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Elastic Assholes #11 - Review Cover

Elastic Assholes #11

(2013)
Director: Tim Von Swine
Posted: June 29, 2014
Run time: 190 Min (3 hr 10 min)
Reviewer: Terry (PL)
Reaction: Very Good
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Summary:
      This one gets an 8.45. With a cast of largely unknowns/never seen to me, I walked away pretty happy with this one. Not too much of a surprise though, Mike John/Tim Von Swine always make stuff I love to watch. I did like how the movie was composed though, the first and last, the strongest scenes, were perfectly placed. And I'll also admit I wasn't expecting Kim's scene to top A.J., but it did.... WOW. That was the scene to see this movie for, but certainly not the only one.😉 Unfortunately it looks like Sasha Casey has left the business (no movies since 2013), which is a shame, I really liked this chick. She's the kind of chick I like seeing. Pretty perfect proportions. Obviously this is an anal lovers dream, since every scene if focused on it, but as a cream pie lover, I was very pleased! All but one ended in a cream pie, and even that one was pretty close to one as well. Perfect ending to ass fuckin' if you ask me.😉 This is an easily recommended title, not surprisingly. Every time I see a Swine/MJ movie, all I can thing is... Can't wait for the next one!
Extras:
      Per usual with Mike John produced movies, there was plenty of extras, 40 minutes worth and aren't skippable. Some really cool footage with Kat playing to the camera when no one was around, along with some cool stories from Kimberly Kane. Anyway, there was also a cum shot recap, a photo gallery, a cast list, web access info and some trailers:
Crowd Control #2
Praise The Load #8
Jerkoff Material #9
Racially Motivated #4
Boobaholics Anonymous #8
Elastic Assholes #10
All in all, a solid outing in the extras, so a +.25.
Details:
Scene 1
A.J. Applegate, Tim Von Swine
      A.J. is a cute girl with long blonde hair and natural B cup tits. Like most Swine scenes, the fun begins out by the pool at Chateau. Tim talks to her while she shows off her amazing ass! After using some toy in it she heads inside to start the BJ action. Tim's got a pretty thick cock, and she got impressively deep on it! Over in doggy, he pussy spoke a lot as Swine stuffed her. After a cut, A.J. was in a chair, having Tim choke her a little before ending up back in doggy, but this time taking it up the ass. She stopped for a little ATM too, eagerly cleaning her ass off the cock before going to take more of an ass fuckin' while in cowgirl. Tim caught plenty of nice shots, then had her go back to doggy. As Tim plugged her ass, he blurts "I'm going to fill your ass", which she immediately said "Like a pastry!" - laughed at that one! After he unloaded in her, she pushed the cum out, then Tim gave us one last shot at that amazing ass before moving on. A Very good scene. A.J. certainly seemed into Tim and had no problem taking his cock up her ass. I particularly liked the ending of the scene!
Scene 2
Kat Dior, Sean Michaels
      Kat is an attractive girl with medium length dark red hair and natural B cup tits. Already inside, Tim starts off with Kat rubbing her pussy to warm up, which is apparently not a big deal as she masturbates like three times a day! Anyway, she flipped over to doggy to show off her 19 year old pussy, and while there Tim talks to her. She's had 10 anal with 10 different guys and has a goal of doing an anal gangbang! Tim then gave her a toy, which she used in her ass before Sean came in to help out, showing off her pretty (meaty) pussy to the camera before having her suck his cock. Sean then took a seat and had Kat straddle his face before sliding down to ride in cowgirl. With Kat down on her side/back, the fucking started off vaginally, but then moved to her ass. On all fours, the ass fuckin' continued, and Kat looked good! Sean moved back to her pussy for a bit, while still in doggy, then had her go back up to cowgirl for a few. Getting off, Kat waited with her face next to Sean's cock as he stroked a load onto her face. There didn't seem like there was a whole lot of chemistry going on, and the "oh ya daddy" seemed... Well, canned. The action was pretty solid though.

Scene 3
Sasha Casey, Tim Von Swine
      Sasha is a very attractive girl with short brown hair and natural C cup tits. Again we are already inside with Tim and Sasha as Tim lets us know Sasha is nervous. This is her 1st anal! We also found out she's Russian, 22 years old, has been in the business for about a month and has only had 2 dicks in her ass... Ever! Over in doggy, showing off her ass, she slips a toy in her ass and starts sucking Tim's cock. Man this girl had some pretty hazel eyes! She also used those very nice tits too! Over in doggy, and the toy still in her ass, Tim fucked her pussy some, then has her go up to cowgirl; goin' balls deep! Sasha spun around and gave us nice shots as she rocked back and forth, then got in doggy to get her first on-screen anal! She did a good job too, especially considering Tim's girth! We got to see a couple small gapes before Tim unloaded a big load in her. With her ass still pretty open, the cum came out pretty easily! Tim didn't waste much time though, he jumped back in there to pump her ass some more, getting more cum to come out too! But he wasn't done with Sasha just yet! He then laid back and had her ride in cowgirl, still taking it up the ass. It was pretty slow going, but she eventually got into it and leaned back to give some nice open shots before she spun around to reverse. Finally Tim is done with her and had her get on her knees as he jerked a load into her mouth, which she swallowed down to close out the scene. I really liked this scene. Sasha wasn't quite as "seasoned" as A.J or Kimberly, but she and Tim seemed to work well. She certainly had some traits I liked; A thicker girl with great eyes and some nice tits... She just worked for me Shame she's no longer around, at least according to IAFD.
Scene 4
Krissy Lynn, Tom Byron
      Krissy is an attractive girl with short blonde hair and fake DD cup tits. Back out by the pool, Tim talks to Krissy and she looked a bit cold... She was sporting some major goose bumps! Anyway, she expressed her excitement to work with a "professional", and shortly afterwards they head inside where she meets Tom. He dove right into her ass, eating away, to which she returned some cock sucking and deep throat. Expressing some love for his cock, "You have the most perfect cock to suck!" Cutting away, it was right to the A with Krissy in doggy. We got some nice shots and she did some ATM action, then went up to cowgirl, continuing to take it up the ass. To spoon, the ass fuckin' continued with her being very "verbose". "Will you do me a favor and pinch my nipples while you fuck me?" she asked. Taking a break, she did some ATM/deep throat before going to mish, finishing up her all anal scene with Tom showing us a few small gapes and cumming on her pussy and asshole to close it all out. A pretty solid scene. Krissy's dirty talk was fun, but was a bit much for me. I did like the fact the ass was the singular focus though.
Scene 5
Kimberly Kane, Tim Von Swine
      Kimberly is a sexy looking girl with medium length brown hair and natural B cup tits. Closing it out where we started it off, Kimberly is out at the pool at the Chateau. She teases us some, showing off that beautiful pussy of hers before heading inside. On her belly, on a ottoman, Kimberly was completely taken with Tim's hairy balls and got to sucking him off. In doggy, Tim started off fucking her pussy, having her take breaks to taste her pussy off his meat, then has her lie on her back so he could get deep in it. This only seemed to fuel the need to put the camera down and focus on some real fucking, so that's what happened, as Kimberly rode in cowgirl while the camera sat something. Back in mish we got some nice shots of the action before she went up to cowgirl, taking it up the butt! Tim caught some really nice shots of that beautiful pussy too! Spinning around, she continued on in reverse. Stopping, she cleaned the cock off with her mouth, and then went to doggy. Tim got her to gape some, then got more "natural" time, fucking Kimberly's ass while she was on her side/back and doggy while the camera sat on something (non-POV). After she looked to cum, Tim picked up the camera and blew his wad in her ass. As soon as he pulled out the cum squirted out, which didn't lend to a nice cream pie shot, but was certainly fun. Lots of cum farting, which Kimberly was very in to.
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