gags a little & warns them that they better watch it because she may heave her cookies if she's gagged too much. Just then we get to see her pretty hairy red hair-pie while the guy cums. He actually holds her by the back of her head by her hair as he lets loose on her forehead.
Scene 9
Vanilla Sky, John West
      Out of all the unknown girls in this vid - Vanilla Sky is the only "pornstar" to be featured. She's a cute brunette, has a round face. Everyone knows her for her baby fat body & plump medium tits. She gets to town sucking a mean cock. She knows how to please a man instantly with the no hands blow while keeping the guys entire shaft in her mouth. He gets a good angle to face fuck her while fondling her tit. Compared to the others, Vanilla Sky is the champ at cock sucking. The guy lays her against the bed & starts fucking her tits. Vanilla can't stand this too long as she goggles him up in her mouth. She goes right to his asshole kissing & licking all over. She is also the most gung ho gal in this video for the anilingus. This goes back & forth until she gets kind of in a rush to get this guy to cum. You can tell because she begins to have these monotone noises come from her throat when she's expecting the load to come. She starts jacking him off completely un-necessarily until he finally blows. She started great but then let off a bit at the end.
Scene 10
Rachel Love, John West
      This girl is an ok looker. She seems to look like the girl who is only cute if you actually date her & spend lots of time with her. She looks like she would grow up to be one of those old rich ladies with those evil looking blue eyes that pierce your soul! OK OK, the scene starts with some sucking of cock. We get a treat with the cock into the cheek suck off. Rachel is completely enjoying herself making great sluprin noises while she's sitting on the bed with her legs open. We get some more great shots from the side of the cock in the cheek move & she starts to lick a little asshole. Rachel lies on the bed & gives us some more spectacular blowjob shots. She's basically pushing the guys cock into her mouth, not grabbing it like the other girls, but more of pushing it inside. She gets back up on her ass & it begins to get very wet with some spitting & slobber all over. Rachel looks cute while sucking & it's a big plus especially when she leans over while he shoots his load over the side (not lying!) oh her face & her hair.

Production & Editing:   This film was shot in HD so that's a plus. What I didn't like was the lighting & whatever camera they used. In general it looked like a high school film production. Not only that, but the girls kept mentioning this was for anarchy pictures! This was probably slated for anarchy but somehow got released under Python. The scene cuts between shots was also very primitive. Also as I went along I figured out that John West may have been the only male talent in this entire movie.
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