Elastic Assholes #12 - Review Cover

Elastic Assholes #12

(2014)
Director: Tim Von Swine
Posted: December 25, 2014
Run time: 195 Min (3 hr 15 min)
Reviewer: Terry (PL)
Reaction: Very Good
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Summary:
      This one gets an 8.60. All I needed to see was the fact Swine was doing this, and I was game. He's one of my favorite directors. The cast list was a draw too.😉 Regardless, I wasn't let down. This movie did a good job of "Building up", starting with a solid scene from London, and capping off with a wonderful scene from Maddy! Although I felt Maddy's scene was the best, a very close second was Luna's. I really liked the fact she like 'ol Swiney cum in her ass! Like most every movie from Swine, this was a fun romp, focusing on (of course, given the title) anal, and lots of it. This is an easy recommendation purchase from me, but it should come as no surprise. Swine, Keep up the good work!
Extras:
      We got 25 minutes of behind the scenes. Not a lot of interesting tidbits, but there was one... Luna doesn't do hand job scenes, she finds them awkward. Even though I'm not awarding extra points, the BTS were fun and worth a watch. Additionally, there was a cumshot recap, a photo gallery, a cast list, web access info and some trailers:
Totally Unprofessional #3
Praise The Load #9
Jerkoff material #10
Racially Motivated #5
POV Pervert #16
No Cum Dodging Allowed #13
Details:
Scene 1
London Keyes, Tim Von Swine
Positions: Reverse Cowgirl (vag), Doggy (vag and anal), Reverse Cowgirl (anal), Spoon/Side (anal)
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      London is an attractive girl with long black hair and natural D cup tits. Back when these two had sex, London wasn't doing anal, so Tim says hello the best way he sees fit; a finger in her asshole Soon acquainting her mouth with his cock, doing some nice no-hands work and deep throat! With the plug in her ass still, Swine has her plug her pussy with his cock before replacing the plug in her ass. She took the vast majority of the cock in her ass, and well. There wasn't enough gaping though. We caught some glimpses here and there, but none were good shots. Maybe there weren't supposed to be based on the title... but she certainly was at some points at the end. Anyway, when it came time for the end, she got a blast of pig sauce across her face. Pretty solid action over all though.
Scene 2
Casey Calvert, Sean Michaels
Positions: Cowgirl (vag and anal), Missionary (vag and anal), Doggy (vag and anal)
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      Casey is a sexy girl with long brown hair and natural B cup tits. After kicking things off with the "Sean Michael's Fashion Show", Casey did a pretty nice job getting Sean's' long member down her throat. After starting off in cowgirl, I found it sexy as fuck when Casey got off, saying "Switch positions, I want you on top". Continuing that sexy path, I really liked how she said "Do you want me to gape?", then held her ass cheek to try to; and accomplishing it in doggy. At the end, Casey got a face full of cum and a mouth full of cock.
Scene 3
Luna C. Kitsuen, Tim Von Swine
Positions: Doggy (vag and anal), Cowgirl (anal), Reverse Cowgirl, Spoon (vag and anal)
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      Luna is a very attractive girl with long black hair and natural D cup tits. After being properly introduced to those "super knockers" and puffy pussy, she looked up the camera with her big eyes and stuck Swine's cock in her mouth. Luna's introduction to anal went far better than expected, she lets Swiney's fat cock slip right in her ass with no hesitation, looking to enjoy every inch of it. A real "anal queen", as he put it. Luna really did a nice job in the scene, never really over acting, had a very good personality and looked fucking amazing the whole time. Those tits were mesmerizing and those puppy eyes. Well... She's certainly on a to-see list. Anyway, she took a pig sauce blast in the ass, giving us some great cum farts! Not to mention, she really got to Swine who dumped another load in her ass after the scene had ended!
Scene 4
Savannah Fox, Alias (Mark Zane), Ike Diezel
Positions: Standing Doggy (vag and anal), Missionary, Cowgirl (vag and DP), Spoon (anal), Reverse Cowgirl (anal and DP)
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      Savannah is a sexy girl with medium length brown hair and natural A cup tits. Apparently Savannah's been to the Chateau before, and left a mark, earning herself two boners today! After moving the fun inside, Savannah didn't take long to leave another mark on Swine's set, letting off some big squirts while getting fucked! Soon, Savannah's hungry asshole was fed. Then taking it to the next level, her hungry pussy was fed at the same time (DP). Again the gapes were nonexistent, we only got a couple at the end of the scene. Regardless, very good scene with Savannah sucking down both dude's loads! She really chewed her two meat sticks up! Fuck this girl is stacked! Really killer body and a fun personality. Another girl on my to-see list; really hope she's around a while!
Scene 5
Maddy O\'Reilly, Tim Von Swine
Positions: Doggy (vag and anal), Reverse Cowgirl (anal), Cowgirl (vag and anal), Spoon (vag and anal)
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      Maddy is a sexy girl with long length brown hair and natural B cup tits. Maddy and Tim haven't worked together yet and she's only been doing anal for a few months, so there's no better time to get this "rectified" When Maddy took on the cock, she tried to get deep on it, but it didn't work out, but it did make doe some nice spit play. Her dirty talk kicked up a notch when she took the cock in her ass in reverse. Really sexy talk. After cumming several times, Swine jerks load across Maddy's face. She squeezed every last drop from the tip, and well as scooped what was on her face into her mouth, swallowing it down. Swine rebounded, fucking Maddy in spoon and doggy before giving her another drink of cum. Another kick ass scene. Maddy really put on a good show, very sensual and very orgasmic! Even though there were no gapes, or attempts at some, this was still the scene of the movie!